People who have dicks part 4: Ned

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Dude, you totally know he does.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

keep going, it's still hilarious!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

it is STILL funny, mark is OTM

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

I would, but I have a date tonight. Sorry.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Ned needs to dust of his wang and put that shit to USE.

― no tech! (ex machina), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

ME GRANS AVIAVABLE

― GARU G, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

ned raggett more like ned faggot

― Esteban Buttez!!, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Mind your own head of dick.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 11th, 2004.

Stop testing your dick in public.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 26th, 2004.

THEN YOU SUCK THE HAIRY DICK OF THE NETHER HELLS.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 21st, 2003.

I like the idea of "unhappiness porn" as a genre.
"Hey stud." *sobs unbearably onto fellated dick*
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 31st, 2005.

I had a great-great-great-uncle known in San Francisco as "Black Dick" Raggett. Hm.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 3rd, 2003.

Ingredients for the English pizza -- spotted dick, erected dick
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2005.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

heavens.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

That's one well hung cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 19th, 2005.

Maybe he could make his cock into a heart.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 22nd, 2005.

Grabbing that cock hard, then?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 19th, 2004.

"Just...swung into port!...they call him HOT COCK..."
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 23rd, 2003.

Head of dick, farm of cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 11th, 2004.

O Manada
True cock long and hard
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 30th, 2005.

As for said cockfarmers, they can go and farm all that cock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 15th, 2004.

Ben Stiller's Cock Soup. Place emphasis as desired.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 24th, 2003.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

I ALRED FOOKIN SED IT BUT TO BE ONEST ILL SAY IT AGEN-NED I WANT YA BALLS LAD,I WANT YA FOOKIN BALLS

― GARU G, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

how often does ned make merry with little ned?

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

i cant believe i posted that

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I just read it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe it's nut butter

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Ned is the most popular person witha dick - no surprise there!

― mei (mei), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Now you must wonder: is it really you that's so popular, or is it your dick?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

OMG IT'S A PENIS

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

49% of us have one.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

That's enough to win an election, in most cases.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

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