warning: corn artists

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http://www.artfromthesource.com/uploadedpics/%7B97B62C73-07D3-4279-BB26-6EF062DA8EBD%7D_corn%20field_sm.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

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― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jocastilloart.com/Resources/Gallery/jccrnrds.JPEG

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mountaintrails.com/Images/Beck-CornBound.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tom-haas.com/BlueCornMesaWEBSM36x48.JPG

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

There was a stall at the Windmill Festival about how to make Corn Dollies!!!

http://stroh-in-form.ch/de/strohtechniken/images/corn_dollies.jpg

― MIS Information (kate), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

I really like a nice watercolour or acrylic painting of some cobs of corn. Can someone paint me this please? I won't give you anything in return, except praise. I would like it if the cobs were not attached to the rest of the plant, and I'd like a fairly plain background. kthnkxbye.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.footinsoles.co.uk/corns.jpg

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

i'll try lixi. i bought a watercolour set back in may and i'd only used it once.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.winking-cavy.co.uk/acatalog/DCP03729.jpg

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Or, better yet

http://www.gardeners.com/Content/ProdImages/33-628.jpg

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Why is the guinea pig fucking corn?!

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Plus, thanks Ken. Anyone else who wants to paint for me, feel free. Though I can't really see what's in it for you, but I'd like it.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.arthit.ru/0014_kukuruza.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

xpost, someone told him to "chuck it" and he had water-on-the-ear and loose morals.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

i mean shuck it

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wynnstewart.com/HeeHaw.jpg

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.komarovart.com/images/big/455.jpg

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

http://images.meredith.com/bhg/images/09/m_12758368.jpg

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.ricolopez.com/images/corn%20a21.jpg

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

d'oh!

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD IS SO CORNY U R ALL GAY!!!

― JOHNNY COCKCORN, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

SHUCK YOU, MAN!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Delicious!
http://www.specimenproducts.com/instru/gifs/corn_tele.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

To be played with the teeth, no doubt.

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Not only is posting someone else's work illegal, it's fucking rude. Now if you dumb shits would please remove the second painting from the top, I'd appreciate it. It is also linked to my site, which is stealing bandwidth. You want to make jokes, just ask next time.

― Kimberly Dow, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Isn't the point of being an artist that people see your work? You can't BUY this kind of exposure!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

yeah, and now i'm a bit scared to say i think it's a cool picture

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Kimberly Dow, why don't you configure your web server to block external referers if you care so much?

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

aw, this thread is so empty now, without that picture of corns.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:17 (twenty years ago)

I can't remember the picture that was removed. Can someone describe it for me please? Quick smart people.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:18 (twenty years ago)

I love how she thought we were making jokes ABOUT her painting... what the? I suppose anyone who didnt "get" ILX might make that mistake though. Mz Dow - we werent taking the piss out of your work, this was just a thread wif pics of corn and stuff, thats all. You got free publicity if anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:20 (twenty years ago)

I guess the thread title does say 'warning'. Warning! There are people who paint corn! The perverts!

Actually, are there any paintings where the corn has been made to look a bit like a cock? I don't know why anyone would do that.

― Raston Warrior Robot (alix), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i like chew up some corn and then spread the resulting paste between two cobs of corn and then eat it.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

Kimberly, I suggest you have a word with Google too:

http://images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hs=htK&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=Kimberly+Dow&btnG=Search

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.christysuleyman.com/noahart/2001/art2001_corn.jpg

http://www.chin-evans.com/driveacrosscountry/corn_palace3.JPG

I suppose the corn palace is overdone?

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

google are such dumb shits sometimes.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:32 (twenty years ago)

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