As long as your committing yourself to live your life mired in a self-contradicting web of ancient superstistions (nb-I don't think this describes all religions, just a bunch of them) you may as well choose one that suits you. Here are some thoughts to consider
1. Attitude towards drugs. Like to drink? Try catholicism! Like to get high? Maybe rastafarianism is for you? Straightedge? Consider Islam.
2. Record of Asskickery. In recent decades, it's hard to beat Evangelical Protestantism for world influence and military might.
3. Hats - Tibetan Buddhism wins.
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago)