Which celebrity would you most like to administer a good spanking to?

If by spank you mean playful erotic firm patting of the buttocks, there's many more. Let's start with Serena Williams and Scarlett Johannsen.

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In the "You're going to be eating and breathing through a tube for the rest of your life, motherfucker!" fashion I think Jeffrey Archer is somewhere at the top of my list, along with GW Bush and his Blair lapdog.

Leonardo DiCaprio reports attack requiring several stitches
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Leonardo DiCaprio has filed a police report over an attack at a Hollywood party that left him needing stitches.
The star of Titanic and The Aviator stated that he was attacked with a deadly weapon while attending a party given by Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon, authorities said Tuesday. DiCaprio said his injuries required several stitches.
Police officer Kevin Mailberger said DiCaprio contacted the Los Angeles Police Department’s Hollywood division Monday afternoon to file the complaint.
“While leaving a small private gathering, Leo was attacked by a woman who was trespassing and had been repeatedly asked to leave the property,” Ken Sunshine, DiCaprio’s publicist, said last week. “The attacker struck him with a glass object before being restrained by witnesses.”
People magazine reported the 30-year-old actor was attacked by a woman with what appeared to be a beer bottle at a party at Salomon’s home Friday, opening a wound near DiCaprio’s ear that needed about a dozen stitches to close.
Mailberger said detectives were investigating.
Salomon gained notoriety when a videotape of himself and Hilton having sex surfaced in 2003, just before the launch of her reality TV series, The Simple Life. Hilton has said she was “embarrassed and humiliated” that the tape ever became public.