Apostle Paul c/d

Yeah, so he wrote this – “All right, that’s the end of the letter…” (mimes folding the letter, putting it into an envelope and licking it close) “The Corinthians… Corinth.” (mimes sending the letter out like a paper plane)

They must’ve been real fucked off over in Corinth, don’t you think? The postman going,

“Come on, one of you Corinthians, gotta take this letter.”

“Oh, fuck off! That’s from old mourner St. Paul, isn’t it? No… I don’t want it, I don’t want it!”

“You gotta take it. Come on, I gotta have a signature for it.”

“Oh, fuck off! It says “the CorinthianS,” plural. Ask someone else. Oh, give it here. What does it say…? ‘Don’t do this, don’t do that… Never put a sock in a toaster? Jam on a magnet…’ Ooh, he’s lost his brain, ain’t he? Whose idea was it to be a pen-pal with St. Paul anyway? That fucking backfired, didn’t it? He’s supposed to stop doing it at about 15, he’s been doing it for years… Come on, Corinthians, come on, general meeting. We’re gonna write a letter back to him, stop all this rubbish.”

“The Corinthians’ Letter Back to St. Paul - Chapter 1- Verses 1 to a million. More letters to follow. Tuesday 28th of something. Dear Paul (Saint, apparently), FUCK OFF! Just fu- who are you? Why do you keep sending these letters? You arrogant bastard, you send a letter to an entire city! What do you want us to do, put these up in a board or something? Just fuck off! You’re coming on like Alistair Cooke, for fuck’s sake! ‘Never put a sock in a toaster,’ what’s all that about? You daft git!

"Love and kisses, the Corinthians. Kiss, kiss – Steve the Corinthian, Fred the Corinthian, George the Corinthian…” (mimes folding letter and sealing it in an envelope)

“There we go – St. Paul… Outside Corinth”

Please note this is from the Christian point of view, so I don't need any replies saying "the same could apply to Judaism, and to Jesus". I already know that, but happen not to believe it.

and that's really as his little cult should've stayed. BUT NOOOOOOOOO, paul had turn Christianity into a universal evangelical movement. yuck.

thats what i implied!

Jesus was really only concerned about preaching to fellow Jews and reforming Judaism (like a bunch of other people at at the same time Jesus wasn't very original! Just a garden-variety desert mystic who happened to be lucky with the people he inspired.)

and that's really as his little cult should've stayed. BUT NOOOOOOOOO, paul had turn Christianity into a universal evangelical movement. yuck.

-- latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (posercore24...), July 9th, 2005.

Harry Dean Stanton

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Seems to me I recall a big fuss a few decades back, where if you listened carefully enough to certain Beatles songs, it was revealed that Paul is dead.

Having read Eisenman's James the Brother of Jesus: The Key to Unlocking the Secrets of early Christianity and the Dead Sea Scrolls, I really dislike Paul. Not so sure Paul was identified as the "Spouter of Lies" from Habakkuk Pesher, but its clear that Paul knew practically nothing of the historical Jesus, and was the archetypal self-hating Jew (if Herodians can be called Jews). This page summarizes some of the 1000 pages of argument from Eisenman.