wondering if that scrumptious bacon-y smell is coming from a small trapped creature roasting inside an appliance c/d

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or is my neighbor just making bacon?

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

On an unrelated subject, has anyone seen my hamster?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

oh you'd probably smell the hair burning.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Or my naked mole rat?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

dan so much as mentioning hamsters = automatically perverted

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

(Have you ever seen a picture of a naked mole rat?)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

will trade for pictures of naked hampster

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

i think it's coming from my monitor (??!)'

i filed this under 'cuisine' btw

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

how about some pictures of me sniffing my walls inquisitively

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.innovations-report.com/bilder_neu/23391_mole_rat.jpg

^_^ *KAWAII!!!!!* ^_^

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

omg look: it IS in my monitor!!!!!

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

sorry for frying you, little belegged penis thing :(

― jones (actual), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

It's like a penis with legs.

XPOST FUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

I once had bees living in my wall. Their collective buzz was like a sweet, sweet lullaby, lulling me sleep at night. Sometimes they annoyed me, but it was okay, for I'd simply slam the wall and they'd be still.
Then one day my wicked mother hired a pest remover, who climbed a big ladder and poured evil powder through the roof and killed my little musical darlings.
I also ate a worm, once.

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

if i had bees living in my wall i would never, ever sleep.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I am now going to start having nightmares about a penis with hands.

Actually, I don't necessarily mean "nightmares", do I?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101799/

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Edward Penishands (1991) (V)

What does the "V" stand for? Does it mean it's suitable for vegetarians?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

haha. i think it means straight-to-video?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

it means it is the fifth version of "edward penishands."

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

you're so smart slocki

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

You wouldn't have thought there'd be enough credible storylines to make five Edward Penishand movies. There can only be so many uses to which one can put ten penis fingers before the whole thing gets rather repetitive.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

There are always new permutations.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

In other news, they just came out with GIRLS GONE WILD #472.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

it's not the fifth movie (or fourth sequel, rather), it's the fourth REMAKE!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I would ask Ned how he knows so much about the endless permutations of penis fingers, but I am fearful of his reply.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

how quickly a thread about bacon/dead rodents can degenerate...

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I don't know either, CJ. I'll leave it to others to do the field research.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinestatic.com/infinitethought/molerat.jpg

"I AM NOT AN ANIM... WAIT, I AM. HOW'Z ABOUT A KISSY?"

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Teeth or smegma? You decide.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.news.cornell.edu/photos/mole-rat2.300.JPEG

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Woah. Even I have to apologize for that one.

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Flashing a gang sign there, it seems.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

FWIW Edward Penishands does not have 10 penile phlanges, he only has two penisis for hands. Which he tries to eat spaghetti with in a comical fashion. I hate you, VH1 A-Z.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

My illusions are shattered.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Although pasta-related auto-swordplay sounds fun.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

"So where does the freshly grated parmesan cheese come from?"

*suspicious silence*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

*suspicious grating sound*

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

All live, all naked, all mole rats!
http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/AfricanSavanna/default.cfm?cam=MR

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

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