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Dude comes home from the pub with a sheep clutched under his arm, to find his wife lying in bed, reading, unimpressed.
Dude says: "This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that that's a sheep."
Due replies; "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

It's nice that he's considerate towards the sheep. Nobody wants to fuck when they've got a really bad migraine.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

See: Peaches: "Fuck the Pain Away"

― paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Hey, thats true.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

oh, that's a good one.

Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says, "This guy taste funny to you?"

― ian, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

totally biting that one

― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

pun intended

― "Set phasers to thrill!" (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

Two parrots were sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"

― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

My inner Tuomas is crying.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

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