Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

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Prompted by a discovery of an astounding picture I had around, clipped out from an issue of Sports Illustrated from 1993, it says here. The caption for full context:

HOLD ON THERE
Though Iowa won the team title, no wrestler at the NCAA meet was more exuberant than Nebraska's Tony Purler, who celebrated with his coaches after winning the title in the 126-pound division.

Yes, very exuberant indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHHA OMG

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050622/i/r3318410604.jpg?x=248&y=345&sig=FkfGHMt7mw4gj.S55rX18w--

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't want this thread to ever drop off the "New Answers" page.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lumpworld.com/pix/pic-mickelson-doral.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

eric, i'm with you.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

wrestling to thread.

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

Nedrick Arthur Raggett, you should be ashamed of yourself! That's nothing but some innocent post-victory rogering, and you want to make it all dirty. The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world stick their tongues out towards your nipples in disgust!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:11 (twenty years ago)

this thread has a lot of potential, keep it coming

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

there are a lot of really good a-rod/jeter pics out there. i'll see if i can find one.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

some innocent post-victory rogering

In front of an adoring crowd!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

isn't there an anti-yankees website out there somewhere that has compiled a pretty large stock of images of d. jeter and a-rod in compromising, vaguely homoerotic poses? each one had really lousy captions too, if i recall

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://img1.vunct.net/albums/WalkingCarpet/A_Rod_purse.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=erotic+sports+photos/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13i8efslv/EXP=1120011635/*-http%3A//graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/ariz/galleries/m-baskbl-121502/Adams-121502-lg.jpg

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/mbshieh/Public/random/Jeter%20sucks%20A-Rod.JPG

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//2004/ar_Jdb.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

http://sportzfun.com/v-web/gallery/albums/baseball/gay.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200503/arod-jeter.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ahsaasports.com/images/sections/wrestling/2003-wrestling-3.jpg

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

There's an even better version of the ALCS ball-slap with high heels on Jeter's shoes.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeterarod.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lsj.com/news/magicjohnson/images/scan5.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.studbank.com/newforum/albums/userpics/10002/normal_IMG_1035-web.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

this thread is getting me all hot and bothered

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Fuck swimmers are hot.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

but then derek started spending time with gary..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_sheffield.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

"And winning the gold medal in fuckswimming..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

.....

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/jeter_arod_2.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

I think pretty much any picture of high school/college wrestling is going to count.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

has there been, say, a popstar equivalent of this thread over on ILM?

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

EVERY noise board thread to thread.

― I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/freddy2/bec/ron1.jpg

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

(hah or pretty much any beckham photoshoot to thread!)

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

(er the ones where he's with his exceedingly beautiful wife excepted)

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

and accepted

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

VPL!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

"Exceedingly beautiful"? She's always pouting like her mouth has just come off it.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

You know, from all the suction.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

not really homoerotic but...
http://screamingpickle.com/images/Golf-Trophy.JPG

― tylero (tylero), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

Depends on where it's been.

― Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

I still haven't gotten over this one:

http://www.mlb.com/images/2003/10/25/byf4WvT4.jpg

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Ziggy Palffy kissed Kalle Johannsen once...

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

That initial picture is ridiculous.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

There's this one,

, but a few seconds later Stewart was holding his caddie's head in his hands and I swear they were about to lock lips but thought better of it.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

The Jeff Goldblum lookalikes of the world

I was thinking Al Franken.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

It really is the tongue with that one I posted right at the start. I mean, all the elements of the photo are just great but the TONGUE.

And what trips me out is that the photo wasn't buried away or anything -- SI usually does a two-page spread for their table of contents, as was the case here, right up at the front of the magazine. What in the world was *that* editorial meeting like?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

Not enough ladies:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/images/sp_usa_vball03-thumb.jpg

― Leeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

TS: Favorite unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery v. Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

FITE. That initial picture is the single funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Also: more l3zzin' up, plz.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

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http://i.imgur.com/p7BzKVW.jpg

― r|t|c, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:40 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aXcTjng.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 12 July 2014 07:50 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lJUh3mb.gif

― 龜, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)

Cootchy koo

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5Z4vMJIYAA6fHT.jpg

― mizzell, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b625a5c446ec07fee2ca0a338b327f17/tumblr_inline_nhztldbd7z1qirc37.jpg

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 11 January 2015 15:47 (eleven years ago)

Do you eat the booty?

― 龜, Sunday, 11 January 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b0a29e6465e24b16bb4a6063a5ccfaa4/tumblr_ni32lqvVOw1rsxqqio1_500.gif

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)

just lookin out for his boy's prostate is all

― pursuit of happiness (art), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 00:18 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Not unintentional

https://38.media.tumblr.com/2a869e9b04131703a16187ebfead6f26/tumblr_nivo2tUpgM1rsxqqio1_400.gif

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:11 (eleven years ago)

Also not sports, but still favorite.

― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 20:20 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/25C5FDA600000578-2957667-The_Swedish_striker_sets_up_the_ball_in_the_new_position_while_t-a-42_1424206996901.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/article-2957380-25C4A30F00000578-510_308x251.jpg

― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 22:08 (eleven years ago)

http://media.philly.com/images/091914_al-bagnoli_600.jpg

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 05:49 (eleven years ago)

http://www.kansas.com/incoming/dbg96i/picture864845/ALTERNATES/FREE_960/ku

― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 07:01 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Not really homoerotic, more an "after" shot from a dating website:

http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3727867.ece/alternates/s615/JS39737078.jpg

― ailsa, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:53 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-700/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/5/3/1430678375935/976cdcae-46ca-42f3-bf93-44d96049e593-1020x683.jpeg

― mea nulta (onimo), Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:34 (eleven years ago)

messi_neymar.gif

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:38 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/pWbNORN.gif

― 龜, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

http://i59.tinypic.com/244779u.jpg

― half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Sunday, 20 September 2015 04:42 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Boston/2011-2020/2015/01/31/BostonGlobe.com/Sports/Images/8deb6768507b4fc6a8e7ec6ceff082df-8deb6768507b4fc6a8e7ec6ceff082df-0.jpg

― my harp and me (Eazy), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZcVLZGWIAAhFSa?format=pjpg&name=large

― mizzell, Sunday, 24 January 2016 01:34 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

http://cdn-football365.365.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/27100115/Great-pic.jpg

― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 10:49 (ten years ago)

Getting a good pat

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/320/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2016/5/1/727b9335-5953-447d-adaa-c6b48bc1ecfe.jpg

― the internet's most cossetted petulant manbaby (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 1 May 2016 16:23 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/e9rVDp7EWFF

― 龜, Saturday, 11 June 2016 12:46 (ten years ago)

https://flic.kr/p/Jrdfsn

― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (nine years ago)

FFS the android flickr app is fkn useless.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7634/27852286625_820a18e19b_c.jpg

― Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:34 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/dvulIfg.gif

― 龜, Monday, 24 April 2017 14:27 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/0/1a/01adc9e2-3313-5710-854e-19bb2049fe51/576224f9281d5.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C800

― to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 18:24 (nine years ago)

Is the original SI wrestling photo still in here somewhere? I spent 10 min lookign for it and couldn't find it

― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:01 (nine years ago)

Hmm, maybe I'll have to dig it out again if I can find it for a reshoot/scan.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:10 (nine years ago)

nm I pulled it from SI.com

http://i.imgur.com/IZU4ioo.jpg

― he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:11 (nine years ago)

Hahah I love it. And you know, when I originally scanned and cropped it, I left out the dude there in the lower left getting a close look of the action.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 20:13 (nine years ago)

I want someone to hold me like Ryan Zimmerman holds Bryce Harper pic.twitter.com/0cWZsVWOrI
— RJ Loubier (@ThoseRJs) May 29, 2017

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:52 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

favorite intentionally homoerotic sports imagery (nsfw)

http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838

― 龜, Friday, 7 July 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)

Bless.

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 7 July 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

that's p intentional

― Οὖτις, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

You've never accidentally given double handjobs before?

― Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:27 (eight years ago)

Why Do These Homos Keep Humping My Hands?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:35 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

http://a2.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2017%2F0809%2Fr241753_1296x864_3%2D2.jpg&w=360&h=240&scale=crop&cquality=40&location=center

― nomar, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

That is love, isn't it.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://static.voetbalzone.nl/images/photos/big/ori_960xonbekend/5439683911939.jpg

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 1 September 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

so the yorkshire ripper beard is finally being rehabilitated huh

― pizzarro gizzarda (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 September 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/l/t1.0-9/22780293_10155985817318825_2686736624241411750_n.jpg?oh=9e3cf8fa66007cbf9aed75c254a95126&oe=5A6EF966

― Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 30 October 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

Dunno if this will display the thumbnail...

Highlights: Dundee 1-1 Heart of Midlothian https://t.co/1XBaWLMgHV
— BBC Sportsound (@BBCSportsound) April 1, 2018

― Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:25 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/Soft__Contact

― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 18:26 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHR6-dGBJw

― formerly abanana (dat), Sunday, 11 September 2022 00:21 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.thisisanfield.com/wp-content/uploads/2021-09-28-276-Porto_Liverpool.jpg

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 29 October 2022 18:57 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Yeah... I know which guy you're talking about 🥲💗 pic.twitter.com/mtsIyT6InC
— Sherlock 💛 ||🩸 vampire husbands hee hee 🩸 (@Sherlock__PL) December 4, 2022

― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:37 (three years ago)

the Polish were at it today:

Po meczu podszedł do mnie Robert Lewandowski - kapitan przeciwnej drużyny. Szepnął mi na ucho, że jest ze mnie bardzo dumny i gratuluje awansu. Potem klepnął mnie w tyłek dodając żebyśmy spotkali się gdzieś w środku na osobności. Zaczęłam się zastanawiać kogo wybrać… pic.twitter.com/2Oc9nEROZ5
— patrycja 🇵🇱 WILL SEE H&L AGAIN! (@trish_org2) December 4, 2022

― I did see Xhaka crotchgrab (breastcrawl), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:51 (three years ago)

Please, these are small fry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjJURaCX0AUJ5gL?format=jpg&name=large

― bit high, bitch (gyac), Sunday, 4 December 2022 19:52 (three years ago)

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