Which ILXor has the biggest porn collection?

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be it digital or vhs or dvd or mags or, or, or....

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

I have an excellent memory and hyperactive imagination, if that counts.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

disqualification!

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

That would be me.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

i vote for ned, rah the porn! ;-)

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

haha, i was gonna vote jimmy mod or mr. noodles actually

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

for some reason porn on vhs seems more creepy to me, like you have to have a moustache to watch porn on vhs

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Well oddly enough I did just finish reading Legs McNeil's The Other Hollywood, so there is that!

As donut e-go can confirm, I have a few hilarious 70s era Eurotrash porns taped off Cinemax etc. from their late night screenings in the early nineties. Plus, the musical live action porn Cinderella. All the actual hardcore sex was excised from all these, just leaving the plot. Ergo, pure hilarity.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

haha, i love how you call them "porns"

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

i like to download

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

The joyful use of the plural!

The most fucked up of the Europorns is definitely Love Camp. It's a musical too and it's pretty indescribable. Filmed in beautiful Cyprus!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Something Weird video, HELLO!

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

And yes

"GEEV UP YOUR SOUL TO AN EVERLASTING LOVE
LAAAAAAAHV LAAAAAAHV LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHV!"

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

C/D: People who talk about porn in nostalgic / ironic terms, in a sense excusing themselves from being honest / talking about sexuality

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Thomas Merton.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

paul, you want numbers?

YA WANTS NUMBAHS?

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

ironic porn is disqualified.

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

7

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

are we counting p2peed pr0ns? I need to know the guidelines before I start counting.

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_12.06.01/funny/photos/twin-b.gif

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

p2p is like all i have. magazines are for chumps.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

"linguistic-conceptual porn" - oh, say some more!!!

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

conlinguistic

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

donut, yes, it does not have to be purchased. and it should go by number of files rather than by megabytes (or should i say gigs? haha!) i'm afraid to count how many files i have.

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

try spelling semantic without semen

tough gal, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

donut, yes, it does not have to be purchased. and it should go by number of files rather than by megabytes (or should i say gigs? haha!) i'm afraid to count how many files i have.

Fuck that! I have better things to do than to count files that say "fk_ass.mpg" on my puter!

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

..like watch the pr0ns!

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

um all you have to do is put them in a folder and check the properties. you don't have to count by hand for gods sake!

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

yeah, keep your hands free for other things.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

my collection

30 1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink #5 2004
20 1 Night In China 2004
20 1 Night In Paris 2004
31 3 Black Dicks & A Spanish Chick #2 2003
47 5 Guy Cream Pie #16 2004
06 10 Man Cum Slam #4 2004
07 18 And Japanese #11 2004
42 Absolute Ass #3 2005
46 All You Can Eat 2005
10 Almost Jailbait 2004
33 Anal Addicts #15 2004
35 Anal Addicts #16 2004
00 Anal Authority 2005
18 Anal Delinquents #2 2004
11 Anal Expedition #2 2003
36 Anal Expedition #6 2005
37 Anal P.O.V. 2004
27 Anal Perversions #3 2004
29 Anal Retentive #6 2005
36 Anal Teen Tryouts 2003
17 Anal Teen Tryouts #6 2004
51 Anal Trainer #4 2003
41 Angels Of Debauchery #4 2005
00 Apple Bottomz 2005
26 Apprentass #2 2004
07 The Art Of Anal Group Sex 2004
22 The Art Of Ass 2004
22 Art School Sluts 2004
41 Asian Divas #5 2004
43 Asian Fever #22 2004
11 Ass 4 Ca$h 2004
00 Ass Angels #2 2004
43 Ass Cleavage #5 2004
13 Ass Crackin' 2004
42 Ass Crackin' #4 2004
14 Ass Cream Pies #2 2003
30 Ass Drippers 2004
23 Ass Pounders 2003
23 Ass Worship #2 2002
51 Ass Worship #5 2004
36 Assault That Ass #3 2003
27 Assed Out #2 2004
51 Asstronomical 2005
24 Asswhole 2005
15 Baby Doll First Timers 2004
00 Bad Ass Bitches #3 2004
06 Bada Bimbos #5 2004
09 Bald Beavers #4 2004
28 Balls Deep #3 2001
15 Banana Cream Pie 2003
06 Barely 18 #8 2004
17 Barely 18 #13 2004
08 Barely Legal #23 2002
00 Barely Legal Ski Camp 2004
22 Behind The Scenes With 20 Young Girls 2004
42 Bell Bottoms #3 2005
09 Best Of Alexis Amore 2004
50 Big Black Beef Stretches Little Pink Meat 2004
50 Big Black Beef Stretches Little Pink Meat #3 2005
24 Big Butt Smashdown #2 2005
00 Biggz And The Beauties #3 2003
23 Black Pipe Layers #4 2005
34 Black Poles Cumming In White Holes 2005
06 Booty Central #6 2004
32 Bottom Feeders 2000
35 Breakin' 'Em In #5 2004
40 Breakin' 'Em In #6 2004
27 Buttman's Anal Show #5 2004
03 Buttman's Bend Over Brazilian Babes #3 2001
46 Buttman's Butt Freak #3 2001
36 Camel Hoe's 2004
13 Carmen Goes to College 2002
34 Caution Your Azz Is In Danger #5 2002
14 Choke It Down 2004
14 Contract Star 2005
27 Crack Addict #2 2005
40 Crack Addict #3 2005
22 Craving Big Cocks #2 2004
35 Crema Latina 2004
10 Cum Drunk Whores #6 2004
19 Cum Fart Cocktails 2004
10 Cum Filled Asshole Overload 2004
37 Cum Filled Asshole Overload #2 2005
11 Cum Filled Pussy 2004
31 Cum Glazed 2004
31 Cum Glazed #2 2004
52 Cum In My Ass Not In My Mouth #3 2004
40 Cum Inside 2005
36 Cum On In 2005
44 Cum Swapping Sluts #6 2004
12 Deep Inside Chasey Lain 2003
00 Deep Trouble 2003
00 Double Anal Plugged #2 2004
52 Double Impact #3 2005
16 Double Stuffed #5 2005
48 Double Vag 2004
23 Dripping Wet Sex #3 2002
43 Drive Thru #3 2005
14 Elastic Assholes 2004
26 Elastic Assholes #2 2005
28 Fast Times At Deep Crack High #4 2001
30 Feeding Frenzy 2002
45 Feeling Black #2 2004
25 Feeling Black #4 2005
40 First Class Eurosluts #4 2005
30 Flesh Hunter 2002
39 Flesh Hunter #6 2003
05 Flesh Hunter #7 2004
29 Fuck My Ass N Make Me Cum #3 2004
44 Fuckdolls #3 2004
09 Fucking Assholes #3 2004
21 Full Loaded #2 2005
37 Gag Factor #17 2005
32 Gangsta Bang 2002
36 Girl Crazy #4 2005
00 Girlvert #3 2003
23 Goo 4 Two 2005
09 Gooey Buns #8 2004
33 Grand Theft Anal #6 2004
40 Grand Theft Anal #3 2004
07 Great British Orgy 2002
50 Gutter Mouths #31
45 Hot Ass Latinas #3 2005
31 I Wanna Get Face Fucked 2004
19 Initiations #1 1999
36 Innocence: Wild Child 2004
00 Intensitivity #4 2004
36 Internal Cumbustion #3 2003
14 I've Never Done That Before #8 2002
18 Jack's Playground #9 2004
13 Jack's Teen America Mission #1 2004
49 Jack's Teen America Mission #4 2004
16 Jailbait 2005
35 Just Over Eighteen #3 2002
00 Just Over Eighteen #9 2004
44 Just Over Eighteen #11 2005
29 KSEX Games 2004
23 Lewd Conduct #12 2002
19 Max Extreme #20 2002
17 Meat Pushin In The Seat Cushion 2003
00 Meet The Fuckers 2005
03 Missing And Exploited 2004
05 Mystified II: The Quest 2004
29 Naughty Little Nymphos #10 2004
12 New Releases 2004
51 No Cum Dodging Allowed #5 2005
39 Off The Rack 2005
17 One On One #4 2004
17 Open For Anal 2005
08 Over Her Head 2004
14 Pay To Play II: Anal Payoff 2004
34 A Perverted Point Of View #3 2001
18 A Perverted Point Of View #7 2005
52 Planet Silver 2005
28 Private Gold #66: Cadillac Highway 2004
13 Private Tropical #12: Sin Island 2004
28 Private Xtreme #15: Ass Games 2004
05 Race Relations 2004
41 Rocco Ravishes Ibiza 2005
25 Semen Demons #2 2005
23 Service Animals #13 2003
19 Sex Fiends 2004
26 Share The Load #2 2004
35 She Takes Two 2004
21 Slant Eye For The Straight Guy 2005
07 Slanted Holes 2004
00 Small Sluts Nice Butts #2 2005
04 Specs Appeal #3 2002
04 Specs Appeal #8 2003
16 Spent 2004
24 Sport Fucking #3 2004
38 Sport Fucking #4 2005
35 Spread Your Legs 2004
20 Squirting 101 2004
48 Squirting Adventures Of Dr. G 2002
15 Squirtwoman 2004
15 Squirtwoman #2 2004
34 Straight A Student 2004
30 Straight To The A 2002
12 Suck Fuck Swallow 2005
41 Swallow My Squirt 2005
32 Swap The Pop #2 2004
19 Take It Black 2004
25 Take No Prisoners 2005
33 A Taste Of The Orient #2 2004
13 Taste That Ass 2004
00 Teagan: All American Girl 2005
41 Teagan: Erotique 2005
00 Tear Me A New One 2005
12 Teen Cum Squad 2004
26 Teen Cum Squad #2 2005
46 Teen Cum Squad #3 2005
41 Teen Gushers 2004
34 Teen Spirit 2002
18 Teenage Spermaholics #3 2005
38 Teens Revealed #5 2005
32 Teens With Tits #2 2004
00 Throat Yogurt #2 2004
08 Truly Nice Ass #7 2004
14 Ultimate Asses #4 2004
33 Ultimate DP Gangbang 2004
21 Un-Natural Sex #13 2004
38 Un-Natural Sex #14 2005
42 Up'R Class #2 2005
30 Up Your Ass #23 2005
00 Weapons Of Ass Destruction #2 2003
17 Welcome To The Valley #3 2004
32 White Chicks Gettin Black Balled #6 2004
08 White Up My Ass 2004
46 Whores 2005
31 Who's Your Daddy? 2003
36 Who's Your Daddy? #4 2004
45 Who's Your Daddy? #6 2005
19 Young & Cumming 2003
00 Young As They Cum #11 2003
03 Young As They Cum #15 2004
48 Young Cream Pies #2 2001
47 Young Ripe Mellons #2 2003
20 Young Ripe Mellons #3 2003
39 Young Ripe Mellons #7 2005
47 Young Tight Latinas #4 2003
03 Young Tight Latinas #5 2004
45 Your Mass In My Ass 2005

brian braindeath (badwords), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

fine, how many gigabytes???????? :-DDD

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

That shows a nice, healthy, realistic view of women. Congrats.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

what?

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

D~~~:

brian braindeath (badwords), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

I think it's unfair that 15 badly photoshopped anigifs of fake Olsen twin pr0ns will count 15 times more than the 2-DVD Criterion Collection edition of Xtreme Bukkakke : 500 and counting

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

sexist pigs.

Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Young Ripe Mellons

http://www.ennect.com/images/Conversations/carnegie-mellon.jpg

jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

it's actually spelled that way on the boxes for some reason!

brian braindeath (badwords), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

do National Geographics count?

(NEVER underestimate the prowess of the probiscis monkey in full color print!)

donut e-go (donut), Friday, 24 June 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

21 Slant Eye For The Straight Guy 2005
that's even better than Young Ripe [Carnegie] Mellons.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

00 Throat Yogurt #2 2004

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

41 Rocco Ravishes Ibiza 2005

How's the soundtrack?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

I sincerely hope you're being ironic Orbit - you cant come (haw, pun not intended) onto a thread about how much pr0n people own and be suprised that - gasp - they actually have a load of pr0n!

I have a nice little stash of lesbian porn pics on one of my pcs. So there.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

my own collection is next to nil, but my current name comes from this:

http://emmanuellearsan.free.fr/images/998/010-1960-antivierge.jpg

jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

that one has both sylvia kristel/emmanuelle and laura gemser/emanuelle. classic.

brian braindeath (badwords), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i was looking for the sylvia kristel movie poster with "l'anti-vierge" somewhere on it, but i couldn't find one.

jody l'anti-vierge (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Umm, we need MBs to really compare...who's going to be the first?

On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Hey Jody! You zombie! Be born again my friend! Won't you sign in stranger?

On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost - GBs

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 24 June 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

I should undoubtedly get my head examined but this "organic, free-range" porn just makes me think of fucking Ewoks.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.babeland.com/videos-and-dvds
Good Vibrations

two collections of nasty sexy female-positive (well ymmv but you know what I'm getting at) PORN. Way easier to find this stuff for me at least, but this is where I'm already getting my toys.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Good Vibrations is great.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

I've been there to buy, yanno, stuff.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

haha, even the female-positive store has "FRESH MEAT" on the front page of the straight porn category.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I've been there but never bought anything. Because I am boring.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I know they ship to Mississippi.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

and that most men don't pay attention to the way porn is advertised/marketed or put great effort and diligence into finding "organic, free-range" porn but instead just scour the boxes looking for the ones with the hottest chicks?

if this is the case, why is it not presented that way. if its just the hottest chicks doing sex, why are the titles the way they are, why all the "stupid slut" stuff, the punishment overtones, the "bust a nut on this stupid whores face", "this whore got more than she bargained for"?

i would hazard a guess these guys are good capitalists, and know their markets? seems to me to be as much about morality and power as anything else, even if subconscious.

chrltnld (gareth), Thursday, 30 June 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

but it's all the same. slut this and cumguzzler that. the only way to weed through all that is to look at the cover and pick the one with the woman/women that appeal to you. i mean, i couldn't tell you the titles of any of the porn that i've seen. they leave no impression. might as well be all have been Wouosidu Boiuowi 13.
though maybe that's just me, and I don't pay attention to the titles precisely because the language used in them turns me off.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 June 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

but obviously there is enuogh customer interest in it, to go down that route. for it to be so prevalent?

chrltnld (gareth), Thursday, 30 June 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

but obviously there is enuogh customer interest in it, to go down that route. for it to be so prevalent?

i think it probably appeals to a core 10-20%, guys for whom that type of porn is their main outlet and who get off on the powerplay/humiliation/object angle, maybe because of issues with women, maybe for other reasons. either way, i'd hazard a guess that this 20% of the market buys 80% of the porn. (not watches, but buys.)

it also of course is shocking to many other people, which makes them click on the links just out of curiosity = referral clickthroughs.

i can't relate, personally, as this stuff is a big turn-off for me. with occasional exceptions, the only porn i really enjoy these days is girl-on-girl porn, where at least some of the time, it looks like they're honestly having fun. sapphicerotica.com is ok, but it often is really stagey and stiff. abbywinters.com is better, actually probably the best porn site i've seen.

oh, the answer to the question: not me. i have about 20-30 mpegs, almost all girl-on-girl porn, all of it short clips downloaded for free. i've only bought porn once, a video that i never watch.

and i often watch porn when i masturbate, not because i "have no imagination", but because on the contrary, it helps to keep me from imagining things that make me sad: memories of exes, mainly, and thinking thoughts of loneliness and unhappiness.

ps remy otmfm

ambivalent at best, Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

"admiration" in this sense is the same kind of "admiration" involved if/when I find out somebody I know "used to be on the 2nd-best counterstrike team nationwide" or "is in a travelling morris dance troupe"

BEST THING EVER SAID

J (Jay), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Ally you don't think it's a lot easier to find porn that is offensive and degrading to women, and that in order to find "feminist-approved" porn you'd have to nearly make it a hobby?

No, oops, I'm not talking about "feminist-approved" porn and I'd like it if you didn't put words in my mouth in the future. There is porn out there in virtually every single genre that does NOT involve constantly calling the female object a whore or a slut and where the woman doesn't appear drugged out, bored, or worse variations on the general theme. If I could figure out how to do a link to specific examples on porn sites without it just redirecting you to the main pages I would do so, right now, but for christ's sake if an only occasional consumer like myself can find bukkake piss porn where the woman is not being called a whore, is laughing and having a great time, and the whole thing comes off like a generally healthy expression of a weird fetish (regardless of what is actually going on behind the scenes, yes) and not like the woman is being punished or abused, exhibitionist slut getting what is coming to her, then for fuck's sake your average male internet porn consumer (ie someone who is doing this a lot more often than I am and probably knows a helluva lot more sites) shouldn't have a very difficult time finding these things in any genre!

I'm not talking about this for-women, by-women porn. I'm talking about pretty easy to find hardcore where the women are treated as having at least one iota of respect in the situation, that the fact that they're enjoying it is as important as the fact that 18 HUGE BLACK COCKS COME IN BARELY LEGAL LATINA'S FACE OMG WTF.

Hahaha what's funny is that the genre of porn that started this whole debacle, the barely legal shit, seems like, in my experience, more likely to minimize the slut-whore-deserves-it angle, mainly I guess for that whole marketing thing someone talked about, I mean a guy who is pretty exclusively searching that out, well I think a bunch of college cuties giggling and doing raunchy things is gonna get him off more than calling them whores and sluts and a bunch of other depictions that are highly questionable is gonna.

I have never seen, to my knowledge, for-women by-women "feminist-approved" pornography.

gareth is basically OTM.

I mean, it's pretty easy to make a choice between looking at the site where the women are being referred to as "cum whores" right on the front page and any number of other pages that leave out that angle. The choice is anyone's to make but yeah, the prevalence is a little disconcerting vis a vis the market and I mean you can't sit there and pretend that the choices you make don't reflect on you in some way. I mean, pretty much everyone (except, apparently, oops, cos you always come on every thread from fashion to porn and point out how shallow it is to judge people on their choices in these things, so you are exempt from this) makes snap judgements based on their knowledge of another person's tastes and preferences, if a person watched E! every single night you'd think something about them based on what you know about others who did that, your opinion of their programming, etc. It's disingenuous to say that a person's preferences don't say something.

I guess, what I am getting at here, is that the most infuriating thing about this thread isn't the people who sit there and just rail out, this is what I like, so fucking what. I mean, in the end hey takes balls to do it, I'm sure there's plenty of things in your chosen genre that are redeemable (as I already said), etc. It's the people who are presenting it like there's no choice to be made here, it doesn't say anything about anyone, "Don't blame me, blame the porn industry." Do I want people to choose less negative porn? Hell yes. Like I said, if I can't pretty easily find it, so can anyone else! None of you are victims. You all make a choice, you all contribute to the problem at hand here, the creation of all this porn that supposedly turns y'all off and you'd prefer better shit, as soon as you make the decision to view and enjoy abusive things. ("you" is the universal "you" blah blah blah)

Which is, you know, whatever you wanna do, but let's call a spade a fucking spade here.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha what's funny is that the genre of porn that started this whole debacle, the barely legal shit, seems like, in my experience, more likely to minimize the slut-whore-deserves-it angle, mainly I guess for that whole marketing thing someone talked about, I mean a guy who is pretty exclusively searching that out, well I think a bunch of college cuties giggling and doing raunchy things is gonna get him off more than calling them whores and sluts and a bunch of other depictions that are highly questionable is gonna.

DING DING DING

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Ally's whole post OTM.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

jody otm. as soon as i sense that there's something manufactured about it, i lose interest.

Eep, no way! I love manufactured porn just as much as *real* porn. (Then again is anything ever *real*.) I love the blown-up tits a lot. Still want to check out gay-porn, something I haven't done yet. Nor porn videogames. Hmmm.

I always find it amusing when people reply to my pro-porn/feminist statement that it's contradictory. Why do people still think in such conservative ways?

I guess I read/write more about/on porn than I actually watch it because of non-personal reasons. I'd probably watch it more, but for now I just read about it. I do download from time to time - in *spurts* - and tend to focus on celeb amateur porn. I just love the friction between the celebrity and amateur character of those tapes. I'm not a big fan of the Max Hardcore school - it just doesn't do me anything - nor Marquis de Sade - I can understand his value, but I just don't enjoy his writing. I watched my first porn film when I was about ten, I think. My most active period was from the age of about 14 to 15 yrs old. It was just easier to get ahold of (the movie channel aired porn from about 12 to 2 am). I still remember it fondly: sneaking in the living-room and watching porn.

I just bought the Mitchell Bros bio for aout 7 dollars. *YAY* Also, there's an entertaining interview with Jenna J in Forbes mag. I haven't checked out her website (yet).

nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

(Then again is anything ever *real*.)

I'm intellectually attracted to this point, but my psychosexual development can't get behind it.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

18 HUGE BLACK COCKS COME IN BARELY LEGAL LATINA'S FACE OMG WTF.

I misread this very badly was very OMG WTF.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I can't imagine what a BAD misreading of that would be.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

"So what exactly is the packaging for 18 HUGE BLACK COCKS, Bill?"
"Well Connie, ..." (etc)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

Yes, okay, you're right.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Pinch her nose and another one comes out.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I really wish there was a preview page here sometimes.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF OMF WTG

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

(If I could, I would link a MIDI file of "You Dropped A Bomb On Me" to this thread.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 June 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
xpost to jaymc: see one picture here. That's me working at Erotica LA. I'm hoping to get sent to Vegas for the AVN show in January.

blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 1 August 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

Not taking potshots at you blackmail, BUT:
If I ever found myself in a position to have my photograph taken at one of these expos with a random pornstar, I would totally try and get them to stand and look uncomfortable while I leered and posed provocatively.
Otherwise, who the hell are you gonna show those kinda pix to? Your younger cousin?
See also: "Booth Babes". Depressing.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

I guess the difference was that I was actually working. That wasn't some euphemism. The booth I'm standing in was where I spent quite some time - I was so tired after peddling DVDs etc that I couldn't really be bothered. And if you saw Tera's husband, (who stars on Oz and was in Biohazard) you'd probably think twice before getting out of line. Oh, and no nudity was allowed at the show, unless it was on a television screen and previously recorded.

blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I know man. I'm just saying that the tradition of having your picture taken with the buxom ladies at any geeky convention (and I hope you'll agree that porn has definite geek connotations) is pretty lame. Unless you're, like, hanging out and taking pictures for your scrapbook together. But I'm pretty anti-photo anyway.
It's the acne.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry Forksclovetofu - those pictures are reserved for the January convention in Vegas. I ought to get a picture with all the contract girls from Wicked Pictures while I'm there.

blackmail.is.my.life (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)

THANK YOU FOR REVIVING THIS THREAD

The Ghost of "Pinch her nose and another one comes out." (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Has this important question been resolved???

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

and i often watch porn when i masturbate, not because i "have no imagination", but because on the contrary, it helps to keep me from imagining things that make me sad: memories of exes, mainly, and thinking thoughts of loneliness and unhappiness.

This just broke my heart.

Abbott, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

thing is, in california, all the jock grrls are like this -- wholesome and built and tanned and wooo00t. there was a grrl b3cky b0rden in HS who was on par with this grrl. She played volleyball. If you look for some of the other picts (I did) she's a cuet, sweet looking girl. that one picture with the pole on her shoulder just happens to make her look amazonian and stacked.

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 10:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Saturday, 26 July 2008 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

and i often watch porn when i masturbate, not because i "have no imagination", but because on the contrary, it helps to keep me from imagining things that make me sad: memories of exes, mainly, and thinking thoughts of loneliness and unhappiness.

is really one for the ages

that was probably my favorite part in the wall-e movie-- the sequence where the robot is masturbates...so poignant...thank you, disney!!!!!!

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 07:36 (seventeen years ago)

A thread on redecorating your living room becomes NSFW and this thread remains unsullied. The crazy world of ilx.

Ned Trifle II, Saturday, 26 July 2008 07:42 (seventeen years ago)

it's beautiful

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)

like me.

and life

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

Speaking of robots, this is absolutely one of my fave threads on ILX ever:
robots in dis guys

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:06 (seventeen years ago)

i hate that this thread is safe for work

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 26 July 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

my own personal problem with porn is that most of that shit isn't erotic at all and fwiw a lot of the girls are having fun in those videos because they're fairly drugged up on all sorts of shit. my ex went to the house of this porn actress named Lexu$ and she offered her some coke, saying it would make her feel good and advised her to take it before every shoot, for a number of reasons. blech.
-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Friday, June 24, 2005 11:21 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Wait, how come that slipped by unexplained? Did gear turn his GF into a porn star?

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

are you kidding? after the couch that is most well-known gear-fact.

Frogman Henry, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Um, what's the couch?

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

I remember the thread about the guy whose slutty housemate was boning some guy on the couch and it was his couch and he was kinda pissed about it but afraid to come out of his room and he eventually did and embarassed some peeps and ilxblogged it all live.

Is that it?

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Still I need more details about this gear = porno pimp assertion.

libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

That would be this thread:
what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

I didn't know anything about Gear's alleged porno GF

snoball, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

It wasn't gear doing the coke-feeding in that post, FWIW, rather a friend/porn actress plying it to his ex.

Abbott, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Who also, apparently, is a car.

Abbott, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

ps. not a dis should have caught on

Matt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

this is an interesting thread, though, Ally talks a lot of sense on it, I think I fall into the slightly disturbed by emphasis on girls ages camp, tbh, I don't fully understand why people don't find it creepy, also the whole slut/coersion thing is just plain wrong, again, not finding it so is a little odd

I don't personally have anything against porn (so long as everyone involved seems to be enjoying themselves) , my wife's pretty anti though, and I respect her reasons, so I suspect I'm not in the running

Matt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)


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