I'm Too Pretty To Go To Jail!

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You know, that FLA teacher who slept with a kid. Give me a break.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

"To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hell hole is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions," said Fitzgibbons. "I'm not sure she would survive."

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

On the bright side, she probably wouldn't be too pretty for long.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Which teacher that slept with a kid? (Trying to keep count here.)

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

the florida one

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fathers.ca/Debra_lafave3.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

"At least that one teacher in Seattle was f'ugly! She deserved it! But her beauty has more to offer!"

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

area code, please?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

FWIW, that case with the Seattle teacher was 8 or 9 years ago. She's been out of jail since, and she's now married to the "kid", who's now 21 or 22, and both happy. Interesting story, to say the least.

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

women paedophiles seem less bad.

― Enrique, naked in an unfamiliar future where corporations run the world... (Enri, Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Who are these women who wanna do it with freshmen anyway? I mean, were they not once freshmen themselves? Don't they remember how awful freshmen are at kissing??? WTF?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Which why I guess in the Seattle case, they just went straight to pregnancy. (She was in her late 30s and was pregnant with the 13 year old's child.)

― donut ferry (donut), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

That's why it's sexual abuse. She wasn't just looking for sex, she was looking to exploit someone powerless.

I can't believe she's pleading insanity. Someone get this woman a real lawyer, please.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but Ally, once you hit the big 2-4, and your marriage is on the skids, projectile tongue seems HOT!

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

you're looking pretty hott there huk

― dahlin (dahlin), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

women paedophiles seem less bad because of the simple reason that there is no penetration

― Heave Ho, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

you have a point

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

wait, so if there's no penetration it's not molestation

― strongohulkington, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

with a snappy line like that i should be a lawyer

― strongohulkington, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

i wish that rhyming was all it took to pass the bar exam

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

nipsy russell could have been a supreme court justice

― strongohulkington, Friday, 29 June 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

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