Would you love me if I looked like Alf?

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Well, would you?

― Gordon Shumway (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

http://alf.disim.com/photos/album/alf/alf.jpg

― Gordon Shumway (x Jeremy), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000263K.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

What have you got to offer?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

a friend of mine looks like alf. he has a girlfriend.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

What does he have to offer?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

good question.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

What does he have to offer?

His nose is ribbed for your pleasure, according to Michael Ian Black.

― Kitten, the body needs it, the body cries out for Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Ma, Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

― Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 23 July 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

http://216.87.86.136/istore/images/fullsize/02281023554.48.GIF

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1123/3943424.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

Well, would you?

-- Gordon Shumway (al...), July 23rd, 2005.

"NO PROBLEM!"

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

my favorite alf episode is the one where he falls in love with the blind girl named jody.

― bela lugosi meets a brooklyn gorilla (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

i think i might remember that one.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

another special episode was the one where Alf wrote a song for Lynn ("You're The One That's Out Of This World" I think it was called. something like that). he even made a music video! I remember being embarrassed by the awfulness of it as a kid.

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

does anyone show reruns of Alf?

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

i love that song! he dresses up like paul shaffer in the video.

― bela lugosi meets a brooklyn gorilla (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

i have the first season on dvd.

― bela lugosi meets a brooklyn gorilla (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

OMG WAV FILE OF "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S OUT OF THIS WORLD":
http://www.tvshows.de/alf/sounds/alf-song.wav

The same site says it has an mpeg of the song, but I can't find it on the site.

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

ALF: You're The One Who's Out Of This World

Take a look at me
and tell me what you see
just another pretty face?

Some clown from out of town
Who came to hang around
And look a little outer place!

You say you wonder what on earth I'm doing here,
I'm only here to tell you girl:
I may be an unknown from the twilight zone,
but the one who's out of this world!

You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby,
You're the one who's out of this world!
I'm spinning in an orbit I've never been in,
'cause you're the one who's out of this world!

[ultra-cool Piano and Guitar Solo :-) ]

You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby,
You're the one who's out of this world!
I'm spinning in an orbit I've never been in,
'cause you're the one who's out of this world!

You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby,
You're the one who's out of this world!
I'm spinning in an orbit I've never been in,
'cause you're the one who's out of this-
you're the one who's out of this-
you're the one who's out of this world!

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

OMFG!!!! OMFG!!!! the TV is on with sound off, and that awful My Chemical Roance video 'helena' is on and that Alf wav is PERFECTLY in sync with it!

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

i remember the christmas TV movie.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Didn't the cast of Gilligan's Island reunite on ALF?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

i thought this thread was going to be about alf stewart

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

rowr

http://www.homeandaway.com.au/images/meetthecast/alf_128.jpg

― gem (trisk), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:17 (twenty years ago)

latebloomer that is awesome.

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

he even made a music video!

That's the one where he uses the cucumber as the microphone, right? It was swiftly incorporated into the opening credits.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 23 July 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

there was an alf saturday morning cartoon! it took place back on his home planet, when his name was gordon shumway (why the hell do i remember that??).

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 23 July 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

i remember that, it was about his life on Melmac!

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 July 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

you remember it because of the first post in the thread?

― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:53 (twenty years ago)

i also love the episode when alf gets electrocuted trying to turn the tub into a jacuzzi and he starts believing he's an insurance salesman.

― juicy juice is 100 percent juice (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

but that was just a clip show i think.

― juicy juice is 100 percent juice (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 23 July 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to disappoint you jaymc, but the cucumber was involved in a different episode, in which he was singing "old time rock n roll". To make up for the disappointment, I'll give you the link to an mpeg of alf + cumcumber. As an added bonus, the very end of it is in german.

http://www.tvshows.de/alf/videos/alfseger.mpg

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.albarosa.co.jp/albarosa/img/ar-04.gif

― yenzi, Saturday, 23 July 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

brilliant, lingbertt! thanks!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 23 July 2005 14:20 (twenty years ago)

"cumcumber"

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 23 July 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

haha

― Lingbertt, Saturday, 23 July 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

why is he having sex with a seal?????

― La Monte (La Monte), Saturday, 23 July 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

"i-love-you-alf"

http://www.tvacres.com/images/vici.jpg

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Saturday, 23 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

http://alf.disim.com/photos/album/alf/alf27.jpg

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Saturday, 23 July 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Willie Tanner smokes crack, makes gay porn

― John Cocktolstoy (John Cocktolstoy), Sunday, 24 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

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― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

weird

it's here as well, scroll down a bit
http://www.geocities.com/alfwasmolested/alf.html

or just google "max wright crack"

― John Cocktolstoy (John Cocktolstoy), Monday, 25 July 2005 00:08 (twenty years ago)

a good friend of mine used to be with a girl who looked (and sound) like alf but (a bit) less fury. she was nice.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Paul Fusco

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Date of birth (location)
29 January 1953
New Haven, Connecticut, USA
Trivia
Along with George Wendt and John Ratzenberger, he is one of only three... (show more)

Sometimes Credited As:
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Filmography as: Producer, Actor, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Special Effects, Director, Himself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Notable TV Guest Appearances

1. "Hollywood Squares" playing "Himself" (voice) 8 March 2004
2. "The Cindy Margolis Show" playing "ALF" (voice) in episode: "Out of This World" (episode # 1.12) 3 November 2000
3. "The Love Boat: The Next Wave" playing "ALF" (voice) in episode: "Trances of a Lifetime" (episode # 2.16) 30 April 1999
4. "Blossom" playing "ALF" (as ALF) in episode: "The Geek" (episode # 1.8) 25 February 1991
5. "Matlock" playing "ALF" (voice) in episode: "The Network" (episode # 2.8) 1 December 1987

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 25 July 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

i was born in new haven too. wow. alf.

― dahlin (dahlin), Monday, 25 July 2005 10:21 (twenty years ago)

a good friend of mine used to be with a girl who looked (and sound) like alf but (a bit) less fury. she was nice.

-- AleXTC (alexandre...), July 25th, 2005.

Alf was full of RAGE

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:58 (twenty years ago)

and also, alf was a guy...
are there better/cooler aliens than alf in movies/TV ? i mean E.T for instance, sucks.
I think alf is the fonz of ETs ! (with a bit of ralph malh and pozzie too).

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 25 July 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

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