U.S. States where it's (still) legal to get ur animal on.. and their new state slogans

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Alaska
Arizona
Colorado
Connecticut
Florida
Hawaii
Kentucky
Louisiana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
Ohio
South Dakota
Texas
Vermont
Washington (bill is being introduced 2005)
West Virginia
Wyoming

― donut ferry (donut), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

(no obvious jokes about ex-lovers. Please. This is a serious thread.)

― donut ferry (donut), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Alaska - "No, it's just mayonaisse."
Arizona - "Beep, beep!"
Colorado - "You'd be grizzly, too."
Connecticut - "The porthole is a many splendoured thing."
Florida - "Kingdoms Gone Wild"
Hawaii - "Ever wonder why the goose has such a long neck?"
Kentucky - "Turkeys Gone Wild"
Louisiana - "Hey, we're sorta French, le what did vouz espectez?
Nebraska -
Nevada - "What? We can make laws now?"

that's all i got

― HukL, Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

Nebraska - "Come for the corn, come on the horns"
Colorado - "The Air Force Academy is just blowing off some steam"
South Dakota - "More like Mount THRUSTMORE am I right?"

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

Correction: Connecticut - "The blowhole is a many splendoured thing."

― HukL, Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Texas - "Deep in the heart of something if you catch my drift ;)"
Kentucky - "We'd rather be known for fucking our cousins, honestly"
Nevada - "I mean, we let most anything else slide, why would this be any different?"
Hawaii - "When they said there'd be suckling pig at the luau, I wasn't quite sure where they were going with that, but sure enough..."

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

New Hampshire - "Fuck pigs or die!"*

*that is New Hampshire, right? Or is it Vermont?

― HukL, Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Florida - "Oh, what, like you're surprised?"
Alaska - "The eskimos have 43 words for snow but only 12 for rectal tearing"
Wyoming - "The first to give women the right to vote, the last to give up goatfucking"

― More like Tony GAYO am I right? Fellas? (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

awww matt
i like the corn... :)

― dahlin (dahlin), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

Alaska - "The eskimos have 43 words for snow but only 12 for rectal tearing"

this one had me doubled over

― jody heatherton (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

Arizona: "Our animals go into a dry heat."

― jody heatherton (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Colorado: "Putting the 'color' back in 'colorectal'."

― jody heatherton (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 21 July 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

New Jersey: Gee, we don't have enough jokes about us.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

Is this inspired by the blind man here in Tallahassee who recently got charged for a misdemeanor of "disturbing the peace by engaging in sexual misconduct with his guide dog"? The poor yellow Labrador, a 9-year-old male named Lucky, was recently reported as having been given away to a 25-year-old college girl after the man was arrested.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, saw the other thread. Nevermind. But that story's still crazy-go-nuts.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: the crown prince of understatement. (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Kentucky - Horse Fucking Capitol Of The World

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

Vermont - What We Lack In Income, We Make Up For In Ripe Deer Ass

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

What We Lack In Income Tax, that is

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

It was supposed to kinda rhyme.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Wyoming - Where Cow Tipping Means Something Entirely Different

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Ohio: Oh, Like You're Surprised

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

South Dakota: See, that's the difference between us and North Dakota. Now you know.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

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