It's about as realistic as a Lynne Perry's lips. Get a fucking grip you impressionable little pederast. I'VE SEEN REAL WAR. I've got a 16 inch scar on my eyes from schrapnel. Realistic? Vehicles that appear from nowhere, jeeps have no handbrakes and the biggest causes of wartime casualties is people running over their own friends. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE.
I hope to fuck you're young cos you sound it. It's a big bad devil-may-fistfuck world out there, laddio. Don't you fucking dare walk to the shops if BF2 gives you the willies cos about 99% of all existing matter is likely to make you shit yourself sideways.
― YOUR XMAS CARDS ARE PROBABLY ANTHRAX, Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)