Sunny Delight vs. Mrs. Butterworth vs. Krab with a K

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Imitation food fite!

Fake orange juice vs. fake maple syrup vs. fake crab and all other imitation foods.. like the guacamole dip from Safeway that contains no avocado whatsoever.

― andy --, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

http://animals.beirut.com/dbpics/news/26_Bacos.JPG

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Tang kicks Sunny D's ass.
ASTRONAUTS!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

Search: marshmallows that contain no marshmallow (ie, all of them). And the fake "marshmallows" in breakfast cereal that are really basically just sugarcubes. WTF? Modern marshmallows are already fake, why do they need to fake something that's already fake?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Hey America, guess what? Pasteurized cheese food product is NOT actually cheese!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Tang is GREAT! When I was a bored, straight-edge 14 year old, my friend Tom and I used to get our kicks from shot glasses of pure lemon juice and Tang.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Xpost it does contain milk and enzymes, so it is sort of cheese. Likewise, Sixlets do contain a hint of cocoa beneath all the palm kernel oil, therefore they are sort of chocolate.

― andy --, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Touche!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chelationtherapyonline.com/articles/images/newhome2_02.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

egg beaters are 99% real eggs. so I don't know what the point of them is except to help out people too fucking lazy to crack a real egg shell.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

1% CRAP!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Krab wins because it tastes so good!

bacos is runner up.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Also, let me just say that margarine is criminal. It's not butter, but it tastes worse and is even more unhealthy for you.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

In Canada, it used to be illegal to sell "butter-coloured" margarine. But manufacturers would often include a packet of yellow dye with your tub of grey oleo. FREAKY, huh?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

thats gross.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

besides, i've never seen really yellow butter. butter is usually a lot lighter than margarine.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

and yet, margarine is better for your heart. FREAKY, huh?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

fake maple syrup is better than the real stuff
when i was younger, i would only eat fake mashed potatoes. none of that real, lumpy shit. mmmmm. flakes.

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

mmm, eatable oil products all the way.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Fake maple syrup is good sometimes, especially if you have fake (frozen) waffles.

And I like margarine.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Sunny Delight is the bottom of the barrel though, it's like sticky sugar sludge that only makes you THIRSTIER.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

good butter is pretty yellow

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Fake bananas are waxy. Who eats that stuff other than my grandma? She always has that stuff on her kitchen table. She must really love it.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Carob is the worst, it makes me ill to say that hated 70's word.

― andy --, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

what? fake banana? never heard of it.

fake maple syrup sucks terribly. i cant stand it. makes me puke.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

carob what? whats bad about carob?

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Margarine is not better for your heart, no way. Hydrogenated oils = artery death. I'll take my lipids the natural way: extracted from the teats of mammals.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh god when I was young my mom used to buy "carob chips" in bulk at the food co-op to bake with. Then Nate and I would go to friends' houses and gorge on Oreos and Hi-C.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I get weird cravings for Country Time powdered contains

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

oh my god. countrytime. i used to sneak some powder into my room and eat it. horrid. send me some please

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

oh those carob chips. theyre not bad, they're just not chocolate.

carob is really quite tasty.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

CountryTime has "Esther of Wood Rosin." I don't know what it is, but it sounds cool.

― andy --, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

and not fake, surely? carobs are natural, non?

― dahlin (dahlin), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

For a minute there, I thought this thread was named after a Kinks Album.

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

xpost I did the same with Nestea iced tea mix as recently as college. Crunchy sweet!

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Wait, Mrs. Butterworth's syrup is fake??

That aside, Tang is indeed greater than Sunny D, which is in turn better than any type of Five Alive. What was the name of that super-sweet OJ that probably didn't have a drop of real OJ in it? That was hot.

Also, Sunny D commercials = classic. "yo i'm thirsty, what do you have here? oj, soda, purple stuff, HEY SUNNY D! your mom's the coolest!" $$$

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007D8DW2.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

MMMMMMmmmmm.... fancy coffee.

― andy --, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

The last time I drank Sunny Delight, it kind of felt like drinking laundry detergent or bleach or something.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

xpost sleep

Almost as classic as the Sunny D commercial, IMO, is the Stove Top Stufing commercial where the two friends conspire to trick their mothers so they can eat two meals with Stove Top in one night. "CHICKEN AND STOVE TOP!?! ALL RIGHT!!!"

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

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