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Has anyone ever been out with the child of a preacher? How was it?

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I just want to know. Do you think it was significant to your relationship?

eric, Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

dusty!

gem (trisk), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Two. I don't think the preacher thing made a difference.
But to answer your question the sex was pretty good.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm married to one.


What do I win?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And how significant is it?

Not very, I'm Jewish, her father's a Methodist minister. He promised not to convert me ,though.


Which was nice.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Preacher's daughter can never equal formerly devout Catholic girl in the sex department. Oh! The guilt! Oh God I'm going to hell for having so many orgasms! Oh God not again! etc.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

My first kiss was from a girl in one of those Catholic schoolgirl outfits.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww.. that's what I lost my virginity to!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) How much did she cost?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(not the same girl obv)

xpost ha ha!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, twice here. funnily, it seems to be the only kind of guy i call 'boyfriend', so i don't have anything to compare it to, really. it was accidental, too, it's not like i seek these types out.

ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

How much did she cost?

Hard to say. I paid her in lollipops and ponytail holders.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

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Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

but wait...

Dawn was very cool. Shapely long legs, long naturally curly hair, a keen wit, a pretty smile, no real hangups, enjoyed a good party, did a little coke, squeezed me in a ridiculous manner. She also taught Sunday School. AND we did it in her parent's bed - which I'm sure I'll burn in hell for.

But, alas, I was the one who didn't have my shit together in that relationship.

jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a preacher's son and I can tell you, I am way more trouble than it's worth, believe me

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a Rabbi's daughter?

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Friends with two of those. Awesome people.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, friends with one, estranged from the other. I'm totally looking her up tonight and calling her. I love Al1ison so much.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I skip the sons and fuck the preachers in question

anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

anthony sometimes I love you so much

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There are sociological considerations. Like, isn't a preacher inherently sort of upper middle class? And therefore, more likely to have an educated child? Possibly, more likely to have an educated, conflicted child, because the parent's emphasis on ethics might conflict with the child's growing awareness of the 'unfairness' of their class position. Maybe!

eric, Friday, 22 July 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Eric that was true in like 1920 but not so much any more. Smart and ambitious Nebraskans, say, have more choice of professions these days, and being a minister isn't exactly lucrative. Although you do get secret cut-rate denominational digs all over the land!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't a preacher inherently sort of upper middle class?


ahahahahaha! You should MEET my father-in-law.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0721051gold1.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

like Tracer, I'm the son of a preacher -- in my case, the son of a preacher mom -- I'm fabulously adjusted, of course, and no, that shit doesn't necessarily matter. It can, though. But personally, I think my own inevitable hangups might be just as related to the fact that my dad's a school principal, and I went to his school for ten years.

I'm a huge fan of authority.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

So you like to be whipped.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

man, you couldn't even guess my madnesses. And I'm not really cool with plastering them all over a message board, unlike a lot of folks. I'm married and whatnot. Happily.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I, too, am the son of a preacher -- a Cantor, to be exact.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not the son pf a preacher, but I'm the son of a Jehovah's Witness.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 03:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://associate.com/photos/Christian/Tevye.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Amaterist is a fiddler. Preferably on the roof.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/03/03/theater.alfred.molina.ap/story.fiddler.ap.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I thought you didn't want anyone here to see pictures of you.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thejewishweek.com/upload/boboverrebbe.gif

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ALRIGHT WE GAT IT. YOU'RE A JEW. JEW JEW JEWY JEW.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

um... get it.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi, Amateurist. I'm sorry you're moving away. Stay with us, ok?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.packrat-toyz.com/images/Airsoft/TM%20Mini%20Uzi.jpg

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You're going to kill me with an automatic weapon now? That seems extreme.

BTW: I did call Al1ison tonight. Got her number from her parents, which was more than a little awkward. She's married to a cunt lawyer*, and still lives in Houston. The conversation was weird and short.

*cunt = not me

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

what time is it kenan are you fucking drunk man?

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It's almost one o'clock, and no, I'm not drunk. I'm just a dick sometimes.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize to everyone involved in this ugliness. Amst, check your gmail.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 22 July 2005 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"the son of a preacher man, he was the only boy who could ever teach me, the son of a preacher man, who was the only boy who could ever reach me"

love dusty...

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I've sort of been out with two. Didn't seem terribly different from any other middle class girls.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 July 2005 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

when I was a kid, my mom used to hang with the preacher's family. As his son was older than my sis and i, he would watch us while the adults were out or in the other room. He'd tie me to a chair and torture me while my sister watched or was bullied into participating.
Then we played video games!
turns out my mom had a crush on the preacher's wife and decided the preacher was abusive and fucked up, then we went to another church.
Ahhhhhh, life in the suburbs.

The Reverend Joe, Friday, 22 July 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I made out with the son of a congressman once. Probably not the same thing.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

k3nan an uzi is a jewish gun

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is it really?

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Israeli: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

adman didn't they teach you that in hebrew school???

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No, they taught me the hebrew alphabet and they made us draw on a sheet of paper with a pencil and then try to erase it completely to show that only god could do that (?). Except I did manage to erase mine totally and I was convinced for some time that I was some sort of deity.

It was all downhill from there.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the daughter of a preacher man ( C of E Canon) . The sister of a son and daughter of a preacher man. The grand daughter of a Boys Brigade leader.The niece of a preacher man ( C of E Canon) .And the god daughter of a Theology Professor. Does that make me double middle class fucked up sexually voracious/conflicted/orgasmic?

P.S: I am not AT ALL religious, even though I dun Theology @Uni. Yay!

P.P.S. Dusty OTM.

P.P.S.S. All the other vicar's kids I ever knew liked to
p-a-a-a-arty hard when young. But seem fine now, not angsty, not alkie. Just with really dirty senses of humour.

Rachel Mc (Badgerkitten), Friday, 22 July 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the child of a preacher.

Well, I'm the child of a lapsed minister.

But I have been out with myself.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)


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