Vote for the Ultimate Hottest U.S. Senator! (not counting Obama)

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The Premise
Since it's not an election year, and we at HottestUSSenator.com got bored, we created an election of our own.
When you think "hot" you probably don't think U.S. Senators. But if you had to choose, who would it be?
Here are the starting eight. We'll narrow it down to four, then two, then select an "Ultimate Hottest U.S. Senator Not Counting Obama". The winning Senator will receive a certificate for looking hot.

The Obama Omission
We decided Barack Obama is so hot that he'd wipe the floor with any of the others, so he's excluded from this contest...

I like the captions, too, with Orrin Hatch's (R-UT) "Half-a-dozen albums" or Rick Santorum's(R-PA) "Nice, tight ass."

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

oh, and go joe biden!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Biden's got moxie, and moxie is hella sexxy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Why wasn't Mary Landrieu nominated?

http://www.nukefreezone.net/images/hallofshame/landrieu.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh, hells yeah.

http://www.toledo-bend.com/govt/images/landrieu.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

http://nutrias.org/~nopl/photos/recent/morerecent8/recent486.jpg

Sorry, jay. Ya pressed one of my buttons.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Go for it!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif
How about Senator Amidala?

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Oh, US Senator .. my bad...

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Write-in candidates are welcome. Invite yourself to gmail a few times, get a ring of addresses started, and email away.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superiorbroadcast.org/images/Issues/politics/Feingold%20and%20Garvey.JPG

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Certainly Saxby Chambliss would win, if names are important. Unless you're more of a Dick Lugar type.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who votes for McCain gets the Bitter Beer Face.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

So no one thinks Ted Kennedy is sexy no more?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah, Teddy the K really does sort of win.

clearly everyone should vote for Lindsey Graham, though. if you're gay, vote for Santorum or the distinguished wingnut from Oklahoma

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/11/02/senate.oklahoma/story.tom.coburn.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Feingold seconded. I know people who have casually flirted with him. I am happy that I get to keep voting for him, even if he was an asshat over the Clinton blowjob thing and the Ashcroft nom.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I third my man Russ.

http://lcdp.net/Feingold%20Photo.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

GO BALD FOR BIDEN!

Or something.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I'll take Maria Cantwell over Landrieu

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/071504/072004/_cantwell-maria-6-28-01.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cah.utexas.edu/exhibits/SixtiesExhibit/large/images/02bailey_large.jpg

Front row, second from the right, Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison.

Still not as foxy as the Honorable Senior Senator from Louisiana.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Cantwell's okay, but

http://cantwell.senate.gov/photos/codel/afghan2.jpg

only a war hero could get away with wearing a nutty hat like that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

my Dad can, too

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

http://feinstein.senate.gov/images/photogallery-classics/gallery-classics-df-88-in-school-full.jpg

Feinstein, of all people, was bug cute.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if Cheney was pissed that Leahy is a head taller than him

http://leahy.senate.gov/images/2005events/familyII.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Barbara Boxer is actually kind of foxy.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

FOXY BOXER! wher-whr whee-wheh-wherrrr

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moonvalleystudio.com/vintage/p/boxer.jpg

I can see that.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

She's foxier nowadays.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

she's a Brooklyn girl

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Babs on the Block.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Don't be fooled by the legislation that she got.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

There's just something about a Mormon boy that makes you want to ruin them. I'd like to nominate our Gordon "Gordo" Smith.

http://www.lclark.edu/dept/public/objects/gordonsmith.jpg

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't he in Clash of the Titans?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Evan Bayh and Barbara Boxer and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama (if I could vote for him), but I don't know what all the senators look like. Barbara Boxer has style.

― youn, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I forgot Sen. Voinovich.

― youn, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

http://snowe.senate.gov/images/bio2.jpg
Woah, Olympia Snowe!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Whoa!

Where's the seventies babe pix of Barbara Mikulsk?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bayweekly.com/year01/issue9_32/images9_32/Mikulski,%20Whitman%20and%20kids.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Where's the seventies babe pix of Barbara Mikulsk?

I'm having trouble with this sentence.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Not Mikulski in her seventies, gabb.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

jocelyn is right about Olympia Snowe. I really like that look - light colored trousers with a patterned shirt.

― youn, Friday, 17 June 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. These days she rocks more of a Ruth Bader Ginsburg look, tho.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/021804/snowe-olympia.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

http://mainegov-images.informe.org/legis/senate/WomensHistory/14NatWomensHistMon.Snowe14_files/14_files/image002.jpg

I dunno. She almost has a Fran Dreischer thing going here. To think that she belongs to the same party as Tom DeLay and Mike Crapo is a bit of a boner-shrinker.

Guess what her favorite Tears for Fears album is?

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2003/07/20/a09medicare.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Is his name actually pronounced crap-o?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

cray-po

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 17 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Whoo! Mary Landrieu. I feel terrible for saying this but I really wanna plumb her pipes.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

the Women's Senate Network page has the nine Democratic women:

http://www.dscc.org/wsn/meetwsn

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 19 June 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

I knew a Crapo in high school.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 19 June 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

I've heard that the majority of senators know how to fuck really well.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 19 June 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.productshopnyc.com/archives/clinton-obama%202008.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 19 June 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I bet someone here wants to blow John McCain and we just don't know it.

― Mint Julep (Bimble...), Sunday, 19 June 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

FINAL FOUR, BITCHEZ!

VOTE!

http://www.hottestussenator.com/

(note: Santorum is not on or in the final four)

― kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 27 June 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

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