I am wearing a johnny at the doctor's office

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Holla back yo

― Jw, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

You typing with your penis or something?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Would it be out of place to ask you why?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

what's a johnny? some kind of fancy bonnet?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Curb your enthusiasm, my friend.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

some kind of fancy bonnet?

Yes. A "fancy" bonnet.

http://www.nvsh.nl/Website_Engels/Illustrations/Sexual_Information/Safesex/anti_condom.jpg

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Is it ribbed?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

my name is so versatile.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

I now have that El DeBarge song stuck in my head, and I hate you all.

"Who's Johnny?" she said
And smiled in her special way
Johnny, she said
You know I love you
"Who's Johnny?" she said
And tried to look the other way
Her eyes gave her away

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Cloth Johnny: Classic!
Paper Johnny: Dud

― dewey, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

I am getting a yearly physical i need to use my walk in clinic. I an posting from my phone. Still waiting!

― Jw, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Still wearing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

But, um, why does that involve wearing this?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Fais-moi mal, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

Envoie-moi au ciel, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm wondering if he shaved his head and walked into the office *only* wearing that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Sorry that was an x post that should have gone before Caitlin's. My LDL cholesterol is 47.

― Jw, Friday, 17 June 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

what about your OMGWTFLOL cholestrol?

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

A johnny is not the same thing as a jimmyhat!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

(A rubber johnny, now THAT'S that same thing as a jimmyhat.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

so, I'm stil dyin o curiosity here - what are they doing to you that would require raincoat for Jimmy?

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

So is a johnny a smock or something?

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Going by context, it's a hospital gown.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

I've never had a physical where I was required to do this though.

OTOH I can't remember the last time I had a physical so I could be wrong.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

My cholesterol pwns your cholesterol. Seriously.

― JW, Friday, 17 June 2005 23:22 (twenty years ago)

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