The Wikipedia compendium of Fictional Cows.

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Only two? A travesty!
List your favorite fictional cows here.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Elsie the Cow
Ferdinand the Bull (I suppose we're not restricted to distaff fictional cattle here?)

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Those were the two that came to mind immediately.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I say we make a list of a hundred and twenty and update that fucker!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Considering how many are going to be advertising icons, I'm not sure if this is exactly the right category for them.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

eh, a cow is a cow is a cow as alice b toklas used to say.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ermintrude, the cow from the Magic Roundabout

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Magic_Roundabout/Magic%20Roundabout8.jpg

― C J (C J), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Metal Cow Solid

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://theimaginaryworld.com/box720.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Everycow.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Milka cow

― dahlin (dahlin), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Daisy
The Cows of Orwell's 'Animal Farm'
Bessie, the Stonyfield Dairy Cow
The Cow of 'Charlotte's Web'

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helenjane.com/images/chow/sandwiches/laughingcow.gif

― zappi (joni), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Apocalypse Cow, from the Tick comics.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.star.le.ac.uk/astrosoc/images/taurus.gif

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Surely Gary Larson's cows deserve a place.

And the cow who jumped over the moon.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Evolution of America's First Cow

Also, Elmer, the Elmer's Glue Mascot is ALSO a cow and is Elsie's husband.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Benny, the Chicago Bull mascot.
The Bull in the Chinashop.
The Financial District Dow Jones Bull.
Babe the Blue Ox.
The Bugs Bunny Bull; I think Chuck Jones called him "Gulli-bull".
The Guernica Bull.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Fuwch Frech
Achelous
Bat

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

and the Chik-Fil-A cow makes twenty five; only 95 to go!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

How Now Brown Cow and the Moo Wave

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops, I meant: "How Now Brown Cow and the Moo Wave"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

The cow that Bart Simpson wants you not to have?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Now that I think about it, the Tick comics featured Man-Eating Cow as well.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Vampirecows.com

http://www.vampirecows.com/vcsplsh02.gif

And I just watched Franju's Blood of the Beasts last night, so no wonder I've cows on the brain.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

And none of you are editing the 'pedia page after all this? For shame...

― Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 3 July 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

The ex-Skrulls from FF#2.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

That freaky thing from the Boddingtons advert

http://www.bdmmusic.com/pictures/cow.jpg

and, of course,

http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/b/bullseye/bullseye_bully.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

la vache qui rit is laughing AT US not WITH US

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 3 July 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

I need explanation on the last two pics please; I'm American.
Was there a cow in Count Duckula or Dangermouse?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 July 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, will this work?

CULT OF THE DEAD COW

cDc
_ _
((___))
[ x x ]
cDc \ / cDc
(' ')
(U)

xXx

"Fuckin' rule the world"

― mikef (mfleming), Monday, 4 July 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh, how about the complete guide to cows


         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Betty Ford-type
                   with milk     after milking     cow with milk         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull

― mikef (mfleming), Monday, 4 July 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

More cows, goddamn it!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 August 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hippieshop.com/mas_assets/thumb/29114.JPG

I believe this cow is used fictitiously.

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Monday, 1 August 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

I Am A Cow:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Monday, 1 August 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

Clarabelle Cow, people!

http://www.kocherts.de/clarabelle_cow.gif

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 1 August 2005 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

The cow that Cadmus followed to find out where he should found the city Cadmea, later Thebes.

Oh and if bulls are admitted, then the one Pasiphaë fell in love with. (She had her way with it by hiding inside a wooden cow, thus begetting Minotaurus.)

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 1 August 2005 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

A local dairy used to have "Big Sue The Happy Coo" - I can't find a picture :-(

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 1 August 2005 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow isn't exactly fictional, more apocryphal.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 1 August 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

And her Wikipedia link leads to a write-up about The Beach Boys Smile. For some reason.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

fifteen years pass...

i feel like this is the right thread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_pigs#Large_pigs

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 September 2020 15:21 (four years ago)

looks like the fictional cows wikipedia page is no more. :(

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

Worry not, it's just been incorporated here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_ungulates

― emil.y, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:35 (four years ago)

whew!

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:40 (four years ago)

Wow, Babe the Blue Ox is not included. Would that go under mythology?

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 21 September 2020 20:50 (four years ago)

la vache qui rit is laughing AT US not WITH US

Still true

― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 21 September 2020 20:52 (four years ago)

There is a cow named Aimless in the novel Cold Comfort Farm.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:14 (four years ago)

how the hell is Satan not on that wiki list?

― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:16 (four years ago)

Because:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Satan_is_Real.jpg

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 21 September 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

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