Smelling up your office farts: C or D?

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Ever let one fly by mistake... or on purpose when you're relatively sure it's safe, but you were wrong... and now you have to casually breathe as deeply and quickly as possible to suck up the fart before anyone else smells it without sounding like an asthmatic?

― Vlad Ulanz, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/help/reference/vrml/vrml97/images/match.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

You cannot inhale your whole fart. The average fart 8 times the volume of the human lungs.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

FART IS

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

"There's no smoking in the building."

"I know."

"What's with the match?"

"Nothing."

"What are you lighting?"

"Farts."

― Vlad Ulanz, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

you learn something new every day...
are there any other fart facts of which i should be made aware?
what is the average velocity of a fart, for instance?

― dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

prove me wrong.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://metropolis.japantoday.com/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

― Frogm@n Henry, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

i dont believe there is a single thread where that picture isnt somehow appropriate.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

It never even OCCURRED to me that this would be a possible or effective method of neutralizing farts.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

are there any other fart facts of which i should be made aware?

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

― gershy, Saturday, 8 December 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

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