Cow & Bull have sex in Russian office supply store

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Cow and bull have animal sex in office supplies shop
2005/06/23
A cow and a bull were caught during an act of love in public, which they arranged in the Kaliningrad region of Russia. The two loving animals "did it" in an office supplies shop.
"A cow unexpectedly barged into the open doors of an office supplies shop in the town of Pionersky, in Russia's Kaliningrad enclave. A bull followed the cow and entered the shop too. Several seconds later the bull mounted the cow and the animals started making love right in front of the eyes of the flabbergasted salesgirl. The animals were passionate: several counter displays were crushed in the act of love," an eyewitness said. The woman ran out of the shop and even forgot to push the emergency button underneath the counter. Passers-by and security guards could not stop the animals from completing the reproduction process, Interfax reports. When they pushed the animals out of the shop, eight counters were found in ruins.

Insert comedic response *here*

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

cow: "you make love like a bull in an office supply shop!"

― chief of chaff (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

A cow unexpectedly barged into the open doors of an office supplies shop

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

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In Soviet Russia, Joke tells YOU!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

"arranged"

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

A rabbi, a priest, a bull, and a cow walk into a Russian office supply store ...

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 7 July 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

what, there were no china shops close enough?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Russian relations with china have been cool for quite some time.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

'act of love' -- it's so innocent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

THe headline rather reassuringly tells us that the cow and the bull had "animal sex."

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

push the emergency buttons, call security... what the hell good are they gonna do?

― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

"Sir, I'm giong to have to ask you to leave the store. SIR?"

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 July 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

The headline rather reassuringly tells us that the cow and the bull had "animal sex."

Rather than "disappointingly brief and unenthusiastic sex"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

surely only a matter of time:

http://www.nyctourist.com/images/macys/moose_n_squirrel.jpg

― moose and squirrel, Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gothamist.com/images/09_still_04.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Dude, look at the arrangement of quotation marks in that story! Apparently the following conversation took place:

REPORTER: Did you witness the incident?
EYEWITNESS: Yes!
REPORTER: How would you describe it?
EYEWITNESS: A cow unexpectedly barged into the open doors of an office supplies shop in the town of Pionersky, in Russia's Kaliningrad enclave...

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

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