Create a human!

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Without using your private parts.

Here are the ingredients in your average person:

Water: 35 liters
Carbon: 20 kg
Ammonia: 4 liters
Lime: 1.5 kg
Phosophorus: 800 g
Salt:250g
Saltpeter: 100 g
Sulfur: 80 g
Fluorine:7.5 g
Iron:5 g
Silicon:3 g
And 15 other elements in small quanties.

― Stoner Guy, Saturday, 25 June 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

And 15 other elements in small quanties.
Sugar, spice & everything nice?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 25 June 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Or frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails.

― moley, Saturday, 25 June 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

I bet whatever they are is the real secret to human creation success!

― Stoner Guy, Sunday, 26 June 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Chemical X!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 26 June 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

I tried this once but didn't get too far. Couldn't find small enough knitting needles.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Isn't human DNA roughly 98% similar to that of a lettuce (or some other salad vegetable, I forget now)??

― C J (C J), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

You must be thinking of your ex-bf, CJ.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

He was such a tasty guy!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/Mark_Latha_m842702.jpg

― C J (C J), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Was the man's face in the newspaper the reference for the vegetable man sculputre's head?

― Stoner Guy, Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Also : who is it?

John Cleese?

Hitler?

― C J (C J), Sunday, 26 June 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

search Arcimboldo drawings!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 26 June 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Guys, don't try this at home! Don't let HUBRIS lead you down the path that challenges NATURE!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 26 June 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

I always thought that if Martha Stewart and Macgyver did it they would have the most badass kid.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 June 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

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