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'Cooter' Urges Fans to Skip 'Dukes' Movie
Wednesday July 13 6:08 PM ET
If television's "Crazy Cooter" has his way, fans of the "Dukes of Hazzard" may be speeding away from a new movie version of the cornpone classic faster than the Duke boys running from Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.

Ben Jones, a former Georgia congressman who played the wisecracking mechanic on the popular series from 1979-85, said profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family friendly show.

"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who now lives in the mountains of Washington, Va. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking "I Love Lucy" and making her a crackhead or something."

Jones said he read a script of the movie, which is scheduled to be released next month, and that it contained profanity, "constant sexual innuendo and some very clear sexual situations."

On Wednesday, Jones wrote an open letter to fans on his web site, cootersplace.com, urging them to stay away.

"From all I have seen and heard, the "Dukes" movie is a sleazy insult to all of us who have cared about the "Dukes of Hazzard" for so long ... ," Jones wrote. "Unless they clean it up before the August 5th release date I would strongly recommend that true blue Dukes fans hold their noses and pass this one up."

A spokeswoman at Warner Brothers pictures, which is releasing the movie, did not immediately return phone calls seeking comment on Wednesday.

"The Dukes of Hazzard" was a surprise hit for CBS, combining with "Dallas" to earn some of the highest Friday-night ratings in television history.

The show pitted "good-ol' boys" Bo and Luke Duke and their moonshine-running Uncle Jesse against the crooked politician Boss Hogg and his bumbling henchman, Sheriff Coltrane, in fictional Hazzard County.

Reruns of the show began airing on the CMT network this year, earning some of the best ratings ever on the country music cable channel.

In the movie, Johnny Knoxville, who made his name on MTV's controversial stuntfest "Jackass," and Seann William Scott, who starred in the raunchy "American Pie" movies, play the main characters.

Pop star turned reality TV icon Jessica Simpson plays Daisy Duke.

Jones was elected to Congress in 1988 as a Democrat. He lost his bid for a third term in 1992 after his district was redrawn, then lost two other bids for House seats, one in Georgia and another in Virginia.

He owns Cooter's Place, a "Dukes" memorabilia shop in Gatlinburg, Tenn. and plans to open another in Nashville. He also is an organizer of "Dukesfest," an annual outdoor concert and convention celebrating the show in Bristol, Tenn.

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On the Net:

Cooter's Place, http://www.cootersplace.com

"Dukes of Hazzard," movie, http://dukesofhazzard.warnerbros.com/

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

The Dukes of Hazzard's reputation is being soiled!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

is like taking "I Love Lucy" and making her a crackhead or something."

Excellent idea.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

LOOOOOOOCY!!!! NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU CRACK FOR A BLOWJOB.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

heh heh, "cooter"

hukl, Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

I have seen this coked-out version of "Lucy" ... IN REAL LIFE

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

LUCY, WHO STABBED ETHEL, STUFFED HER CORPSE WITH CHOCOLATES, AND LEFT IT IN THE OVEN? YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

so that's why fred always wore his pants so high

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

If this movie isn't gay, I'll be very disappointed.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

it looks gay, but not in the good way.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

gay in that "no-serious-shit-ever-only-kitchy-VH1-crap" way.

Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

right, not gay in the GAY GAY BUTTFUCKING GAY way which is much better.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Simpson as hag sidekick with Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott as boneriders 4eva = total classic

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

i imagine in my small erotic memory, that these two will make love until christ returns

anthony, Friday, 15 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Hah, I can imagine some magical Drew Daniel sunglasses you can put on to see the way things SHOULD BE.

mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

It's written and directed by the guys from Super Troopers, which gives me hope that it will be awesome. (ahem) fuck a cooter.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
I saw half of this tonight. That may be the first time I've ever walked out of a movie, actually. But not cuz it sucked (which it did) but cuz I went with Rufus who will be 3 in December and he started to fall asleep in my arms. It was his FIRST MOVIE EVER and he wasn't scared by the movie theater. Mostly interested in the Raisinets.

We've been watching the old Dukes on CMT most week nights because Rufus has a maniacal obsession with cars and particularly the General Lee. We caught a snippet of it one night and then he asked about it incessantly and now we watch it all the time.

The season started with two faux cuzzins - Bo and Luke stand-ins. Then the real guys came back, supposedly from racing cars. S'pose they were on strike and negotiated a better deal to come back to the show?

I used to watch DoH as a kid and never cared for it much, but I've grown to appreciate its slapstick now. I agree wholeheartedly with Cooter, judging from the half of the movie I saw, that the movie in no way comes close to doing justice to the TV show.

There was no slapstick in the movie, just dumb lines, fist fights and explosions. (Rufus, when he sees fist fights, asks "What are they trying to do to each other?" I tell him it's a silly dance.) Roscoe P. Coltrane, instead of being a lovable goof, is mean and scary in the movie. The Duke boys seem to be unpopular in town. The General Lee is immediately disrespected with graffiti and a dead raccoon and an axe through the windshield. Daisy Duke has no charm. Dude where's my car dude still seems like the dude where's my car dude.

I think this movie was just meant to poke fun at the south and hicks whereas the TV show loved the south and hicks.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

"the TV show loved the south and hicks."

you're kidding, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

The thing about this movie is that I like to imagine going back in time to talk to mid to late seventies Burt Reynolds and say, "Yeah, you're the number one box office attraction in America and have been for a few years now but in thirty years you're going to be scrapping to play a role on an adaptation of a TV show that's currently on the air." Then I would steal his cocaine.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

hstencil, Maria doesn't sound like she's kidding. Why would you think that? For the record, I was fascinated with the show when I was little, and I had plenty of East Tennessee redneck friends who absolutely loved it. There wasn't any irony going on, either.

Just think about the original Bo and Luke. They were sincere, good-hearted guys. They were also pretty country. They certainly would not be wearing LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRTS for the love of Merle Haggard. The rockiest they would ever, ever get might be, like Molly Hatchet. But even that's a stretch. It would be more like George Strait type stuff in the General Lee, probably, Dolly Parton. Possibly some real wild bluegrass stuff if they were feelin superfreaky.

Where's the non-love for hicks, hstencil? I don't doubt that it's there, or that you see it. I'd just like you to spell it out.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

um tracer do you think your perspective might have been different had you been a little older at the time? and had moved from the south to elsewhere? i mean, sure, i loved it at the time too, but in retrospect it's embarassing. and having to listen to certain northeasterners talk about how backwards the south is (well yeah, it is, but...) when they only know it from a tv show filmed in southern fucking california, well, it got way old.

but then again i never thought jeff foxworthy was all that funny, either.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

i mean that's the hilarious thing about mr. jones's complaint: as if the original show wasn't meant to be making fun of his constituents! but i guess you don't bite the (corporate) hand that feeds.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

i don't buy a bo and luke team that looks like they shopped at melrose ave vintage stores.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

Hey sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off aitch. But just because it's filmed somewhere else doesn't mean anything, to me. I thought the show was a real good-hearted show. It just doesn't seem like this movie is. And, to quote mark s, I haven't seen the movie so that means I am completely unbiased.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

useless. remake. no new ideas. move on.

scout (scout), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

besides, where else could they find a movie role for jessica fuckign simpson? and from the looks of it she couldn't act her way through this one, either!!

scout (scout), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't kidding.

Isn't/wasn't this show wildly popular in the South? It's airing now on Country Music Television.

I used the word "hicks" because they are treated as such by the movie. You're supposed to yuck yuck in the movie because they like to shoot things in their back yard. I grew up in rural Montana, so I've had my share of getting irked by Northeasterners making fun of hicks, too.

In the TV show, nobody really gets hurt, they're a happy loving family, and it's all good fun. You've got to really suspend disbelief that nobody ever gets killed, but so it is. The "good" side of hickdom is presented in the show -- knowing your neighbors, having people to count on, simple pleasures.

The sort of creepy thing about the TV show is that there is always a pair of outsiders hiding up in an abandoned barn, waiting to rob the local bank or steal the General Lee. It seems to advance fear of city slickers. Boss HOgg is never truly threatening, and the law is sort of a joke, whereas the law in the movie is really scary.

Just a whole different vibe. Northeasterners may have liked Dukes of Hazzard the show to be ironic, but the show itself wasn't ironic. I like it for non-ironic reasons (although there is some irony in my son, who is named after a Union General (Rufus Saxton) loving the General Lee so much).

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 11:24 (twenty years ago)

The show wasn't meant to be ironic at the time... The whole country had Southern fever in the 70's. Remember denim cars?

Draw Tipsy, ya hack. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

The thing about this movie is that I like to imagine going back in time to talk to mid to late seventies Burt Reynolds and say, "Yeah, you're the number one box office attraction in America and have been for a few years now but in thirty years you're going to be scrapping to play a role on an adaptation of a TV show that's currently on the air." Then I would steal his cocaine.

well... careers go downhill!! and even so, you might as well "say" to him "yeah, you're the number one box office attraction in america and have been for a few years now but in thirty years you'll have a large role in the number one movie in america this week"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)


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