i no longer have a beard

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― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

this is a sad day for facial hair champions everywhere

― Marco Salvetti - world moustache champion (moustache), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah, fuck you and your smooth skin

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

i've gotten to a point where the wife doesn't want me to shave anymore. thinks i look better w/a beard. i love it.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

Smooth skin! Yay!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

before and after pix obv

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

I've shaved my face smooth twice in the last 23 years, hated it both times. The beard is where it's at.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

Shaving off a full beard can mean some weird tan lines.

― Paul outta Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

pics pls

(I've also shaved off my winter beard, it was the right decision)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

i totally heart beards.

― shh! (wide-eyed), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/kalle-bzweb.jpg

post #10 belongs to Herbert Dobner German beard champion

― Marco Salvetti - world moustache champion (moustache), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

it's like the most gigantic smile ever. cheshire even

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

It would be awesome if it drooped when he wasn't smiling.

― Paul outta Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I demand pictures!

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

So does Kim.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

Anthony: PIC-TURES! PIC-TURES! PIC-TURES! PIC-TURES!

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

i have a beard now.

discus

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Antony and the Johnsons - I Have a Beard Now

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i, too, no longer have a beard.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I just shaved my "beard" off.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I too, have become a beardo. I haven't done any kind of shaping or grooming, I'm just going to let it grow until I can't take it any more or get arrested for looking like a vagrant.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

brother in beard-ness!

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

i have "stubble" at the moment, but that's mostly from not wanting to buy razors

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

I've been thinking about growing a winter beard, but I've been...hesitating. Maybe I don't want it enough.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

I started growing a winter beard for the third consecutive winter. But it was itching over the holidays... And I start to think about the psychological shock of spring time beard shaving.. So I went ahead and shaved it off.

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

just get a little bit lazier and let it grow out.

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

mine never gets as wildy and wooly as i'd like it

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Mine always grows in like an Obi Wan Kenobi beard.

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

women with beards: c/d. *rofl*

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I've had a beard for about to month. It's hard to trim, but it makes me look mean.

― [use of street parade as pivotal set piece] (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Pics, pls.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cubicleofdoom.com/gghs/beard-woman2.jpg

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bsgrafix.com/images/ouch.jpg

― [use of street parade as pivotal set piece] (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I will be reviving this thread come springtime.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

fecund

― [use of street parade as pivotal set piece] (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

i wonder what we were supposed to discuss exactly

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 30 December 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

gear's beard.

Is your head still buzzed, gear? Do you look like http://www.morning365.com/fbook/fbook_author/img_author/au_shell01.gif ?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i had a really wild garth hudson beard (+longish hair) for abt 6 months this year but - being a true coward - i got it v. neatly trimmed just before going home to the olds for xmas. pretty much EVERYBODY has told me i look much better w/ the facefuzz short, but i do so want solidarity w/ paul flaherty, what's a weird beard to do

michael daddino has the best ilx beard

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 30 December 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I have also joined the ranks of the winter-bearded.

I live in Minnesota for fucks sake. I deserve it.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 31 December 2005 01:12 (twenty years ago)

my hair is also growing out!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 31 December 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

I had an interview Wednesday that (I believe) demanded smooveness. Grr.

― Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 31 December 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

I would have one, except at a certain point you hafta tend it. Fuck that!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 December 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

i shaved my beard about a week ago.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 December 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

Are you going to play centerfield for the Yankees, Hunter?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 31 December 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

That damn Steinbrenner with his rulez! Paris is worth a mass and all that.

― Hunter (Hunter), Sunday, 1 January 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

I still have my beard.

http://www.epicharmus.com/beardiest1.jpg
http://www.epicharmus.com/beardiest2.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 1 January 2006 02:46 (twenty years ago)

beard dandruff: what to do, what to do?

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 1 January 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

If the beard's new or kinda short, it might go away once the hair's longer. And you might want to try a dandruff shampoo.

If something over-the-counter doesn't work, consult with a dermatologist. You might get a prescription for a medicated shampoo like Loprox, or something mousse-like such as Luxiq or Olux.

Of course, these guys could probably be much more useful on this or any other beard-related subject than I could ever be.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 1 January 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

beard dandruff: what to do, what to do?
-- jaxon (jaso...), December 31st, 2005.

Embrace it. Make it your own. Think of it as yet another gift from your beard to you.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 1 January 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

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