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All the girls I fancy at school I have no chance with, what should I do?

― Aidan Ducker, Monday, 11 July 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

you're asking us?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tnclearinghouse.com/images/Roofie1.gif

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Buy all of the Ally McBeal dvds.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

haha

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Mesmerism is your answer.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

fancy uglier girls

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3948_miaamberdavis_thumb.jpg

― TOMBOT, Monday, 11 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Learn some magic tricks. Girls LOVE magic.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I like girls. Classic.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

overrated.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Quit being a pussy, girls already have those.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Move to somewhere where you will have a chance, like New York. They're probably all provincial anyhow! Listening to Jack Johnson and Modest Mouse, watching Desperate Housewives and The OC without any apparent irony, acquiring the new Chuck Taylors made in sweatshops instead of by the ol' fogeys in North Carolina, you'd never have a chance with me, you malfunctioning double-X-chromesomed whipper-snappers! You claimed you wanted me and desired me and were attracted to me and then you'd opt for some young buck with a crewcut and love handles named Conrad or something whose listening habits only consist of Mudvayne on repeat! Oh, deception! O treachery! Why, God, why?!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, be a dick instead!

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

like guys instead

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Various threads recently suggest that switching sides of the Atlantic is the solution.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 11 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, move to america, you'll get waterfulls of pussy

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

The boy may already be in America, I can't tell.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Jay-Z seems to have some expertise in the subject.

― Lukas (lukas), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, if we ever meet at a FAP, I'll buy your drinks all night if you'll say the words "waterfalls of pussy" to me about every 20 minutes or so.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

All the girls I fancy at school

That's your problem. You have to fancy them everywhere, not just at school, because they tend to find out if you don't. (they feel that kind of thing like miles away since they have this mysterious third sense they call email intuition)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, if we ever meet at a FAP, I'll buy your drinks all night if you'll say the words "waterfalls of pussy" to me about every 20 minutes or so.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), July 11th, 2005. (Rock Hardy) (later)

Sounds like a deal to me! I usually say it with a lisp, too

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

::shoes and ears ignite spontaneously::

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

I thought we established what to do in a situation like this ages ago...

Knife a hobo.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Shit, now for some reason I'm imagining Mandee saying "waterfalls of pussy" with a French accent, flavoured with a bit of the Spanish r.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

*begin dream sequence*

You have a chance with at least a small percentage of them.

You just have to flirt.

Also, update your wardrobe.

*end dream sequence*

― The Ghost of Dating Future, Monday, 11 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

my sister and I are addicted to watching the dating profiles on comcast, and this one disgusting girl says in her video profile "I could never date a guy who doesn't like pickles" and then like, smacks her lips together. It's really gross.

moral of story: girls like pickles - like pickles and they will like you

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god the dating profiles on comcast. Holy shit those things are entertaining for short periods of time.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 11 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

girls like pickles - like pickles and they will like you

Yeah, but what about girls?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but what about girls?

they like pickles. duh.

― Pik-L, Monday, 11 July 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh great, the best snappy comeback I've ever made in here, and not even pickles get it...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

why did I not think to offer Mandee drinks to say "Waterfalls of Pussy" the one time I met her?

because I am a FULE!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 11 July 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

girls like pickles - like pickles and they will like you

i'm doomed, i hate pickles

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 10:50 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

sb girls imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

from life

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

i hesitate to ask why :-)

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

fairer sex headache

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

Mandee's first post on this thread is actually really, really good advice!

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

Of course do the uglier girl lower their standards?

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

Some girls are queens. Do they ever come down off their high cloud? Can a king have a queen or must the queen have the king?

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Friday, 23 October 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

Is equality ever an option in a relationship?

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Friday, 23 October 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

hmmm.. maybe if you have two pawns

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Friday, 23 October 2009 23:57 (sixteen years ago)

Of course do the uglier girl lower their standards?

Girls seem to be more realistic in this regard. Their training is more rigorous than boys'.

But, it is my observation that looks, while often important, are not deterministic in relationship-forming. Attraction comes in many, many flavors. It's a good idea to keep plugging nickels into the slot and pulling the handle.

― Aimless, Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

sb girls btw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

sbing the girls just means the seas become overfished or something?

― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

SB GIRLS ARGH

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:15 (sixteen years ago)

sb relationships, imo

― adamj, Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

48 more to go

― had died in a balloon accident several years in a ballooning accident (dyao), Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:26 (sixteen years ago)

Girls seem to be more realistic in this regard.

Something went wrong though: I still pine for Eric (True Blood). *weeps red tears*

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 24 October 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)

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