Top 15 Drunks Of All Time

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strongo: if anyone here is an alcoholic its me
plum drank: lets have a contest
strongo: well i just made myself a drink
plum drank: im on #2
strongo: damn you
plum drank: ironically dean martin is on the simpsons right now
plum drank: top 15 drunks of all time
plum drank: 15) dean martin
strongo: 14) andy capp
plum drank: 13) the alkaholiks
strongo: 12) jess harvell
plum drank: 11) george w bush
strongo: 10) hemmingway
plum drank: 9) joseph mccarthy
strongo: i have too much of a headache to do this
plum drank: thats a damn good list tho
strongo: 8) jack lemmon in the days of wine and roses
plum drank: my dad
strongo: 6) billy bob thornton
plum drank: 5) snoop circa gin & juice
strongo: 4) fatty arbuckle
plum drank: he only drank coca cola!
plum drank: 3) jenna bush
strongo: 2) ben franklin
plum drank: 1) jack nicholson in the shining

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

http://home.worldonline.de/home/simpsons/images/barney_ruelps.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Modern Drunkard nailed this question.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

scroll down to the bottom to read the previous playoff bouts.

Much respect to my alcoholic friend Harlan for showing me this (especially the Richard Burton stuff)

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

the list wasn't really up for debate.

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

you mean consideration

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

strongo: 14) andy capp
plum drank: 13) the alkaholiks

Haha, OTM.

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

i mean you can suck my cock until i cum blood

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

that's the booze talkin! sorry folx!

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

you should get that checked out

x-post!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

is this my intervention?

― strng hlkngtn, Sunday, 17 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

yup, we're gonna bring out all the ex's to note that nobody else they've sucked cums blood.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 18 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

i dunno if we've got that kind of time

― strng hlkntn, Monday, 18 July 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

Oliver Reed?

Shane McGowan?

Fuck your lists.

― Sasha (sgh), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

jody and i nominate ourselves

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

I nominate myself for a limited time only.

― In the springtime of the year / Kate (papa november), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

last night i was doing fairly well. i was a charming drunk, like joe namath on live tv.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

BUKOWSKI

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 July 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

*burp*

― jody heatherton (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

No doubt about it: George Brown

http://news.bbc.co.uk/furniture/vote2001/in_depth/election_battles/1966george_brown.jpg

... who shtole my bottle?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pbs.org/greatfood/images/keith.jpg

http://www.20six.fr/pub/kinkinette/BB28.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/wallpaper/images/rowley_640.jpg

And er.. Me! Yaish. *hic*.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

Sorry I didnt number any of em, I was too pished.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.britannica.com/nobel/art/ochurch001p1.jpg

... did you shpill my pint, ya bastad

― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 18 July 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bobgruen.com/files/who/files/R.059%20KEITH%20MOON%20MAD%20HATTER%2074.jpg

― I drove a car into a pool, mate! (nickalicious), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

The thread got this far without mentioning W.C. Fields?

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

keith richards
the macc lads

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."

xpost

― o. nate (onate), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Life Magazine's photo gallery of famous drunks and addicts

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 28 January 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

Wow, that picture of Stephen King is more unsettling than all of his works combined.

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 28 January 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

very interesting feature. nice to see paddy well represented!

john barrymore has to go down as one of the great drunks?

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:38 (sixteen years ago)

Those pictures are great. I love the one of Faulkner.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:50 (sixteen years ago)

behan one is my favourite, i think i'll try to hunt down a poster of that and Flann O'Brian

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, the B Behan one is good too.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 13:59 (sixteen years ago)

fuck it though, show me a black and white photo of a genius drunk and i'll put it on some wall in the house i think.

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:00 (sixteen years ago)

Hemingway's advice to Fitzgerald made me laugh. I could look at pictures like those all day.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

man, john barrymore's wiki is a treat. and i've heard a lot of other stuff that isn't even in there.

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:15 (sixteen years ago)

kinda sad that everybody gets a blur band then there's Richard Brautigan with nothing. :(

― The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 4 February 2010 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://givemetherock.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dwigt-howard-slam-dunk-2008.jpg

― yakko warner (cankles), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait~

― yakko warner (cankles), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

lolll

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

^_^

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

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