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Evoked on a recent thread, she started the breakup after some. Stupid question but what IS it? Have you had it? Describe, please! I don't think I've ever had any, but perhaps I'm wrong. I'm not sure (not cumming aside) what it could be made up of.

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

What's wrong with cumming aside?

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

I've had good sex while not coming several times.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Only examples of the sex itself being bad that I can think of is when you just keep humping, until you realize nothing's coming out of it. Most often this happens when you're drunk. It can still be nice because of the intimacy though.

But what I'd call real "bad sex" is when, even if the sex was good, afterwards you realize you shouldn't have had sex with this person, in this situation.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm surprised this topic doesn't have 100 answers. Everyone must be asleep! Bad sex can be any combination of:

*Too fast
*Too rough
*General ineptitude
*Laziness
*Faulty equipment

When my mind is wandering to how I'd rather have sat at home and watched tv, it's fucking bad.

― Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, should have had the caption: "While not coming several times." (xp)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

andrew, that totally sucks that she chose to address the issue in the context of a breakup rather than having the small bit of patience it takes to communicate and improve sex while in the act. A lot of bad sex is bad communication. It's great when your partner magically knows just how to push your buttons but it really doesn't happen all that often on the first try. I know the times I've had mediocre sex it's been because I didn't care enough about my own satisfaction (which is fine, sometimes good sex just isn't high on your list of priorities) or I didn't care about maintaining/improving a connection with my partner enough to expend the effort.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Er, what I was supposed to write was:

"I've had good sex, while not coming, several times."

What a difference a hyphen makes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

"Shit your leg off"
"Introduce me to Gladstone"
"Cack on my Gladys"

and so on.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

1 word: teeth

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

This is bad sex.

― bra (you better believe it), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

And it's fuckin' funny!

― bra (you better believe it), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

candicissima OTM. figures that it would take a girl to point this out.

― president carter loves repetition (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

gah! v. nsfw

http://picapic.net/media/8GVX45R84Q8GV4

― sunny successor (i dont get dirty with the bodies once i kill 'em) (katharine), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

lack of emotion, the feeling that neither parties are particularly enjoying it.

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh there we go. Teeny I was meaning someone else's girl broke up w/them after "BAD SEX", I hope hope hope it never happens to me. Anyway turns out I HAVE had bad sex, only cos I was drunk tho. Easily mended. It feels like there's more to the idea of bad sex than can be easily described w/in its parameters tho

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

OH AND BTW OBV "NOT CUMMING" IS THE SIMPLEST WAY OF DEFINING ETC.

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 10 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

teeny otm, you need to communicate, on the other hand it's also important to know when to shut up.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

and yeah saying "not coming = bad sex" would suggest that someone's sex is a little too goal-oriented and not process-oriented enough. which sounds gross but whatever.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

example of really bad sex:

guy starts going at it.
me: don't you think you should be inside me before you start that?
him: was i not?
me (to self): now i know why you're divorced.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

a spring bursting out of a (very unpleasant) mattress and jabbing with some force into my right buttock turned an already disappointing shag into something truly disastrous.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

"Not coming" is almost always bad sex. But you can come and still have it be bad sex.

― no tech! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

If its not good, its probably bad.. or at least thats the way I see it.

more badness:
partners deciding to leave certain articles of clothing on
just fucking laying there and not really participating in the process

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

just fucking laying there and not really participating in the process

oh boy. that is the worst.

― Richard K (Richard K), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

http://media1.chilloutzone.de/busted/busted09.jpg
That 'Multi Non-Orgasmic Man' cover has Tom Cruise on it, don't it?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

all things considered, no matter how bad someone is in the sack, I'm pretty sure most guys would rather be told they sucked by a chick than to be told nothing at all by a gym towel or a sock

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

Don’t be ridic: Onan is king.

― Jeb, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bun.kyoto-u.ac.jp/phisci/Images/aristotle.jpg

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

First response hall of fame tbf

― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

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