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It's 4:00 ET, It's the new flirting thread, because oops ruined the other one

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Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

*fashion kisses to all*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

but what if the ladies don't follow. i want more translucent luna stories.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry, this is the internet and you and I are two wild and crazy guys.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Wither thou goest...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

*acts nonplussed*

oh, hey, luna. what's up?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You're so coy...

I'm going to lunch - I expect mad flirting when I return.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

But I don't WANT to flirt with mad people!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

*as luna turns her back to leave, i do that thing where you bite your knuckles in a weak effort to control my passion for that thang*

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Lenny on Laverne and Shirley.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

are other girls allowed too?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, most ceratinly. This is not the luna gangbang thread.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Dahlin, you look faaaaaaabulous. (Couldn't resist it.)

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I spose now you'll be wantin a cigarette!

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

*flicks his Bic*

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

*bats eyelashes*

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i suspect i may have ruined my mystique on the vagitarian thread however...

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh don't you worry about that. We're all easy here...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And when I say easy I mean E.A.S.Y.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ok

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, like Sunday morning, easy.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

C'mon cheer up sailor adam. Buy me a drink?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

okay

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The biggest porn collection thread has dampened my ardor somewhat... but I'll but you a drink, jocelyn. What will you have? I think I'll open this bottle

http://www.ars-vivendi-wein.de/onlineshop/images/big/521520rose_g.jpg

for myself.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

dang, i got so busy with work i forgot about how i was going to eat andrew m. up, like, real slow-like.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hell is that thing?

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks nice, M. white, I believe I'll take you up on your offer.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a bottle of Tavel rosé, adam.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://aletrail.com/Qstore/uploads/natybohpint.jpg

Natty Boh, anyone?

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

cyclops beer?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like a bottle of side pocket right about now

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Something to go with the wine? Hmmm. Olives, or perhaps tapenade. A nice cabecou or crottin. Some caviar d'aubergine, some bread, maybe pita, and some cold radishes sounds about right.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

My sister has also come up with a snack I'm enjoying alot. After you've cut the broccoli florettes off the stalk, peel the stalk and cut the marrow into sticks. Put some olive oil, a dash of lemon, and some fleur de sel on it and they're quite good.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Primrose Hill

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

This one?

ihttp://www.london.gov.uk/mayor/environment_commission/images/primrose_hill.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i love that primrose hill!

but i think my favorite view in london has to be the time i went into greenwich park from the south end (i was kind of wandering and didnt know where I was, really) and came upon that giagantor hill where the royal observatory is - PURTY

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway not to ruin the mood or nothin'...

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, Mandee. Sorry I ruined my 'mystique'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Too South for me! sorry

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I've known people to have SEX on Primrose Hill, though. Is that sexy?


I just go there to picnic.

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

*walks in naked and drying hair after shower*
okay mandee i'm ready to get eate... oh, i didn't realize we had company.

also from laverne and shirley possibly

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

EDGWARE SCUM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'll leave you two to your own devices...hmmm. *Wonders what kind of devices those might be*

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 24 June 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nlectc.org/images/handcuffs.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, most ceratinly. This is not the luna gangbang thread.

And thank goodness.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

who's gonna get waterfalls of pussy tonight? hmmm?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd LIKE to, if that means anything...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

it does, kinda

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ummmm...

― a real live British pub hooligan (nordicskilla), Friday, 24 June 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Constancy, sweetheart... sweet, sweet constancy....

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

And here I was thinking I'd be flirting on my own.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Hardly, dear. What fun would that be? Besides, all I have to do right now is for the fire to get hot enough for the water to boil...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh it's hot...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Been tending to it carefully, have you?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

jimmy mod, are you filming this?!?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Should I be?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

YES

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Of course I have - I make it my business to pay close... attention.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad someone is... sometimes I let my mind wander and lose control of the situation...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh, see, I like being in control.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

See, I thought I did too... then I learned it's best to just take things as they come...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

is it good or bad flirting form to ask what's up with spencer (sp?) these days?

xp probably bad

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

*fetches the mood ruiner whuppin' stick*

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

As they come... yes...

(Spencer is good, got a psp and a bike for Christmas and if he's not playing with one, he's riding the other - starts back to school Monday, and remains unamused by that fact)

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Unless they don't come at all...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

y'all are looking mighty toothsome today

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

(i have decided to replace "fine" with "toothsome" in my lexicon, and am testing it out)

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

(file 'toothsome' with 'titgear')

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

now who wants to ride my psp?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Not coming at all is not an option.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:12 (twenty years ago)

poor spencer and school.

um, no jimmy mod, not the stick?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:13 (twenty years ago)

i'd rather play with your bike

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:13 (twenty years ago)

xxp

Agreed... But this is one of those days lazy days where I'd rather put it off as long as possible...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

I got yer bike right he... oh nevermind.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

dag, i suck at this. carry on, flirters

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

Does it have a shock absorbing suspension and a sturdy set of handlebars?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

No, but I do... (*rimshot*)

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Only when done up in pigtails, right?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Right.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

Better use the VO5 then, riding gets rough over the peaks and valleys...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Mod I have a question

― gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Not now honey, the grownups are talking...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

are you a mod i.e. british 60s chap or a moderator for this forum

― gear (gear), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

neither!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm no moderator, but this thread is getting off topic.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah, get this thread back to getting off

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 7 January 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
It's not Friday afternoon, it's Saturday night, but I'm drunk and I want to flirt with a cute girl. Hello! Wow, you look fantastic.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 22 January 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
How 'bout a good hatefuck?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/8746/hoooozo2.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

C is for clitty that's good enough for me

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, August 9, 2005 4:04 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

a FLIRTING thread?

This could turn disastrously embarrassing paired with alcohol...

― Nomi Malone and Her Bloodstains (Stevie D), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

How 'bout a good hatefuck?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 14, 2006 2:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

(Also, I'm a wee bit drunk, and might just regret this tomorrow.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, July 15, 2005 7:42 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Well, I'm up again.

(I thought I'd be ashamed of myself when I wake up and read this thread, but I'm not. Maybe I'm really turning into a slut.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, July 16, 2005 5:43 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark

― shit zoo (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 8 December 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

Stop this.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 8 December 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

;-) <------ flirty wink

― beyonc'e (max), Monday, 8 December 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

no YOU stop, tombot

;-)

― omar little, Monday, 8 December 2008 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

who was that moran posting with my name a few years ago?

ugh.

― andrew m., Monday, 8 December 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

i appreciate this thread for reminding me how far i've come in 3 years

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)


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