due to an increase in lava flow the earth has shrank to a small overlapping dimension no greater than a television set in which an infinite army of flying ostrich men are birthed from the eggs set on top of giant dinner plates
in this post apocolyptic world where giant hands made of fire and invulnerable pterodactyls streak across the landscape you must fend off the advances of these ostrich men by lancing them in the face
― Marco Salvetti - world moustache champion (moustache), Saturday, 23 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)