worst tattoo to have on your penis [not sanity-safe either]

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1. the words "revolver for your vulva" along the shaft

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:35 (twenty years ago)

2. "Cut along dotted line and discard"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

objects may appear larger than in reality.....

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

"bite me"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Snipe (5, anag)

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

Tally marks for each STD you've picked up.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

7. If you can read this, you're not close enough...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

"lust rocket for your wizards pocket"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

Or, not as bad, but tally marks for each girl/guy you've done it with.

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

ian that is rough ...but also very funny

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:41 (twenty years ago)

Having "Mother" tattooed on your penis would be some sort of Freudian nightmare

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

"i am proud that i never wash, especially under the 4skin"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

"love" and "hate" ON YOUR BALLS

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

"you will never be as good as my ex, no matter how much you suck it"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

"if i could suck it myself i never leave the house"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

"Coldplay"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

"i fucked the girl in hanson"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

"i put porn on your back when we do it doggy style, thats why its my fave position"

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

"http://www.mukwonago.k12.wi.us/mhs/n_lft-arrow.gif Jim"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

AIDS ONBOARD

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Er, does it really matter what the tattoo is? The issue is THERE IS A TATTOO ON YOUR JUNK.

― The Ghost of OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

farmhouse cheddar

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

As if any of these things would be legible.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Can you actually have a tattoo on your penis? Wouldn't it hurt immensely to have it inked on your penis?

― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

I think the best would be one of those Mad Magazine foldy dealies where it looks like a jar of salsa or somethingthing flaccid then SHWING it's a rocketship.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

"SUBMIT" in 72 pt. Arial font. Preferably with some type of hypercolor ink that changes color when an erection occurs.

― The Ghost of Big Fucking Hypocrite (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

meta-tattoo, ie "Can you actually have a tattoo on your penis? Wouldn't it hurt immensely to have it inked on your penis?" on your penis. yo.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

there's a very bad joke about tattoos and penises that, luckily, i can't remember.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

FWIW (not safe for work!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Mine is not junk!!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Is that what the tattoo says, Mark?

― The Ghost of He Sets 'Em Up, I Knocks 'Em Down (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

It's not junk but it is highly addictive

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

A swooping hawk.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

or a mercedes badge on yr bell-end.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

a german helmet on yr bell-end.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

BEST tattoo to have on your penis: a very realistic tattoo of a condom!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

a bell on yr bell-end

― The Ghost of A Taco Bell (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm With Slutty ====>

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

loads of realistic depictions of boils and pustules.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

FLAME JOB

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

A screw-thread.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Fred Bassett.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Yr own face on the bell-end.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

"Best Before: Jul 04"

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

her face on the bell-end

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

her breasts on the bell-end

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

"My Other Cock is a 12-Incher"

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

his breasts on the bell-end

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

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"i sullied stevie's troth"

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

"post-flirt"

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

"Grasp the candle and bang on"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

If it's the same non-PC one I can remember, the tattoo was Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Holiday.

One guy had "Wendy" tattooed on his dick and was pissing next to a rasta guy. 1st guy notices the Rasta's tattoo and starts laughing. "You're girl's name is Wendy, too?" he asks as he shows him his tattooed penis. Rasta guy says, "No, my tattoo says "Welcome to jamaica and have a nice day." ('Holiday' might be another version, but not the version I heard.)

― Stoner Guy, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

"if you think this is dirty you should see my wife"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

"swivel"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Anal Probe

Sit N' Spin

My Other Cock Is A Porsche

[bulging veins]

― Stoner Guy, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

"This penis belongs to the drummer of Gay Dad."

― donut e- (donut), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I want Nicky Wire WITHOUT the banana suit!

― Ian Riese-Moraine has been xeroxed into a conduit! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

"brought to you by myspace.com"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001QEE9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7155170.stm

― Oilyrags, Friday, 21 December 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Any tattoo you have on your penis is the worst tattoo to have on your penis

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 22 December 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

A tattoo of a big clock.

― snoball, Saturday, 22 December 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg

― stephen, Saturday, 14 June 2008 06:51 (seventeen years ago)

THAT IS AWESOME

― moley, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:19 (seventeen years ago)

OMG. Imagine what the guy went through.

― Pashmina, Saturday, 14 June 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

therapy?

― onimo, Saturday, 14 June 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

yeah everytime he takes off his pants he has to see this

― ken c, Saturday, 14 June 2008 09:55 (seventeen years ago)

xpost

― ken c, Saturday, 14 June 2008 09:55 (seventeen years ago)

"Sure, it was excruciating. But the important thing is that now my dick and balls have a dragon tattoo."

― J0hn D., Saturday, 14 June 2008 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/looneytunes-722623.jpg

― ken c, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:00 (seventeen years ago)

The butterfly on his glans o_O nightmares tonight, I fear.

― Pashmina, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:35 (seventeen years ago)

"You are about to fuck Ken C"

― Niles Caulder, Saturday, 14 June 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)

Glad they captioned the underside shot UNDERSIDE, that helped a lot

― DJ Mencap, Saturday, 14 June 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200704120823-pix1.jpg

― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 14 June 2008 12:42 (seventeen years ago)

this thread

― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 June 2008 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

"puff in full flight"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

HIS SCROTUM IS A GOURD THIS IS TERRIBLE

― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Saturday, 14 June 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

ken c:dick::dan perry:vagina

― strgn, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

I think the best would be one of those Mad Magazine foldy dealies where it looks like a jar of salsa or somethingthing flaccid then SHWING it's a rocketship.

-- nickalicious (nickalicious),

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

i need a pic of the penis in full erection to "appreciate" the tattoo more.

― stevienixed, Saturday, 14 June 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

bad use of quotation marks, I hope.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 June 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder how dragon dude was made to sustain hard one over hours of needling.

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 June 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

Tat fluffer?

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 June 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

love how some words were censored but the snaky penis was left exposed.

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

OK I have seen pictures on the online that are way worse than goatse (IMO) of dudes what have had their entire urethra sliced down the middle & the two bits kind of stapled back together with a few piercings. And the damn photo has been haunting me all day. I need to quit deliberately looking at tings that will revolt and/or upset me for weeks after.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/pumpkin-balls.jpg

― sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

ahhh - i was in need of a new desktop pic.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

October-themed!

― sometimes I pretend I am very huge and icy (kenan), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

Halloweenis

― I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 07:50 (seventeen years ago)

He can father no children for he has a hollow weenie.

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)

"picture violated our terms of use", thank goodness.

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

That dragon one is still kind of awesome.

― The Plastic Fork (Pashmina), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

omg gourd scrotum

― sad man in him room (milo z), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha, I forgot I posted that. I can't tell what I think is funnier, the tape on the right one like it's some cartoon that's been in a terrible accident, or the left one with its tongue sticking out.

― ╓abies, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

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