I have finally read the entire Internet.

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Well, it took me a few years but yeah, that's it, I just hit the last ever page of the Internet. There's a matrix-like twist in the plot right at the bottom of that last page.

Bye.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 09:51 (twenty years ago)

Now what are you going to do?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Did you find my bike?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html
Alternatively: http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
Or even: http://www.mythologic.net/end.html

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Apart from everybody's default home page, what's the first page of the internet?

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

Only one other thing has read the whole internet and its about to take over the world.

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

xpost

No, those last pages you linked to are are fakes, I'm sorry to tell you. The real last page solves the mind/body problem once and for all. It also convincingly explains why Kill Bill Vols I and II are terrible movies, and curiously states that the Walker Brothers' 1978 release The Electrician was the greatest single of all time.

Bye.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:17 (twenty years ago)

The real last page solves the mind/body problem once and for all. It also convincingly explains why Kill Bill Vols I and II are terrible movies, and curiously states that the Walker Brothers' 1978 release The Electrician was the greatest single of all time.

Forty-two.

― caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Forty-two.

WSalt.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:19 (twenty years ago)

I thought this would be a Nedthread.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

You only read one Internet? Don't you watch Presidential debates?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

It also convincingly explains why Kill Bill Vols I and II are terrible movies

I'm guessing the answer is because you're a tasteless dick.

Leavis, you are and always have been a wanker. Scrutinise that.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Nothing curious about "The Electrician" being the greatest single of all time. Certainly one of the five greatest.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about the first page but I have seen the worlds first web server, it is a NeXT cube, now in a glass case at cern.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

Hey Scrofula, the Kill Bills do not belong in the canon, it's official. Now I'm off to read some DH Lawrence.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, D.H. Lawrence, founder of Mills and Boon. Yr canon suxxor.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

Literature rockist.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

My Epson printer cartridge does not belong in the Canon.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leavis accuses somebody else of being "literary rockist" shockah!!

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

rockist me again and again and again and again and again

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)

rockist number nine take off for the planet venus

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

My literary tastes are broad and eclectic, Scrofula. I just don't like anything outside the canon.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

So when can we expect your close reading of the Internet, Mr L?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 17 June 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

To be honest, I carefully read all the bits about Lawrence, Henry James, TS Eliot etc, but sort of skimmed through the rest. The Internet sagged in the middle, but picked up in the end. A bit like Lady Chatterley's Lover.

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 17 June 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.co.marin.ca.us/depts/lb/main/teens/bookworm.gif

― Amon (eman), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:14 (twenty years ago)

I thought this would be a Nedthread.

Hm. I guess I'm flattered!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

I guess you’ve seen the naked pictures of my mum then?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Sucker. I just added another page to t'internet.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:32 (twenty years ago)

LINK!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

i think the first page of the internet is a nude picture of cindy margolis.

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

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