Helen Forsdale

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is more clever then i am

― anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

more i worship helen answers

― anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's a bit mysterious!

― james, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's not to keen on the euro-cents. Where are you from exactly helen?

― stevo, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Belgium, isn't she?

― N., Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Regular poster, different name. There's no mystery at all.

― Richard Hell, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Her surname rhymes with "lies"....

― Richard Hell, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wah? Come on, Anthony, I am not clever at all. Average at most.
I am Nathalie Claeys. And I change addresses frequently so you guys (and girls naturally) don't know I am a compulsive poster. Oops there I said.
Oh yeah, I am belgian - not Belgium.My ass is big but not as big as the country I live in. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lately my Englese has been slip sliding into mediocrity.

― helenfordsdale, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Too many frites met eh nathalie/helen/whoever?

― stevo, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whaddaya mean "lately"?!!

― Richard Hell, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hahahahah Stevo, no, I was never a big frites lover. Weird huh? I
Where you from by the way? I know you live in the Netherlands. But where exactly? I'll be in Rotterdam early next year.

― helenfordsdale, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That ought to guarantee a substantial migration then.

― Richard Hell, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey, I didn't realise. This means that if I had put forward any nominations in the "who should post more" category I'd have nominated you twice (and also looked v stupid). But I didn't because I had about ten nominations and it was getting silly and I was unable to prioritise.

I have also only just realised who Edna is and am still confused by the whole andy/racer/sean thing. Moral of the story: I am easily confused and never know what's going on. Oh, you all knew that. Well, I'm glad you're still posting, anyway.

― Rebecca, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Be quiet, "Richard Hell".

― DG, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

One good pseudonym deserves another.

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"more i worship helen answers"

Thou shalt not worship false idols.

― God, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who IS Edna, then? I like her posts.

― Dr. C, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm livid about this!

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think Edna wears trousers... am i correct?

― katie, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do wish that horrible person would stop impersonating me. My album "Richard Hell and the Voidoids" was chosen by the New York Times as one of the ten best albums of the decade, I'll have you know. Granted the decade was the 1970s, but that's beside the point. And now I discover this impostor is posting all sorts of subversive material IN MY NAME. Grrr!

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes, well I'd guessed that Edna wears trousers, but WHO IS HE?

― Dr. C, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Helen' I'm in Leiden. IIRC you're in Antwerpen?

― stevo, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom Verlaine was my best mate when I was at school, I'll have you know.

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Horrible person indeed!

I am looking to save your very souls, what more noble purpose could there possibly be? For is it not written that it's sinful to worship that which is base and vile?

If you insist on persisting with such heresy, to Hell with you.

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Richard Hell vs. Richard Hell: FITE!

― katie, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FITE indeed! I was main catalyst behind the birth of New York punk and its sensibilities, whereas this impostor appears to be some deranged evangelist.

― Richard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dr C, the clue is in Katie's answer.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RickyT is wise. have you constructed the new spangly computerdesk and are now merrily posting from it in our front room RickyT?

― katie, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Really Richard, I expected better from you.

I offer you a path to salvation and you lambast me with cheap insults.

I'm Your Man. Liars Beware!

― RIchard Hell, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Helen' I'm in Leiden. IIRC you're in Antwerpen?
Nah, Bruges. Tonight I'll be in Antwerp though. Leiden ey? That's where my friend lives. I'll let you know when I am in the Netherlands and we can meet up?

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The computer desk has not been constructed, because we need to consult on where to put it and hence whether it should be left or right handed. I have constructed the cd shelves though.

― RickyT, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i am thinking it should be right handed as we are all right handed! WE SHALL DISCUSS THIS LATER! CD shelves = bonus.

― katie, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I were you Stevo then I'd avoid Bruges like the proverbial plague - Mars wrote that song about ME and that Flemish harridan appropriated it for her own insidious purposes. She should go back to her therapist *tout suite*.

― Helen Fordsdale, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now I'm completely confused, who is the real 'Helen Forsdale'. However I'm more than happy to buy a fellow IL*er a drink in 'De Bonte Koe' sometime.

― stevo, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I find this all very confusing......

― Norman Phay, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I figured out who Edna is finally (good clue Katie) - it's none other than The Pinefox's guru - Stevie T. Took me a while didn't it?

― Dr. C, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, ST one of the most likely users of Joe Orton reference (JO wrote letters to newspapers inna Disgusted Of Tunbridge Wells style using this pseudonym). Good - it's nice to have him back.

― suzy, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like "disgusted of Tunbridge Wells" type pseudomyms!

― Mrs. Trellis, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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