which religion is the best?

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this is the thread where people explain what makes their religion better than other religions.

Go at it, religious people!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Go at it, religious people!

Get in that pit and FITE for your Vicar's Saturday entertainment!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

Atheism is the best because you don't have to get up early on a Sunday to listen to some jerk drone on about how a dude in the sky thinks what you're doing is wrong. Also you can feel intellectually superior to people who hang embroidered Serenity Prayers and inspirational note cards on the walls of their office cubicle.

― pullapartgirl (pullapartgirl), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

i think most of them are pretty. i dont like islam much. too strict. but i dont know much about it philosophically. buddha was pretty OTM, if too optimistic about enlightenment. christianty and Judaism offer a lot too.

― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

pretty good i mean. pretty too!

― ryan (ryan), Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

pullapartgirl OTM

― whatev., Saturday, 2 July 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

are there no religious people on ILX?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 July 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

As long as your committing yourself to live your life mired in a self-contradicting web of ancient superstistions (nb-I don't think this describes all religions, just a bunch of them) you may as well choose one that suits you. Here are some thoughts to consider

1. Attitude towards drugs. Like to drink? Try catholicism! Like to get high? Maybe rastafarianism is for you? Straightedge? Consider Islam.

2. Record of Asskickery. In recent decades, it's hard to beat Evangelical Protestantism for world influence and military might.

3. Hats - Tibetan Buddhism wins.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Of the 17 World Cups, 12 have been won by Catholic nations.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

HA HA HERETICS, WE WILL BURY YOU.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 2 July 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.go-carts.com/_borders/MauiShriners.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 2 July 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

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