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Just got asked by the boss to do a speadsheet - with all added extra's did it for her and mailed it to her.... her boss just walked up and was like "yeah i just did this spreadsheet for you with blah and blah on it"

she totally just took credit for it

ohhhhh

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

it's only a spreadsheet..

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

fire her

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

take the spreadsheet back, write "TEH BIG BOSS IS A BIG CUNT" on it, whistle nonchalantly.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Here is a lesson: Your boss is a twat.

Next time, be sure to add extras that your boss can't explain. So when her boss says, "What does this mean?" she'll have to call you in to explain that you did it.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

it may only be a spreadsheet but her words to me were can you please make me a sreadsheet with this and that and the other on it cause i cant do them.......... raaaaaaghhhhhhhhhh

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

good idea geyser i'll write in morse code.. dots and f*cking dashes

or swahili...whatever floats my boat at the time or turettes writing

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

nothing worse than someone taking credit for something you've done.

go and push her off her chair.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

The simple thing to do is make sure that your name always shows in the author field. And then make sure that it always displays Written By: Yourname in the bottom margin. If your boss is that incompetent she will never figure out how to change it.

― Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

what a bitch

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

she just left and asked me to shut down her computer.......i'm feeling devious, but i don't wanna get fired......

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

IT'S A TEST!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

URGE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING HIDEOUS UNDER HER USER_NAME RISING>>>>>>>

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

"Dear Big Boss,

I neglected to tell you that the spreadsheet I passed to you earlier was the work of Battling Spacemonkey of sector 7G. I have lately been extremely impressed with her ~~big boobs yet slender frame~~ imagineering outside the envelope, and would like to recommend her for a substantial pay rise.

Love,
Conniving Middle Boss"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/159396/2/Yikes.jpg

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Just change her desktop settings. If you're on a pc, hide the taskbar and delete a shortcut to IE or something. And come in tomorrow morning in time to watch the confusion.
xpost ok that's much better.

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

i keep looking at her screen and then looking over my shoulder at the big boss's glass office, thinking devious thoughts and then sniggering to myself...

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Reverse the setting on her mouse, just the left and right click. Simple but effective.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

beanz has it right.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

delete the shortcut to ILE

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

it's alright she now has naked girlz as her scrnsaver, michael jackson as her background, and new mouse settings.......

:-)

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Reverse the setting on her mouse, just the left and right click. Simple but effective.

also set the keyboard settings to french (azerty). hoo, works every time.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm having more fun than is morally right when it's tuesday at work

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

just unplug her mouse and let the hilarty ensue.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

unplugged her phone, her mouse and keyboard.....

:-)

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

tape down the pick up switch on her telephone with tape..

Then when someone rings her up, she'll pick up the phone and it will keep on ringing.

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Another employee due to be fired due directly to ILE...

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Ha - the code thing was my idea, too. Some things just cannot be impersonated.

― crown victoria (dymaxia), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

FIRE HER

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

it's alright she now has naked girlz as her scrnsaver, michael jackson as her background, and new mouse settings.......

:-)

OMG did you really just do this? THATS FANTASTIC! =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

haha i'm still cracking up thinking about battlingspacemonkey running up and pushing her off her chair

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

confusion erupted oin the office this morning- unfortunately die to my train being cancelled i missed it, i'm still employed though.....mind you it is only 9.44am .......

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

does she know it was you?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

.....i have received an e-mail all employees are to go to teh big bosses office, 1 by 1.....faaaaaack

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

It was a virus, of course. Always blame all IT problems on a virus.

― Rum, Sodomy and the LAN (kate), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

"It wasn't my fault!! ilxors made me do it!"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

"boss, i confess. i tried it."

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 20 July 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Print the thread out and show your big boss. Not only will you be congratulated for your spreadsheet skills, your practical joke will surely make all attending roar with laughter and thus make you even more popular than you thought possible.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

phew it's not about that anyway it's about being on time and clocking in effectively.........

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

my boss keeps giving me sideways glances though- she hasn't changed her scrnsaver or background...hilarious

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

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