what the fuck do you assholes know about anything anyway?

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what the fuck do you assholes know about anything anyway? you all live your fucking little secure fucking lives never seeing the shit of real life. Fucking walled up communities, fucking trustfund pieces of shit the lot of you. You're nothing but marklebys, at least he's honest about it while the rest of you pretend you are from the fucking real world. news flash 90% of you dickshits wouldn't last a fucking day out there. I know some come from the reality andI respect that. like falco, he's real. bnut al ot of you live in fantasy land. fukc must ohf you still play with video games and toys you know shit.

― fuck you all, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

don't forget, I take my coffee with cream, not sugar

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Tee hee. Your face goes all red and snotty when you're angry. It's so cute.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

You ruin yourself with the video-game crack on the internet.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

here's ten dollars. buy yourself something too. we'll compensate you for your gas, don't worry. just fill out this mileage chart.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

the plaid ties, people say they're not so great, but I think they're pretty cool

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/family_circus.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

I guess the real problem I have with living just off the 14th hole fairway isn't the balls that hit the house, but rather the patch of dead grass just before the green. it displeases me.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

cognac, dear chap?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

oh, delightful!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

i know a helluva a lot about assholes. more than you think i would. i olden days, they called it your cornhole. there's more facts where that came from, bub.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

I do it tuff every day man! I have callouses.... CALLOUSES!!! from all this typing. Tough!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

Ahh, sometimes I wish I could be from the reality, like Falco, but I guess I'll just have to live with being a markleby.

http://www.fonorama.net/recenzje/okladki/falco.jpg

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

i want to chew this thread up and then spit the paste between two other threads and then eat that fucking thread sandwich

― 86 HAVE YOU EVER NEEDED SOMEONE SO BAD DEF LEPPARD (deangulberry), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

We never knew his fantastic head,
where eyes like apples ripened. Yet
his torso, like a lamp, still glows
with his gaze which, although turned down low,

lingers and shines. Else the prow of his breast
couldn't dazzle you, nor in the slight twist
of his loins could a smile run free
through that center which held fertility.

Else this stone would stand defaced and squat
under the shoulders' diaphanous dive
and not glisten like a predator's coat;

and not from every edge explode
like starlight: for there's not one spot
that doesn't see you. You must change your life.

― Lukas (lukas), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

falco has shit hair

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

he looks like a cross between Sam Neill and Kirstie Alley up there.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I respect a good rant. Well done.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

"fuck you all" OTM!!!! you suckers can't survive off the internets!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

No no no, it's the internet that can't survive without me.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

cool thread.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

pest thread ever

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

since falco is now dead, can you blame the guy for having shitty hair?

― donut e-goo (donut), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

I have finally found the posting name of my dreams.

― Real like Falco (Matt), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

chun li is my favorite

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

this is my liver after consuming too much beer during last week's ECW ppv:

http://img292.echo.cx/img292/2840/liver1si.gif

i stole this from Tim Schafer's website.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:07 (twenty years ago)

and here is a presidential cat:

http://img292.echo.cx/img292/414/1109478ap300socks0me.jpg

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

"Mittens was nothing but cute as she announced the US invasion of Syria"

― JD from CDepot, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

― don't turn around, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

Change of scenery

The hallucination is over. Falco finds himself in the hotel - seated on a kind of electric chair, which Amadeus hides behind. Falco's manager Johnny advises the star to die: "Only your death will make us rich!" And Amadeus sneers: "As usual it's all about the money!"
Change of scenery - "Skandal"

When Johnny promises Falco "the beautiful Konny from the church choir", Falco is convinced: "What a dam!" Amadeus: "When she stands beside your grave in tears, she'll get all weak!" Johnny laughs diabolically, looking forward to the "Scandal". Suddenly the Kommissar shows up - or is it Satan himself? - and offers a pact to Falco: "If you love her, and she loves you, even one minute would be enough, you'll get everything that's mine on earth". But otherwise...
Change of scenery - "Titanic" and "Egoist"

Central Cemetery of Vienna. The High Society is celebrating Falco's funeral. On his coffin: Amadeus as the Mayor. The community hypocritically sings the hymn: "He had a caring heart!" In the song "Titanic" decadence is praised. Suddenly the star appears and shamelessly celebrates himself as an "Egoist". Then he leaves his jacket and the song up to his butler, to set about Konny.

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

i actually didn't know falco was dead :(

his version of "it's all over now baby blue" = terrific

― jones (actual), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Are you all trust fund brats? That would explain why it often comes off that being out of work is a nuissance more than a life-threatening freakout experience. I'd never thought of it before. I doubt it, though.

― Hmmm, interesting..., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

hell yeah, i'm a trustafarian. how the hell do you think i post photos of cats in threads? do you think i do this at WORK?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

http://smokerulz.homestead.com/files/results/Falco_Result.gif
http://www.planetnintendo.com/nindb/dol/images/cam/gal/gal_sf-t05.jpg

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I've worked for a trust fund brat, that was not fun.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

I am a loose casket!

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Are you all trust fund brats?

*checks bank balance*

nope!

― jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

student loan brats represent

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

not only am i a trustafarian, i'm ALSO Thane of Endor! suck on that!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

If we didn't work, we wouldn't be so addicted to the internet, I'm sure. If I was wealthy enough to be carefree, I'd be out doing something every day.

― Stoner Guy, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, I post from work when I'm waiting for stuff to be done with the server -- I could have sworn this is because I'm a boring application developer office worker and not a trustafarian! I have no idea what "out there" means.

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Does anybody love anybody anyway?

― Howard Joens for legal reasons (nostudium), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

I lt;3 you, marcello. No, seriously!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

ss, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

That would explain why it often comes off that being out of work is a nuissance more than a life-threatening freakout experience.

nuisance? it's bliss, baby, i just have to ask the 'rents - oops, pardon my English, mes parents, pour un peu de sous.

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

It;3

???????????

I cannot keep up to date with all these new-fangled, modern-style emoticons.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Something about balls.

― ryan duelberg (duelberg), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

It's a winky titlady. (Sorry.)

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

< is the html for the less-than symbol, which is a necessary component in communicating the emoticon <3, which supposedly signifies a sideways valentine. Thusly indicating affection or respect.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

See, I was right. Sort of. Why can you do the heart sign and I can't? If I post it here, half of my slanted heart disappears. Boo.

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

use the htmlz0r for <

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

rog - you on AIM?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

(that would be &.#.6.0.; without the dots)

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

(guess this asshole knows a l'il sum'm sum'm about the markin' up!)

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

xpost

I could be - is there some ultrasecret place I should post my handle?

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

like here, perhaps?

hey who's online right now who's got AIM?

My ipod just finished restoring and I'm signing off and going to bed though. But feel free to drop a line to ye gmail...

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

Sigh. Four years of hard work on these boards and all I get in return is a winky titlady.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 23 June 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Falco is dead? :(

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 23 June 2005 08:29 (twenty years ago)

:-( Sorry, Marcello, that was a silly joke. I hope you still think of me as a good ILX return (is that how you would phrase it?). Friend for life. :-)

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 June 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

Trust funds? For fuck's sake, I'm a goddamned proletaire! I make $2,000 a year and live with my mother (I'm 18, it's excusable) who makes $30,000 a year while supporting two kids by herself!

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

eighteen years pass...

You're nothing but marklebys

― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 January 2024 00:27 (two years ago)

Marky Marklebys

― Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 January 2024 00:32 (two years ago)

pest thread ever
― estela

now a thread of missing estela

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 29 January 2024 01:16 (two years ago)

estelabsence

― Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 January 2024 01:28 (two years ago)

I hope the OP finds peace.

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 29 January 2024 02:45 (two years ago)

was hoping this would be a poll

― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Monday, 29 January 2024 02:48 (two years ago)

where have all the falcos gone

― ꙮ (map), Monday, 29 January 2024 03:32 (two years ago)

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