so hate being a woman

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was feeling ill, bit stomach achy at work, went to the loo- "what thats not meant to arrive yet" normally as regular as clockwork.....

worst bit is i had nothing on me so i had to explain to my boss and 2 co-workers why i wanted to leave the office and go into town.....

being a woman sucks.

that is all

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

I love being a woman! Being pregnant is so much fun. Sth a man will never experience. :-)

I usually always carry tampons with me. You never know.

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

If my penis started bleeding once a month it would FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

I may have the menses of a women, but I have the HEART AND STOMACH OF A KING!!!

― Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:37 (twenty years ago)

And he's not getting them back!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

nathalie being pregnant totally freaks me out- the whole idea of it wasn't helpful when i saw my sister give birth and when she told me about all the horrors of the stiches and the pelvic floor etc etc

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooo stiches

*down there*

wrong

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)

If my penis started bleeding once a month

i really don't know what i'd do. Maybe suicide?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:46 (twenty years ago)

if you penis ever bled i would see a dr if i were you....nasty...

"nevr trust anything that bleeds for days and never dies"....

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:47 (twenty years ago)

that period stuff is sometimes no big deal and sometimes the most exhausting thing you can think of, in several senses. Now that I'm pregnant, I'm a little surprised at how much I enjoy not getting my period! I've always been a big fan of being a girl though.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

i found out yesterday my bro's wife is preggers!!!!! yay!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:53 (twenty years ago)

NOIZE UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

You want the the no blood thread hstencil, down the hall.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Bad. To be a NOIZE uncle.

― Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

bad meaning good?!?

http://www.hrmusic.com/images/piebsm.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

I love being a girl, although i'd rather not have bluddy periods! (no pun intended)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

NOIZE to be a NOIZE uncle.

Oh wait, you lot didn't have Nathan Barley over there, did you?

― Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

ok it's not like i hate hate being a woman - but if i was redesigning us i would definately change a few things we are after all poorly designed creatures... instead of blood once a month we would smell f*cking awesome and look sexy as- everyone would know....

instead of giving birth we would lay a very small egg- minute- no childbirth pains either- you sneeze and your done....

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

If my penis started bleeding once a month it would FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT.

mine bleeds every morning, just not blood.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

If you prick my prick, do I not bleed?

― Masked Gazza, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

i had awful heavy ones that lasted for months until i got a mirena coil. Now there's virtually nothing although i still get cramps and sore bosoms.

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

i dont get mood swings or get tearfull or weird or too crampy - but they are really heavy, all i get is really hot sleepless and hot... thats it!

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

ahahah a one of your pics didn't work...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

bored at work DL? peoples be seeing that in dere e-mail B4

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Oh shit, forgot about that. Oops, too late to cancel the pregnancy now. ;-) Seriously though, Teeny's right, I am really loving the no menses thing, even though I realize after my delivery I'll have to *pay up*. :-)

― nathalie's body's designed for two (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggh

i'll be praying that you don't have to have stiches or a leaky bladder after

how far through are you?

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

I so hate being alive.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

ladies, use the pill to skip your periods. three or four periods a year = greatest thing ever.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

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