C/D: Adult swim at swimming pools

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Classic: Lifeguards who teasingly pretend to blow the whistle for kid swim while the little kids wait anxiously on the side of the pool

Dud: Adults who do nothing but stand in the shallow end of the pool and talk

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 4 July 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

I thought this involved a new movement where anime was projected onto a wall next to public pools. I was going to say "classic". Now I will say, "Disappointment"

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Monday, 4 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

MEATWAD CANNONBALL

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

Florida is full of old people who hate children.

― shookout (shookout), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Florida is full of old people who hate children.
Not in my part of Florida, but we're weird that way. Mainly because the median age is MUCH younger.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

We have a lake here in Chicago, so thankfully we don't have to do that.

― VM 9001 (dymaxia), Monday, 4 July 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh! Is "adult swim" an actual phrase used at pools then? I wondered why the show had such an odd title.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Down there in Aussieland you probably call it something like "outback rushjob."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Nah we all just stand in the pool together, drinkin' a beer and pissing in the shallow end.

The kids have light beer, of course.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

CHILD ABUSE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

OK ok! Sometimes we give them full strength!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

*rim shot*

Koala tacos for all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

"outback rushjob"

$20 or $60 if you want the half and half.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Is that in American money or in Queensland wampum bucks?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

God you ignorant Americans. Australia doesn't have wampum bucks, it has brass razoos.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Stop talking about your private parts in public.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

My privates are made of gold, thanks very much.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

He's right about the brass razoos though.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

(Heh sorry Curtis, I seem to have derailed yr thread).

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Fuck dat! I'se got some PLATINUM bawls, biznatch! xxpost

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

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