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this is the thread where we're high and people stand up and app...wait, what was I gonna do again?

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So yeah. Hi.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i am like this when the police finally find me.

― jeffrey (johnson), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

You were gonna have a beer.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Beer! I love beer.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm out of beer.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I ordered a pizza and bread puffs and a salad. T minus 10 minutes.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmm!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I envy you, dear.

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Why are viagra commercials okay, but tampon commercials are taboo?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a dick thing, isn't it?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not high. But I miss being high. Someday I will be high again. And I will listen to "Madvillainy" and "Too Much Sugar For a Dime" and "Bug" because those are some of my favorite records to listen to when I get high. And I will draw. Cause man, drawing when you're high is the BEST!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Lookit my enormous man muscle v. 'mom, do you douche'... I suppose there's really no contest.

But goddammit!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

um, xp

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

why do insurance companies pay for viagra but don't cover birth control pills? this is the world we live in.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

See above^^

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish that pizza guy would bring me some sour starburst.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Or a sour apple goo pop.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

He will bring you a pizza.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

QWhich is not a euphemism. And shouldn't be. Because if you can best describe someone's penis that way, you have bigger problems than a euphemism.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes I know. That bastard!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Pizza is here - I shall retrn.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

My girlfriend and I got delivery from a pizza place tonight but only ordered salads! An unprecedented move in my delivery history. I felt like I was getting away with something.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No one was high though. Well, I guess the delivery dude could have been.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel better now.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Last time I was hi it was the 20th century. : - (

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Come over! I have ice cream!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! I have a spoon!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(Before you say it, I totally know you're not a dude.)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm from California, 'dude' applies to everyone.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Some year I should reconsider my oath never to go to SoCal again. Especially now that there's an Amoeba in L.A.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And ice cream!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't forget the sweet creamy stuff!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm always prepared.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.worldonline.dk/bel/images/albundy.jpeg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

breaking news: on ILM latebloomer has informed us that vaginas get hairdos. Did he have some of your pot?
xpost

i don't "get" the picture, whatever.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hairdos? Like other than a.. mohawk?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - i don't "care"

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

you're harshing my buzz, dude.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You're bringing Orbit down...onto the LANDING STRIP.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I need some ground control. Luna, where are you?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm here, sugar.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, family guy is way funnier high.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 July 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://infinitecoolness.com/movies/16/hbaked04.jpg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

^ this movie is funnier as well, on weed.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://subscribe.theonion.com/images/pizza_prep_big.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

So according to a conversation I had with my sister a little while ago, I think my dad is finally entering the last stages of parkinson's and I'm a little freaked the fuck out. Yes, partially because I'm high.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He will bring you a pizza.

OR A BONER.

I'm trying to get drunk-ish, but I have to drive home from my friend's house.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Like !!!!! ..... !!!!!!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

¡¡¡¡¡

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
I really want a beer but if my mom thinks I had one beer alone she freaks.

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell her George Thorougood said SATAN SATAN SATAN.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hello there

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

god i want beer

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"I really want a beer but if my mom thinks I had one beer alone she freaks.
-- the food has a top snake of 1 (SUCCUM...), August 27th, 2005."

Well then...have several. At this point, mom will understand. Or not.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2005 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...
So yeah, um... hi.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 26 September 2005 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)


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