HELP OUT GELDOF - think of more puns for future LIVE AID/8 events

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1. LIVE AIDS - raise awareness of AIDS problems in africa

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

2. LIVE MAID - make sexual inequalities history!

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

3. LIVE ATE - western obesity relief

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

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4. CLIVE AID

― elwisty (elwisty), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

5. AFR-AID - because it's like, Aid, but for Africa.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

6. PREP-AID - because students need help too (and you can contribute in advance!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

LIFE-AID - students need your help washing their socks and paying their phone bill.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

9. CHRISTIAN AID- A concert to raise awareness of the popular WWE midcard wrestler.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

10. LIVE GAY-D! cure homosexuality from africa!

haha xpost

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait ahha not an expost

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

11. BLOCK-AID (in the middle of the road!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

GATOR-ADE: for a raver of a thirst.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

13. EVENING SSHHHH AID- To stop people being so noisy between the hours of 6 and 10pm.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

CRUISE-AID (the original infidel-converting luxury boat trip!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

AIDS LIVE - a special week long conciousness-raising edition of Big Brother with a new twist.

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

ADELIVES - in which Adrian Edmonson gets up to all kinds of whacky zombie adventures with the help of Rik Mayall and others.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 2 July 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

SASH-AID (go on, take a wild guess who'll be the DJ for this sideways dance event?)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

LIEV ADI - typing classes for Africa

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

PALACE-AID (to help pay for a new pointy stick wall around the royal dwellings)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

PURE-AID (help fund research into ways to get these annoying imperfections out of our mashed potatoes!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE808 - 10 stages, 5 million people, 1 drum machine. Very disappointing.

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

LIE VADER - James Earl Jones, popular voice artist, tells porkies to raise cash for starving younglings.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 2 July 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE EYOT - raise awareness about people living on islands in the Thames in West London

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Saturday, 2 July 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE HAYed - Combine harvesting, set to the music of the Worzels. Please, please help.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 3 July 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE FAYED - a benefit to raise support for Britain's sweariest Egyptian billionaire in his quest for a passport.

― darren (darren), Sunday, 3 July 2005 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

LLIVAID - to help draw attention to the social crisis besetting violent chav-beset Welsh towns.

― darren (darren), Sunday, 3 July 2005 09:33 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE ADS - lets face it, the whole thing's just one big marketing manager's wet dream.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 3 July 2005 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE JADE - (help those who are sick and tired of fund raising events)

― C J (C J), Sunday, 3 July 2005 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

INVAID - The U.S. government decides to get in the spirit by invading Africa to bring propserity, democracy, peace and stability. It throws a gigantic party to celebrate as the bombs begin to fall. There is a gag rule against mentioning African natural resources during the proceedings.

― RS LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 3 July 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

You got to laugh at Geldof's Sail8 plan to get the French over the English Channel.

Only 4 boats took part and there was no one to pick up in France.

Geldof was off his rocker with that 1 ! It will be like the D Day Landings ! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

He does seem to have gone a bit barking in the last few years.

― Tech Support Droid (ForestPines), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Megalomania Aid

Help cure high profile celebs suffering from Megalomania.

This event will entail Geldof & Bono to live in a sealed off community for 1 year with absolutely NO access to the media.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Leaf Aid - for the natural world

― Japanese Giraffe (Japanese Giraffe), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Aid Aid - they just fuck off with the money

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Lemon Aid -- for when life gives you lemons

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 3 July 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

WAS IT SOMETHING WE S-AID ? (help fund more PMS research)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 4 July 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

AID In Full -- raising money for DJs with repetitive stress injuries

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 4 July 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

Kool-Aid - Just like LIVE AID/8 but with cool artists.

― daavid (daavid), Monday, 4 July 2005 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

Banned Aid - relief to artists whose sales were impoverished due to discriminatory Wal-Mart sales policy.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 4 July 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

Extermin-aid. Saving Daleks everywhere.

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 4 July 2005 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

30. skive aid - relief poverties for lazy people who won't get a proper job

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 4 July 2005 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

31. Gator-Aid - relief for protection of the environment of alligators in Florida and other areas of the southern states of the USA

― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Lemon Aid -- for when life gives you lemons

Or: for helping Bono raise money for stage props.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Lampsh Aid — for everyone in the world suffering with bare lightbulbs.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

Evening Stand Aid — clubbing together to buy a few copies of London's local paper in order to boost its flagging circulation.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, to be more accurate, Gator-Aid would involve desparate celebrities wrestling with alligators in lieu of wrestling with their consciences - and we'd all pay good money to see that!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Comr Aid - Communist Party consciousness-raising gig

― C J (C J), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

> It will be like the D Day Landings ! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dunkirk evacuations, surely?

'Live Hate'

― koogs (koogs), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I ONLY S-AID - support Alan McGee's attempts to get out of the penury caused by MBV's ill-fated "Loveless" sessions.

(god that was tenuous)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 4 July 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago)

LIVE MATE - big brother viewing party

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

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