http://www.livejournal.com/users/imomus/117896.html
― NYC resident, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)
Priceless.
― Zizek's rugger bugger brother, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)
German weissbier has no hop flavour at all.
― mjfan, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)
Followed a couple of lines later by:
It's all tied up with convenience, with comfort, with puritan body horror or proactive Nietzschean body alteration (work out hard at the gym, your body is just a machine!)...
Ah, if only all people could be as slim as Momus without ever having visited a gym!
― Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)
― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)
It's exaggerated, but it gets at a reality. At least in urban areas, kitchens are very heavily staffed by Mexicans. There's nothing to prevent Mexicans from learning how to prepare a cuisine that's unfamiliar to them, but it doesn't always work that way. I guess the comments could be read as racist, but I'm not sure that's entirely fair. Overtly, anyway, he makes an economic point.
I've been to some food trucks staffed by, say, Pakistanis who are selling cheese steaks and such, but don't really know what how they are meant to turn out. Of course, I'm not sure what Momus would think of chees steaks. I'm backing to not eating them most of the time, thanks to the extra weight I've put on in recent years.
― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)
Jesus fucking Christ.
NOT ALL LATIN PEOPLE ARE MEXICAN. Every kitchen I've worked in has been staffed by, yes, predominantly Central American dudes but as many of them came from Ecuador or El Salvador or Guatemala as they did from Mexico. Maybe I'm being pedantic, but whatever. Does anyone ever substitute "French" for "German" or "Spanish?" Of course not.
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
1) NYC = America2) American pluralism = Manhattan AND Williamsburg, straight folks AND gay folks3) Williamsburg = gay people, hipsters, that's it4) Momus has a very good innate sense of where to go to find the best in a major metropolitan area, or at least a very good tourbook5) all Latin American or South American people are Mexicans6) Mr. Softee = the highest expression of American food culture7) lower middle class and poor people deserve to be made fun of for their failure to devote themselves to a leisure class arts and crafts aesthetic8) gay people are like THIS9) Japanese hipsters are saintlike, even when allied with ugly Americans
(xpost)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)
― Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)
What I'd loosely call "non-assimilationist" (or hip) gays avoid such marches (parades is what they are), at least after the first few years of coming out. I spent 4 hours at the Film Forum and got out in time to see the sweep-up.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)
10) America is bereft of family farms. No major urban area in America has even one farm market. Few if any chefs are devotees of the market or its ideology/aesthetic. There is no American cult of the local, the fresh, or the simple in cooking/eating. There have never been 'organic' or 'slow' food fads in America. America falls behind the rest of the World in all these respects.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:25 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)
Lauren otm
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)
no gritty hummus here.
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)
― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
― stelf)xxx, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)
Mexico is in North America.
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
― I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)
Yes. The ability to successfully resist the urge to write sermons, screeds, and essays must be encouraged.
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)
(xpost: haha only we already know that IT DOESN'T WORK ON HIM)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
lalalalalalalalalallalala
...I still think the point is valid, tho. I run into this all the time. I've heard all kinds of people of all stripe casually use "Mexican" for "someone from south of the border."
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)
― Humberto C. Antunes, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)
ow ow ow ow hahahahahahaha ow ow ow ow
― The Ghost of Stifling ROFFLEs Hurts (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― mjfan, Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)
rofl
xxpost
― I'm bad and dirty and going to hell (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)
― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)
just baked and wildflour dont count, they were bagel shops!
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)
i think it's rather annoying that momus comes on here to make a funny ("how can a funny not be a funny?" "when it's not funny"). but i guess it's better than him "debating" in his momuslike "shift the grounds of debate with every other post" manner.
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)
Lots of small to mid-size towns now have Mexican grocery stores and other such places. Which pretty much justifies illegal immigration all by itself.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)
― Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)
― Keep Trying, Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)
The main street shops in my suburb has 2 franchise bakeries (theyre little shopfronts with small onsite bakery things out back, I assumed this was totally common?!), at least 2 or 3 other bakeries (a Russian one which is nice), 2 bagel shops and a jewish cookie shop, probably half a dozen butcher/deli/fishmonger places (some kosher, some not), and a health food store. This is AS WELL as the 2 supermarkets in the street,
You could walk the length of where these shops all are in maybe 10 minutes tops.
Tons of suburbs have similar.
I'm now very pleased I live where I do. I also presume, as an aside, momus has never been to australia? Heh.
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 June 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 30 June 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 June 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 30 June 2005 03:56 (twenty years ago)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 30 June 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)
tracer there is a sushi joint (albeit owned/staffed by koreans, quel horreur) on your block.
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 2 July 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)
― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 2 July 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)
― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)
Gradually as people taste them there will be a wider demand for more subtle cheeses and the market will comply. Yawn.
― THE HIDDEN FOUNDATION, Saturday, 2 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 3 July 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 4 July 2005 05:13 (twenty years ago)
― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Monday, 4 July 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)
You can indeed. I will imagine you all sitting around hstencil's feet, taking lessons in the true meaning of generosity.
― Momus (Momus), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)
― Anthony Gonzales, Monday, 4 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)
― daavid (daavid), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)
― N_RQ, Monday, 4 July 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)
He has given me plenty of killer tapas, dude!!
― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 4 July 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)
I agree with several of the observations about the homogeneity of American food, even when it is "ethnic" food, but you've got to know where to go to get decent food. That's what makes it fun, the search!
As to the disappointment with the gay community--it really is a mistake to expect gay people to be hipsters, or even interesting. They are just as likely to be just as boring as hetereosexual people. It sounds like Momus hasn't found the right crowd to run with, and is frustrated. I can understand that. I hope you find them, M, they are out there.
― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)
mo mus mo probs
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 12 June 2017 16:49 (nine years ago)