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Hello everyone! R you knowing that carrots are screaming at incredibly high frequencies when they are cut? R you looking into fields and seeing the inhumane methods used to grow potatoes/cabbages etc? how about pikcing fruit off poor defencless trees whilst they are in their prime? or forcing fertilizers apon their poor leaves?

because of this, I R deciding to give up all vegetable and vegetable related products. From now on, I R pure carnivore! I R also going to run eco warrior campaigns against local arable farms! Who R with me?

― I R eco warrior!, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

more crusty related answers!

― I R fatnick, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EX EQUALS BEE.

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Meat even sounds good when you say it.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

After a month your shit will be unfamiliar to you.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.ratemypoo.com

― Mr. Meat, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You R fool.

You R loser.

You R sad.

You R a worse advert for Essex than Andrew Rosindell R.

You R disgrace.

You R disgrace to your lovely brother in particulaR.

You R waste of space.

You R waste of time.

You R jailbait.

You R cannon fodder.

You R finished.

― Robin Carmody, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'jailbait'? robin, is there something you'd like to tell us?

― ethan, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He R the guy you were referring to earlier? He R the one you recently discovered something about? He R your ex-boyfriend or something?

― George, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well nick, once again you have astounded me with your selflessness

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He's just winding people up. I half imagine DG telling him that there was a veggie argument thing going on the other day. or maybe I'm not giving enough credit. It's funny anyway.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Robin, that was harsh. Fatnick is okay!

― james, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yah. meanie.

― chaki, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey Robin!

― DG, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I R thinking we are having Arable farmer in our ranks! he R scum. He R thinking himself funny till me an' the boys turn up!

― I R fatnick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

this is gettin ugly.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pah! you try teeling that to Cress which R just losing rest of family as Garnish!

― I R fatnick!, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no i meant this thread.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"jailbait" - no implications, he was just asking for a slagging.

Not everyone in Dorset is an arable farmer, fatnick.

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wot that? when R I saying that everyone in Dorset R being evil Arable Farmer!

― I R fatnick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You seemed to imply that *I* was the arable farmer, Nick.

Oh, hang on. You probably don't even know that I live there ...

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FatNick r0x0r!

Put me down for the arable pogrom posse.

― ogden, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
just because

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:20 (twenty-two years ago)

where R fatnick anyway?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe at university. He appears to have grown out of playing with internet mentalists, which is a shame.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

fatnick was the perfect ILXor ... he left before his schtick grew tiresome. it would be nice if he could just drop in and say hey, though.

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he did about 6 months back. Maybe he will again. Given that we know his real name we could try googling him and summoning him.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 September 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i still find "carrots are screaming at incredibly high frequencies" very amusing

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

seven years pass...

old-school ILX at its finest ... Fatnick AND hanle y in one thread!!

― It's Britney, bitch! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 16 April 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)


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