(1) be indian, or of indian extraction; at the very least, adopt an indian-sounding name(2) appear on oprah and similar shows; look mildly bored, but beneficent(3) vagueness is next to godliness(4) map terms from eastern philosophy (invented if necessary) onto familiar pop-psychological concepts(5) name above the title, always(6) divide books into brief sections suitable for reading on 30-minute morning commutes(7) desk calendars
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)
This is one of mine, too.
― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)
Battle of the Motivational Speakers!!
― andy --, Friday, 1 July 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)
May the googlers take pity on your soul.
― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 1 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)
― andy --, Friday, 1 July 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)
― sleep (sleep), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 July 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)
― moley, Friday, 1 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)
― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 3 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 19 December 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago)
― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 19 December 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago)
― amateurist0, Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)
― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)
My President Palin would lead us through a national cleansing, like Chairman Mao's Cultural Revolution. Nothing as violent, however, not at first. Maybe she might let school kids scribble with crayons on the paintings in the Museum of Modern Art. I've never met a soccer mom who wanted a Picasso refrigerator magnet. Or she might close all the high-brow music schools and inaugurate the kind of music that gosh darn real Americans like: harmonica, the musical saw, and tapping your foot to the radio while driving a pickup. What more do we really need?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/deepak-chopra/sarah-palin-my-president_b_878799.html
― buzza, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Is that Huffington Post article real?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 16:53 (eight years ago)
I liked Ben Levin's joke on Office Hours:
Oprah Winfrey and Deepak Chopra are having a debate about who should be the next Pope.
"Vote Pope Oprah!"
"No Pope Oprah. Vote dope Pope Deepak Chopra!"
"Choke on okra! No pope Chopra. Vote dope Pope Oprah!"
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 31 July 2020 03:58 (five years ago)