TS: Jack Daniels vs. Jim Beam

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First of all, it's a myth that they are different liquors. "Sour mash whiskey," as JD claims to be, is sour mash whiskey. "Bourbon," as JB cliams to be, is sour mash whiskey made in Bourbon County, Kentucky. There is no whiskey at all made in Bourbon County, Kentucky anymore. The distinction is meaningless. Except for quality.

So now that we've cleared that up.

Jack Daniels is rotgut. It's nasty. It's poorly made. It gives me a headache before I'm even done drinking. It's a liquor that I simply will not touch.

Jim Beam, on the other hand, is sublimely made. It's the basic bourbon, the classic bourbon (read: sour-mash whiskey). Jim Beam is also responsible for Baker's (not half bad), Basil Hayden's (pretty goddamn good), and Knob Creek (the best whiskey you've ever had in your life, I don't care if you're Irish).

Jack Daniels, OTOH, is responsible for bottling and marketing something called "Lynchburg Lemonade," something only suitable for little girls in pink dresses who want to say they had whiskey once.

You decide.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

the correct answer is woodford reserve.

stirmonster (stirmonster), Sunday, 24 July 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's good stuff. I'd still say Knob Ckeek, though.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Wild Turkey, please.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

Jim Beam is too sweet. I feel too ghetto ordering Jack.

Jamesons.

Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost That's rye whiskey. Also very good, very very hard, but slightly different.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Jamesons.

I love it, but you guys are AVOIDING THE QUESTION.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Thus ensuring that this thread gets no more responses. I'm gonna go get tacos.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

Beam. I think we settled this at Intonation.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

Wild Turkey is correct

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Hi, Jeff!

BTW: The best thing I've ever read about Wild Turkey.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

get your priorities right, guys

http://www.pinkiesonline.com/cuts2004/MakersMark_750.gif

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

You pussy.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

An excerpt from the review i linked:

"Basically, "hardcore" means that if you’re drinkin’, you’re drinkin’ for real and not sippin’ on wine coolers or Zima (*ahem*, annexation) while all your homies are passing out underneath the pinball machine. "Hardcore" is a term to be honored and praised. Drink the Turkey."

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

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milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

I would totally love it if a thread about whiskey turned into a proper drunken brawl. What could be better.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

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milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I know a number of folks who swear by Old Crow and Van Winkle, but I've not been able to track either of them down in this jurisdiction.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Old Crow smells like my asscrack on a hot day.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

JD>JB. especially the purer versions of gentlemans and single barrel.

AaronK (AaronK), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/images/bourbon/22.1.jpg

?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

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pete d, Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

hehehe

?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

the best whiskey that I've had has been 'Rip Van Winkle Family Reserve Rye'

The Best Whisky I've had was 'Mortlach 20 year old limited release cask strength'

Ed (dali), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

Why has nobody said Johnny Walker? Why? Usually Red, black if I can afford it

Danny L, Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Because it's American swill, maybe?

Scotch should be Scotch, no exceptions.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Am I drinking a different recipe to you guys? How could a person judge Beam as sublime (??!!) and rag on Walker? Sure, it's not top shelf, but its still very fine.

And Wild Turkey? Come on y'all, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

Danny L, Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

By "American swill," I mean, "Inferior blend that's popular in the US."

I hear Blue is good, but only from people who don't know shit about Scotch, but feel like it's good if they pay a lot for it. Johnnie Walker is making a mint off of American boobs who think they know Scotch.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

How could a person judge Beam as sublime (??!!) and rag on Walker?

It's a completely different drink.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Also, it has a lot to do with home soil. Beam is made by people that, if I don't know personally, at least understand well -- Kentucky hillbillies. White trash is my roots. And white trash does some good things, too.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

It's always seemed so sickly sweet to me though. It's weird to see somebody so psyched about it. I mean, I'd *probably* pick it over JD, but it'd be a tough call.

Danny L, Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

Bourbon is sweet! Heads up!

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Jim Beam is cheaper and tastes better with coke.
Knob Creek is good plus strong, but not the best there is.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

"I don't know bourbon but I knows what I like"

danny L, Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

xpost What then?

I'd say it's the best bourbon I've ever had. If you know a better one, I'd owe you a favor if you shared.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

Actually there are a few I've had I liked better, but I can only at the moment remember this Van Winkel Special Reserve 10 yr shit. You can get it at Sam's for like 35ish.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

I think I liked Booker's better, too. Very strong. Over 100 proof I think.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Booker's. Also made by Jim Beam. Yah, good stuff.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Actually, that's what I meant earlier when I said Baker's.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

I get the two confused, too. They're both pretty good, but one's better than the other.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

I get the two confused, too.

Especially while drinking bourbon.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

Charcoal filtering adds a nasty taste, I don't like it in Johnny Walker Black or Jack Daniels.

I've drunk a swimming pool of Jim Beam in my life starting when I was a teenager. Makers Mark is better, but it costs a whole much more a bottle.

Nothing is as sweet as Southern Comfort. That stuff is a headache waiting to happen.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Sunday, 24 July 2005 10:58 (twenty years ago)

Last time I drank Southern Comfort -- and I mean the last time I drank it IN MY LIFE, GOD HELP ME -- I woke up with macaroni and cheese in my hair.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 24 July 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

I just wanted to point out that repulsemonkey rocks so very hard.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 24 July 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I think I'd rate Makers Mark over Knob Creek even, so.. it beats pretty much every bourbon. I've heard that Evan Williams (?) might be better than Jack Daniels! I would not be surprised, they keep watering down JD "to the customers' taste."

Wild Turkey is a distinct pleasure that should be enjoyed in the 101 variety, and possibly straight out the bottle.

mike h. (mike h.), Sunday, 24 July 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

I think I'd rate Makers Mark over Knob Creek even, so.. it beats pretty much every bourbon.

in the mid-range category, I hope you mean. There are about twenty considerably better bourbons than Makers. Eagle Rare, Woodford Reserve, Blanton's for starters.

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Sunday, 24 July 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Evan Williams is ass

?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

JACK AND COKE MOTHERFUCKER

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I mean, for fuck's sake, you're drinking poison IN ANY CASE. Why not drink a poison that's honest to you?
Incidentally, Lynchburg Lemonade is known as "Kentucky Roofies" where ah comes from. Let's see you do four or five of them suckers. Bet we'll have you in a frilly dress in no time.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

i like the Lynchburg Tea, just wish the bottle were bigger

?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Sunday, 24 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

so what do we say? i like both but as someone who is only begun to drink whiskey i can't make an educated pick

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

*has

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

am more curious what people would choose drinking it on the rocks, rather than w/ cola or ginger ale or something

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

(even tho i know there's much better bourbon/whiskey out there for that purpose)

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

have always hated Jack Daniels. Absolute shite that is popular because of marketing. Don't know if I've ever had Jim Beam.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

also, what's the best cheap bourbon/tennesee? am going on vacation next week, want to bring something decent to sip on but am low on cash

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

A pox on the them both.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

Beam's better.

This quote, from 4 years ago, is so inaccurate it's a howler: "Knob Creek (the best whiskey you've ever had in your life, I don't care if you're Irish)."

Bill Magill, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

Also, it has a lot to do with home soil. Beam is made by people that, if I don't know personally, at least understand well -- Kentucky hillbillies. White trash is my roots. And white trash does some good things, too.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, July 24, 2005 6:05 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is hilarious.

dowd, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

yea i think kenan was drinking some whiskey when he was posting in this thread

mark cl, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

Let's hope.

I ran out at lunchtime and was able to score a bottle of 15 year old Van Winkle Reserve. Bottle King in Ramsey NJ, I've never seen it in these parts before.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

i work down the street from there

carne asada, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

also, what's the best cheap bourbon/tennesee? am going on vacation next week, want to bring something decent to sip on but am low on cash

― mark cl, Thursday, July 2, 2009 12:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

for cheap sipping, i ususally prefer a rye, like old overholt or something.

mizzell, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

My votes for best cheap:

For bourbon, Beam Black Label.

For TN, Jack or George Dickel.

If you go ANY cheaper than these, you will regret it in the morning. I promise.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

"am more curious what people would choose drinking it on the rocks"

scotch. i don't actually drink a lot of whiskey, but if i do it's gonna be glennfiddimorangeyphroaig or something like that. why bother with bourbon at all unless you are touring with Ratt or trying to save pennies. maybe i'm a bad american.

scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

i used to drink rebel yell when i was a kid. cuz i was really cool.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/182115168_9cf2d29bd7_o.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

and i used to drink wilson's as a kid too simply because their motto was "That's All!" i very seriously considered getting a "That's All!" tattoo in high school.

https://images.asc.ohio-state.edu/is/image/treasuryoffineart/2/2e93b45c-48a4-4770-8887-e237bbba95cd.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

oh my gosh that's great!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

Scott, did you ever drink with this woman?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

4/7/2003 WILSON BLENDED WHISKEY
The label on the bottle was peeling off. Mike, the bartender at Bamonte's (an ancient Italian Restaurant in Brooklyn, New York), guessed that it was 40 or 50 years old. I couldn't resist and ordered a small glass of it. The label noted that it was "grain neutral spirit and whiskey." The label also boasted, "Regardless of Price, No Better Whiskey in the World. That's All." That, along with the seven little red stars (apparently signifying its classy stature), made me giggle. The whiskey itself was astonighinly smooth: very easy, dry, and with, oddly, a note of peppermint. There was little nuance; clearly this was made for knocking back in sweltering weather. It was, I confess, pelasant. Clearly unratable, due to it being so strange (Jack Daniels or Bourbon this is not). We hear that this stuff is still made. One wonders if what it is now is like what it was way back when...

mizzell, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

reba yow just might be the coolest name on earth.

i wanna start trying some japanese whiskeys. they are supposed to be good. guess i could start with suntory. where is steve shasta when i need him.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Yfb80XO3zfA/RkNPNVO_pSI/AAAAAAAAAH4/Ml4OGSHcevo/s400/CIMG1345.JPG

scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

ok see now i want to track down some wilsons whiskey. thx whiskey thread!

jjjusten, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, they were selling wilsons in the 80's in connecticut anyway. i haven't looked for it since then. it WAS smooth. i don't know what the hell they put in it. but it was easy drinkin'.

scott seward, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

"i work down the street from there"

I work on Boroline Road in Allendale. Go to the whiskey section, top shelf all the way toward the wall on the right.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 2 July 2009 18:45 (sixteen years ago)

we used to buy Evan Williams "Green Label" for $2.99 a fifth when we were teenagers and you could still purchase alcohol at 18 in certain Louisian parishes. None of were 18.

^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Thursday, 2 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

it was not good.

^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Thursday, 2 July 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

jameson for on the rocks, but i can go with either JB or JD. black and white is pretty easy going down too.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 3 July 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

I'm usually more of a beer person, but I have been bonding with my Kentucky roots the past month and this week I picked up a 750 of the 7 year Jim Beam. It is is some good stuff. The thing I have always wondered about these kind of spirits was the first guy to realize that yeah, leave that barrel be for 7 years and THEN IT WILL REALLY TASTE GOOD. Mead that started this whole mess had to be a total screw up that came out brilliant.

earlnash, Sunday, 31 October 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

my god, this thread.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 31 October 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

Do you mean that positively or negatively?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 October 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh, it's a good thread, of course. a very good thread.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 31 October 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

Jack Daniels is rotgut. Jim beam knows what they're doing.

kenan, Sunday, 31 October 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

bit of snobbishness against JD i think? it's not that bad at all, and i'm not sure it's that different to JB in any case,

for sipping- scotch every time, definitely. but both JB & JD are good options for mixing or what have you

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

beam tastes pretty good out of the bottle, jd doesn't taste good no matter what you do to it

dayo, Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

tasted plenty of good jd in my time. tho the best was a 12 or 15 year oak barrel bottle i got for graduation from my brother, it's true

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 October 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

kenan was wrong at the top of this thread. there is some difference.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:09 (fifteen years ago)

Between what and what?

kenan, Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

the key diff between jack and jb is the sugar maple charcoal filtering process that all the tennessee whiskeys use, which is not permissible under the guidelines for making bourbon.

not really a fan of either of these tbh, there are better products available at the same price point(s).

call all destroyer, Sunday, 31 October 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

I think Jim Beam have totally said fxxx it with the Jim Beam Black. It's pretty much Jack Beam for like $5 a fifth less. Very smooth and 86 proof...

All that said, Four Roses is the the best stuff of not crazy expensive bourbon. It's still a couple bucks less than Makers which is really good too, so don't front. For stuff that is cheap, you got to go with either 1793 or bottled in bond (white label) Evan Williams. You can get a 1/5 of Bottled in Bond for like 12 bucks here.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:51 (nine years ago)

JIm Beam Black is stuff they actually left in the barrel long enough to be tasty
Jack Daniels had a little harshness the mapley charcoal filtering mostly cuts and leaves you with an off-tasting sweetness. Now they water it down so you just get the off-sweet.

Any of the Beam novelty ones (devil's cut, the new double-barreled stuff) is pretty ok and on sale fairly often

mh 😏, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 04:58 (nine years ago)

the local store was pushing Benchmark which is either under-aged or below-quality buffalo trace, but it is like.. $12/bottle

mh 😏, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:00 (nine years ago)

The owner of the Haymarket Whiskey Bar in Louisville, who is deep into the whole single barrel and high end KY bourbon scene believes that Benchmark is the best of the cheap stuff. He said that Buffalo Trace cuts their low end to make up Benchmarks bottles. To me, I think the Evan Williams Black is better, but they both will get you there for just a couple bucks and are fantastic if you are going to mix it with coke or 7up anyway.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:07 (nine years ago)

Devil's Cut tastes like Canadian Whisky to me. It's got that brown vodka thing going on.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:10 (nine years ago)

It's not bad, but to me got a different whang.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:10 (nine years ago)

that's fair, I think the secret formula is to take half whiskey, then put grain alcohol in the empty barrel and shake it up until it's brown to finish

mh 😏, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:25 (nine years ago)

I've pretty much stopped buying Jack for parties and stuff - Monkey Shoulder (Scotch blend) and 2 Gingers (Irish) are both really good and within a couple of bucks of Jack around here.

Jim Beam is terrible and I wouldn't make my worst enemy drink it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 05:49 (nine years ago)

nine months pass...

jack is fine

jim is awful

evan is about as cheap as i would go

i don't drink whiskey anymore though

brimstead, Friday, 3 November 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

Henry McKenna best value whisky on Earth

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 November 2017 03:11 (eight years ago)

Knob Creek (the best whiskey you've ever had in your life, I don't care if you're Irish).

I don't know why people insist on making asinine statements like this. You like what you like. I like what I like. This is as much as can be said.

(nb: I'm not irish, but I do like irish whiskey better than any sour mash/"bourbon" whiskey I've had. so sue me. on second thought, no don't. because it would be unutterably stupid.)

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)

well bourbon and irish whiskey really have nothing to do w/each other as far as ingredients and production methods go so yeah i'd call it a nonproductive discussion

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 November 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)


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