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HERE I AM,
FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 July 2005 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

Uhhh...okay :)

― The New and Improved / Kate (papa november), Sunday, 3 July 2005 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

This is maybe different from "misheard lyrics", because I *know* the lyrics are really "rock you like a hurricane", but the above is how the song goes in my head, for some reason.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 July 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

Someone left my cheese out in the wind
and I don't think I can take it
cos it took too long to bake it
etc...

― beanz (beanz), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

and the joke is
when he awoke his
body was covered in goat jizz

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Hang on to the good takes
I can lean on my friends
They help me goin'
through hard times

But I'm feeling enemy
I'm in league with a foe
Blame me for what's happening
I can try
I can try
I can try
I can try

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh she fucks like a beast
but she's always a woman to me

― Kim (has a goofy brother) (Kim), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

All we are saying
is pull up your pants

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

How come no-one ever told me who I'm working for
Down among The Royal Family and the Poor?

[/Scritti]

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 3 July 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

You can dance
You can dance
everybody look at yer pants

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 3 July 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

seven years pass...

The final chapter, co-aesthetic, poetic
When I'm done, this all is anaemic
Make way for a positive thing
Scheming and dreaming of men like Sting

(The third rap verse from "America: What Time Is Love?")

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 November 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago)

ohhh she fucks like a beast
but she's always a woman to me

Hahahaha

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago)

I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Sausage in their bottom yeah..

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago)

You can dance
You can dance
everybody look at yer pants
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 July 2005 00:13 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What, is that not the lyrics?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago)

I just bought myself lovely boots
Motorcycle emptiness

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago)

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