The attributes of the perfect mate for you?

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Well????

― Gale Deslongchamps, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

boobies.

― jess, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah. Boobies.

― JM, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bangs.

― chaki, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

blue hair dye residue left on the tips

― Honda, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

must be able to belly dance

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wit. Humor. A brain that is not afraid to be used. If you have that, rowr. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm with ned on this one

― Ed, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dirty dronerock hair.

(come ON - did you *really* expect me to say anything else?)

― kate, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know. If I knew that I'd have assembled her already.

"hey una what are your attributes". She's not here. I'll tell you later.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

except for rowr, not something I'm likeley to be saying.

― Ed, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Extreme intelligence (doesn't have to be witty), beauty (I'm quite flexible about 'types' here, but conventional about my judgment), and a happy family background. Also, an air of mystery.

― Nick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

insane degree of patience and understanding. and boobies.

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, if we're going for perfect, I must include physical attributes which I am typically not overly critical with. These attributes would include the body, face, hair and teeth only found in "Dan Pussey's masturbation fantasy"-type superhero comics and really expensive porno films. Other than that, I'd say an analytical/critical open mind, honest, socially skilled/conversationalist, well-rounded sense of humor that is able to appreciate the completely stupid and the extremely witty and realizes that Mad TV is not funny at either end of the spectrum, faithful, just, warm and snuggly with a man-sized sexual appetite, who would not find this list offensive in the least and would feel like she's found her soulmate upon the reading of it, exclaiming, "HEY! THAT'S ME!!"

― Nude Spock, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It would appear then that I am stupid, ugly and my parents are divorced ;)

― Emma, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why?

― the pinefox, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma - hush your mouth.

― N., Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you do have an air of mystery tho you stupid uggo

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I am going to have to FITE you all, beware my Ninja Nails and vicious teeth.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone who gets the first round in.

Booze that is, not ninja-fiting.

― Trevor, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A convertible violet-blue Porsche with the registration NINJA. I just saw this parked outside when I was taking a fag break and was smitten but the owner came back, saw me ogling his car and said 'do you like the car? All the women do' and he was very short and wearing horrible jeans and a huge gold bracelet which put me off a bit.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma can I introduce you to a colleague of mine? His name's Tim.

― Tom, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But his Porsche doesn't have NINJA plates does it Tom?

― Emma, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bites, fites, & pixie haircut.

― Sterling Clover, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you considered poking Amelie?

― N., Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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