TOP 100 clearly not at all platonic e-mail sign offs

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Ken, I hate you :)

I always end my emails to my friends with xx. No offence, guys, but I don't want to shag any of you.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:05 (twenty-four years ago)

16 Humpingly,

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:26 (twenty-four years ago)

17. SUCK MY NUTS SUCK MY NUTS SUCK MY NUTS SUCK MY NUTS (no really)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:43 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

1) I want you
2) and your babies
3) marry me
4) love you and not in a friendly way
5) i watched you sleeping last night and brushed your hair
6) xx mrs robinson
7) i think of you when i masterbate.....

your turn

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

8. let's fuck!
9. off for a wank!

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

i have been reliably informed that 'xx' is a markedly less platonic sign-off than 'x' or 'xxx'

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

10. i am coming as i type this

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

11. Slatherously,

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

*really*??

is there any science to it stevie?

― piscesboy, Monday, 18 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

i don't know, i sent the girl who told me this a series of emails signed off 'xx' but she didn't quite bite.

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

That's usually a good thing.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

(snigger). it's a safe bet though thinking about it (which believe me i have). one 'x' is sort of polite, even virtual strangers/ people u met once would put that, while 'xxxxxxxx' or 'xxx' or what have you, is what my sister does and what female friends do if they haven't seen you in ages. but yeah hot damn that 'xx' is the one! it looks cute.

― piscesboy, Monday, 18 July 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

12. I'm typing this with my hard-on.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

[attch: me-naked.jpg]

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

13. fuck you don't ever talk to me again slut

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

(lifted from email to ex-girlfriend)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

did she shag you as a result?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

yes!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

14. See you later (bring your cock!)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

15.


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *g                                               go /     \             \            /    \       oa|       |             \          |      |      at|       `              |         |       :     ts`        |             |        \|       |     se \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    ex  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *g    \_     \        _ -------- ______\|   |    go      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__;  \   |    oa       \      C ___)  ______ (_(____;  |  /    at       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____;  |_/     ts      / /\|   C______)  ()    (___;   |   \    se     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   ex     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | go   |              /    |     |  \            | oa   |             |    /       \  \           | at   |          / /    |         |  \           |ts   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |se  |         / /        |    |       |         |ex  |          |         |    |       |         |x* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

dang
15.


* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `              |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _ -------- ______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__;  \   |    o
a       \      C ___)  ______ (_(____;  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____;  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C______)  ()    (___;   |   \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |         / /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

what's that tiny dot in his arse/ass????

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Monday, 18 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

it is a portal to a difft (poss better) universe

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

ken did you draw that yrself?

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 18 July 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Is the "(no really)" part of the signoff? I'm not 100% clear on this.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

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