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― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Woohoo! Thanks Ian Riese-Moraine.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

You're welcome! I'd like to say thank you to the Situationists Internationale for producing wonderful screeds by telegram and sending them to Hungary, China, Moscow, and the Sorbonne.

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― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Now shout out for your time zone, kids. What time zone does Perth lie in, anyway?

― Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

should we increase mongrel thread border patrols to stop these pesky illegals?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

i'm thinking some kind of holding camp out in the wilds. maybe on the aja dante board.non mongrels have to wait and post til their applications are processed.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Whoa, I just saw lunas tits. I don't think they're real...but they might be.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

i did too. now i've seen her ass and her tits. she's promised to come to sydney next summer.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if she's as keen to show her bits in real life.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

you sense...a photo opportunity?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Ha! Well I am desperately trying to find a model who is willing to get their gear off, but that wasn't what I had in mind. Really just pondering why it is we're willing to say or do things online we might never do in real life.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i think she signed it dronk

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

snkkk..*wha* is it morning already?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Sadly yes.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

i preferred fridays that weren't quite so busy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Next thing you know we'll have a opium-addicted chinee celestial starting threads! Whatever is this lighted patch of christendom coming to? I shake my fist at the foreign devils.

Hey, where's Adam?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

maybe he...got a job?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

No! Impossible!

What next? Me not hating my job? Kate renouncing photography?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

well, i'm not drunk right now

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

...and the lamb opened the seventh seal.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 23 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

...and seven thunders uttered!

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

ok i lied

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

so you are drunk?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

always.

i am listening to the teardrop explodes

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

I am taking tiger mountain, by strategy.

― cheeses haitch christ (haitch), Thursday, 23 June 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

see, this office is far too open to do that!

― cheeses haitch christ (haitch), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I am making a pale pink pillbox hat.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

i am eating sweet'n'sour chips

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

I received a packet of Andy Capp cheddar fries in the mail from one of my friends in NY, but as I'd just decided it was time to get serious about losing weight, I gave them away without even trying one.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.illegaluturn.com/dbimages13/AndyCapp-CF.jpg

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

YAY NICE NEW (SHORT) FRED!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

When they finally locate the dill pickle crisps I will be powerless against their mighty force though.

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― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

andy capp fries from NY? in the mail? this is all a bit surreal.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah man, it's junk food express. I send her timtams she sends me all manner of American food oddities.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

it is odd. andy capp???? what next? alf garnett dill pickle spread. from peru.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

we used to have andy capp fries in the vending machine in an NYC office where i used to work. if i knew that y'all were so fond of them, i would've remembered to grab some and then i woulda mailed them to y'all!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

is andy capp big over there tad?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

i just checked the vending machine at my current office -- it has goobers, raisinettes, and poptarts! anyone want some?!?

mully: andy capp comics? not really, though the strip runs in just about every paper i've read.

andy capp fries -- i see the andy capp fries being sold all over the place and for as long as i can remember, so someone must be buying them.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

I am making a pale pink pillbox hat.
-- Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate

I can see it in my mind's eye!

― moley (moley), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

What I really wanted was some freaking red vines and she DIDN'T BLOODY SEND ME ANY!

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

goobers? fuck man what are they?

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I will post a pic when I'm done moleman.

― Making off like a lucky bandit / Kate (papa november), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

I've been seriously about losing weight. I had to lie very still for two hours after the ~~punishment~~ workout the personal trainer put me through.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

goobers:

http://www.candydirect.com/candy.gif

Nestle classic milk chocolate and fresh roasted peanuts

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

http://bradkent.com:8080/wrappers/wrappers/nestle/goobers.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

i thought goobers meant hge hunks of slimy snot

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

no that's boogies

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

or lung butter if it's more phlegmy

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 24 June 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

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Shiit, I just used a bread knife.

Ok, wow, feel the grease Mikey.

I hope to make Cait Spag Bol again this weekend, it makes me feel all happy and safe and not depressed.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

i had spag bol last night but i don't recall it having quite that effect on me. although it was tasty

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Flashing blue LEDs means you are Mediterranean.

On a car, maybe - on a PC, it means you're purebred nerd ;) Hotting up PCs is what teh LAN kiddies who play Unreal Tourney and Doom3 love to do.

Man... I feel like I've gone into another dimension. All last night after eatnig dinner I had bad pain in my right side (I'm starting to wonder if I have some gallstones), bad acid reflux and was a bit trembly with tired stress. Got home, tried to hook up the work laptop to do an oncall job and NOTHING WOULD WORK, it was a fuckin' comedy of errors. First I couldnt get the lappy onto the 'net at all, til (duh) I realised I had to change the IP and netmask to work on my own lan. Then that worked, but I couldnt run the secure client thingy to connct to the work lan. THEN after ringing Dom in a panic I discovered it was due to a username being a bit wrong (heh whoops). THEN I didnt know what my workmail password was and THEN, best of all, I discovered that the latest IE helpfully blocks popups without bothreing to make it clear it has done so - meaning I wasted an hour and a half fucking with a java app database yelling at it like I was Bernard doing his taxes.

After getting it all working and chainsmoking half a pack of cigs I finally got to bed at like 3.30am and now I'm up earlier than I'd like because I have to be in a bit early today grumble.

I feel all weird.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

That'll be the nightshift. AND the ciggies. AND there's something wrong with your tummy.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

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I wasted an hour and a half fucking with a java app database yelling at it like I was Bernard doing his taxes.

That's not fair, we're not supposed to laugh when reading about your bad day :)

How many crap night shift weeks have you got left?

Last night I decided to do away with my career objectives and just get the nearest fucking call centre job. But before I dive into the fiery pits of hell, I just rented The Day After Tomorrow free of charge and about to watch it.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

This is the last week for a while - maybe a month. Well, last week of on call, dunno about night shift tho. The bad thing is, I've now adjusted to late nights and next week I go back to 8am starts argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

...why? Adam, there's better films to rent free of charge!

Plus, call centre job but keep sending out resumes.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:51 (twenty years ago)

Yay! Next week we do drinks with Mikey et al ffs.

Kate, this is a bit of a stupid question, but that roast capsicum pesto you did, did you have to roast the capsicum?

xpost: Yeah Mikey, I tend to keep on with the "dream" but I need a facking income in the meantime. I got this film because I want to see the omgsfx.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I did. It's very easy though. Halve the capsicums put in oven at about 200 degrees will skins blacken. Pull out and chuck in polythene bag for about 10 mins and the skins come off very easily. The skinless capsicums become slippery like eels though.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

will = till

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Thanks Kate. I'm trying to think of something easy to do for dinner.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I go back next week, but I will be up for an evening.

The INSTANT FROZEN DEATH effects are cool.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Roast capsicums are yummo.

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― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

yep i LOVE roasted capsicum. it makes them taste all sweet but in a charcoaly way. kate is right though, the skinless capsis have a nasty slimy texture ew.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

I;m going to try to cook some kind of very rich pasta for dinner, plenty of antipasto.

That's in the future,, I'm jsut trying to deal with the compulsion not to go back to bed at the mpment,

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

GO BACK TO BED.

I go back next week too, Tuesday and Wednesday nights.

Some guy drove a motorbike into a shop window for no reason. Good movie so far.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Holy fuck they're going into an ice age!!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

btw sorry if I'm spoiling it for anyone.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

ha i've never even heard of it. spoil away. a running commentary is the most i'm ever likely to know about it.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

I seem to recall laughing at the lack of logic thru that whole movie. Its orrigt.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

RUN AMERICANS, FLEE INTO MEXICO!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Did you not see the movie posters, Adam?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

I was joking man :)

I love how Canada's gone and nobody gives a shit.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

gone where?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

It's a film about the end of the world. Polar icecaps disintegrate [or something, I dunno, I'm skipping the dialogue] and the entire northern hemisphere is trashed. Being a US film it's all about the US, so presumably Canada's history but we don't know because all we're seeing is New York City.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

i see. is everyone swimming? what about the southern hemisphere, are we all swimming too? or not drowing waving maybe.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

They're telling everyone to go south to avoid dying or some crap. So you've got people in Philadelphia running to Mexico.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Not true, there's the British monitoring station and the...oh, have you got to the helicopter part yet?

Incredibly morbid story about rednecks..

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

i take it the ice caps are melting fairly rapidly then. is there a giant wave chasing all the philadelphians in their flight to mexico?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Ahahaha and Mexico won't let 'em in. This is awesome.

Helicopter part? Yeah, New York City's freezing now.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Don't know if there's more giant waves, I think everyone's just freezing to death instead.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

No, cells of extremely cold air come in and freeze everything. It's quite amazing to watch.

I plan to write a tale of backwoods horror one day.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

What I love about it is how the ice age just suddenly appears in like, weeks/months instead of taking A THOUSAND YEARS like it actually would, ffs. I was shouting at this film a lot and annoying Nick I think =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

I dunno Trayce, I mean, you're right, those things take EONS, but occasionally scientists look at the fossil record or a permafrost sample from somewhere and there's evidence that things can go to hell very quickly.

If the Yellowstone Caldera ever pops, that'll mean a thousand years of frozen nights in about month.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

In typical ass-backward fashion, I'm planning on moving right onto it.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

If the Yellowstone Caldera pops, we be farked.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Its bloody HUGE.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Now they're being chased through a library by an ice age. This film is STUPID.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, everybody on Earth dies before we get the millennium long ski season that would be caused by Yellowstone erupting.

Just give me a couple of years hunting Bigfoot, I'll be happy.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

So, wait, how did this film have a happy ending?

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

I quite like the idea of building a house in the Pacific Northwest woods. Cait and I have this idea of building a house when we've got a fair bit of money that has a small turret, looks vaguely Tim Burton and has a family graveyard out the back.

Well, Donnie Darko survived? President Cheney was sorry, wasn't he?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

President Cheney ahaha.

The whole permafrost thing was stupid.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

Well come on, you didn't rent THE DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS & CENTURIES FOLLOWING TOMORROW did you? You've got to allow for a little compression, kemosabe.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

The whole permafrost thing was stupid.

was anyone drugged and fucked upon it??

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

whhaaaaat?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Well come on, you didn't rent THE DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS & CENTURIES FOLLOWING TOMORROW did you?

They should have called it "The Best of Hollywood Disaster Movies Christmas Special".

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, probably more effective.

There's nothing scary to rent dahn my video store.

I wish I still had my copy of Sleepy Hollow, LOVED the production design on that.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

New thread?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

Done!

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

The Mongfuxor Chronicles

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

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