Give me ideas for a gore short film about happy slapping

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So far, I'm thinking:

Chav Zombies that video their human flesh eating on thier 3G phones.

I still need a hero/ine and plot.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Or regular chavs you are unlucky when one of thier victims turns out to be a zombie, and destroys the chavs one by one/converts them to chav zombies.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 19 June 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Or regular chavs who are unlucky when one of thier victims turns out to be a zombie, and destroys the chavs one by one and/or converts them to chav zombies.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

Chav zombies would be one of the most awesome things in the world, if only for the headlines in the Daily Express.

M Annoyman (Ferg), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

That's nearly exactly what my friend Ollie said.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Maybe some of them should be heavily stereotyped asylum seekers, one of whom eats a wealthy man in his own home and then gets off on a technicality.

M Annoyman (Ferg), Sunday, 19 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

best wd be if a bunch of horrible charvers happy-slapped someone, who happened to be carrying a chainsaw.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 19 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Like you could show this lumberjack having a really shit day @ w3rk, juxtaposed w/the charvers happy-slapping a series of audience-sympathetic victims, show the lumberjack coming home from work, tired & poss. irritable, his chainsaw in a rucksack or something, the charvers pointing & sniggering, we'll get him next yah man/ah swear down ah neva/y'daft cuunt etc. then, severed body parts fly through the air, blood fountains up fron severed neck stump, fragment of burberry h@ trickles down gutter on rivulet of fresh blood. Fuck, catharsis! I'd watch it!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 19 June 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

like it, pashmina

i'd prefer to have the happy slappers get their comeuppance.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 19 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

The continued rightward drift of ILx worries me.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 20 June 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

i just typed up an idea only to delete it after realising this thread title DIDN'T say "a gore short film with a happy ending"

Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 June 2005 07:02 (twenty years ago)

Rightward drift MY ASS, Marcello. I see my proposal as the CLASS TRAITORS (charvers) getting their comeuppance after assaulting a WORKER on the way back from a day's labour.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 20 June 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

SCROTUM DRACULA

THE REAL SD, Monday, 20 June 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

lumberjack = petty bourgeoisie surely?

charvers = lumpenproleteriat

i am readin trotsky's the fight against fascism in germany, can you tell?

mark s (mark s), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

Clearly happy slappers attack random punter, and we pull back to some godlike childish superbeing doing exactly the same to the earth DO YOU SEE taking a photo on his INTERGALACTICAL MOBILE PHONER.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

has anyone seen any real happy slapping vids?

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

"I HAPPYSLAPPED OMNIPOTENT BABY"

mark s (mark s), Monday, 20 June 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

ZOMBIE 3G

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 20 June 2005 12:02 (twenty years ago)

ACT ONE
A gang of four youths, "Chavs", are attacking a young male in a park playground. His screams and pleas for mercy are heard. One of the Chavs is holding a 3G mobile phone and filming the beating on the handset. After several minutes of kicking and punching, the Chavs get down on their knees and begin to tear flesh off their victim.

Eventually he falls silent. They Chavs turned their bloodied heads in the direction of the youn man's companion, a scared young woman frozen in the near distance.

The Chavs approach her zombie like. Her terror is evident in her face.

ACT TWO
Her same face is seen in close up. As the camera pulls back, we see her and her boyfriend (the victim in Act One) walking in the park, near the playground. She is holding a balloon.

They are laughing and joking and walk hand in hand. As the approach the play area, they see the group of Chavs.

Alerted by the smell and sound of fresh victims, the Chavs rise and walk towards the couple, surround them, torment them. One of them removes his 3G phone and begins to film their terrorizing.

Still encircling the couple, the boyfriend is felled and a brutal series of kicks to his abdomen and head ensues. This is shown with horrifying realism. As the violence esaclates the POV moves out of the circles and frames the action some distance away from the circle of Chavs.

We see the Girl on the ground, crawling slowly backwards using her hands. She manages to move away from the Chavs. We can see the Chavs tearing flesh off the arms and neck of the boyfriend, clearly dead.

The Chav with video phone turns around and sees the Girl, attempting to escape. Emitting imbecilic zombie chav noises, he gets the attention of the gorging chavs. They look up from their fresh corpse and see the terrified girl.

The Chavs approach her zombie like. Her terror is evident in her face.

ACT THREE
The Chavs begin to approach the girl, who is still on the ground, attempting to scuttle away but her fight or flights responses stunned by what she has just seen. The Chavs walk slowly towards hers, forming almost a diamond shaped attack formation.

The leading Chav nears the girl, begins to get down on his knees - arms outstretched in front of him, babbling away with bloodlust.

The Girl screams, scrambling backwards but reaches a row of bushes that prevent her escape. The Chav zombie's hands approach her neck, and trap in it a vice like grip.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't think chopping trees down for a living is really a bourgeoise occupation, mark s, though obviously I could be wrong.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I watched a couple of happy slapping vids today. I laughed.

I have decided to have all the zombie chavs killed. By a cultured vampire type.

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Excellent, yes. A genuine member of the upper class, outraged that there oiks are bringing the undead into disreupte!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

disrepute, even

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 20 June 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

lumberjack = petty bourgeoisie surely?

ow ow ow ow too much funny

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

i just found this linked to on a happy slapping site:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=carfall.wmv

its pretty horrible. This guy looks like he is trying to slap a cyclist from a car but falls out of the moving car and into the path of another car.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

thats not happy slapping...

watch these; i'd actually be interested in hearing of people's immediate reactions upon seeing this, especially immediately post-slap.

happy slap 1 .avi file. 1.77MB

happy slap 2 .wmv file. 0.78 MB

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Mein Kampf to thread

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.sleeve-notes.com/etc/sexyzombies.jpg

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.sleeve-notes.com/etc/sexyzombie.jpg

Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 08:11 (twenty years ago)

Thing is, so far your plot is the same as that of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)


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