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I'm fucking your husband
Reply to: anon-79511062@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-06-17, 11:46PM PDT

You're so stupid, we've been together for 2 1/2 years. You'd think you'd at least clue in by now that he doesn't love you and that's why he's divorcing your complacent, pathetic, emotionally immature ass and leaving you with nothing but a future filled with loneliness and poverty. If you're really so clueless about him and how he feels - AND the fact that your marriage has been in a complete state of disrepair for 4 years, you don't deserve anything. Good luck ever finding someone else in your present state of porkiness and dog-facedness. I'm sorry I'll have to deal with you the rest of our lives but I'll crush you like the brainless intellectually inferior beetle you are if you fuck with me. I've given too much up for you already and will never compromise again. You're a leech who doesn't want her life to change because you're completely lame and susceptible to any idea that comes along. Maybe you should join a cult, preferably one that subscribes to mass suicide. I often think that we'd all be much better off if you were just dead. Anyway, the end is near for any consideration you may get now. I can only hope, for your sake, that someday you will "get it" and stop blaming what's happened on everything and anyone else but yourself. And if there ever IS a next time, try not to put yourself in a position of complete dependency. Don't pick an enabler. At least then you might have a chance to get out with a shred of your SMALL piece of remaining dignity intact.

this is in or around irvine, ca

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― Vichitravirya XI, Saturday, 18 June 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Lame asshole posted that.

― Stoner Guy, Saturday, 18 June 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

they should share

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 18 June 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

Hey guys! A lame asshole posted that!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 June 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

i just thought it was one of the meanest ones ive ever read. it sounds too real to be untrue

― Vichitravirya XI, Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

I am shocked that Ned would write something like that.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I'll crush you like the brainless intellectually inferior beetle

hee hee. she'll crush her, WITH HER MIND!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

The Other Woman in extremely bitter that Someone Has Not Quite Got Around To Leaving Porky McDogface Yet Shocker!!

"I've given too much up for you already" = I always end up in relationships with unavailable men, which reifies my long running Martyred Princess act and lets me continue to feel sorry for myself.

Memo to IFYH: If you think he'll stick with you aftter the divorce, you're even dumber than The Wife. "Don't pick an enabler." Uh, and you picked...?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

roger you're sharp as a tack this afternoon.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Second Memo to IFYH:

Uh, it's 11:46pm on a friday night and you're not fucking anyone's husband. You're home alone, posting to craigslist because your friends got tired of hearing this shit somewhere in Year One Of 2.5.

Hubby, who has turned off his cell phone, is in fact fucking his wife right now.

Thanks for playing!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

You're home alone, posting to craigslist because your friends got tired of hearing this shit somewhere in Year One Of 2.5.

que SNAPpage!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, kingfish, you're too kind.

I'm lying in bed (wes'coas'!), not unpleasantly hung over, with 4-dollar Beverly Hills cupcakes (not a eupehemism, I mean actual cupcakes, the spiritual heirs of the Five Dollar Milkshake) left over from last night's party in all-too-easy reach, mocking other people's pain from a distance and idly wondering why is it so easy to see through other people's bullshit and so hard to even see my own.

Though I'm single at the moment, I have no doubt that I'll get smacked up by goddamn lonely love yet again meself.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

meantimes... mmmmmm... cupcake pr0n...

http://www.sprinklescupcakes.com/images/press_14.gif http://www.sprinklescupcakes.com/images/index_15.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 18 June 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

roger fotfm, fuck me if he ain't.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 18 June 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Millie Jackson to thread

― stevie (stevie), Saturday, 18 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

No, "Roger" doesn't have a clue about women, judging from his first post.

― bob n0pe (bobnope), Saturday, 18 June 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

This is REAL O.C., folks. Zero surprise.

― donut e-goo (donut), Saturday, 18 June 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

O.C. is, generally speaking, the most concerted dysfunctional marriage capital of the country.

― donut e-goo (donut), Saturday, 18 June 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

haha, i like the I, Anonymous nature of this. It's incredible! It's the best one never used!

― donut e-goo (donut), Saturday, 18 June 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

hey, "bob"'s being a fucking tool on this thread too. Big balls you got there, Mr Anonymous.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I love the irony of it. The mistress apparently doesn't realize that she's second fiddle because if she was first string he'd have divorced immediately. Moron. He's double-dipping and he likes it that way.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I'M FUCKING YOUR SISTER! What a coincidence!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Saturday, 18 June 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

The wife-fucker only succeeds in making herself sound incredibly insecure. Fact: she hates wife because wife has the marriage, while she is merely the distraction. It must suck to be that bitter.

But it begs the question why she's not chewing HIM out for cheating on the both of them. I'd be taking to him with the nearest blunt object after 2 and a half years of that crap.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 June 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Um...come on people, it's fiction.

― bob n0pe (bobnope), Sunday, 19 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Speculation is fun, Bob. You should try it sometime.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

In the Bob v. Roger wars I side with Roger.

I am shocked that Ned would write something like that.

Not one of my finer efforts. But the truth is I am only fucking the husband for the sheer thrill of it all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Oh Ned, how could you?
[swoons]

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Well, you know. Kicks and everything.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

So sowing wild oats does have its perks..

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

In his case, the ground is rather infertile.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 June 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

But it begs the question why she's not chewing HIM out for cheating on the both of them.

she wants to win. duh!

― sunny successor (standing in the light of my own musical power) (katharine), Sunday, 19 June 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

[slaps forehead] Of course! Which brings up an interesting suggestion of the two gals just having a chairs n ladders cage match, sort it out [wo]mano e [wo]mano.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 June 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

Satire is literature, girl. You should read it sometime.

― Bob Amal (bobnope), Sunday, 19 June 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

i hope in the final face off of mistress v wife, when the mistress reveals shes been doing hubby, the wife says 'HA HA HA SUCKA!'

― sunny successor (standing in the light of my own musical power) (katharine), Sunday, 19 June 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

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