Defend the Indefensible -- spectators who yell "IN THE HOLE!!!" during golf tourneys

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I'd probably really hate it if I actually watched golf tourneys.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

The worst. There's always some jag-bag who has to do it when it's completely obvious EVEN ON TV from the flight of the ball off the club that it's not going in. I mean, there are jag-bags who even yell this on tee shots for crying out loud.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

you watch golf

― fuck you, Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

The TV where I work has golf on.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

You do not turn it off.

― moley, Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

No, and I don't beat up my co-workers.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

JAG BAG.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 17 July 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Golf was good that one time, when we beat the Murricans.

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Without these fuckers though, Golf would be completely dull and quiet. Instead, it's dull, mostly quiet and somewhat annoying. Fantasizing about pushing some fat asshole into a lake at least makes golf a game worth bitching about.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm LOVING golf at the moment.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

This year is the first time I've considered selling my clubs.

I hate those "GET IN THE HOLE!!" people. Sunday pin placements need to be in their eye sockets.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 17 July 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't mind it so much ... however, there's always one or two guys who yell it out ONE MILLISECOND after the putter strikes the ball so you know that they were poised and ready and wanted to be the first person to say it and get their voice heard on TV ... THAT is indefensible.

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Saying it when the ball is online and is six feet from the hole, looking like it's going to drop for a big birdie putt = sorta classic, if overdone.

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got ... IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Brune, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

TS: "In the hole!" vs. "Freebird!"

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

Only acceptable if you're actually being sodomized at the time.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

(that goes for "Freebird" too)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lumpworld.com/pix/pic-mickelson-doral.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Freebird!

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 18 July 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

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