The Wondrous Vulva Puppet

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The gallery is perplexingly awesome.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

"In a way the puppet has been a life saver. Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale. However with the the vulva puppet we can explore in a much more fun and relaxed way. This sets an emotional tone of lightness and confidence which is very important for beginners." - Raphael More, Oceanic Tantra Teacher, Director of the Kahua Hawaiian Institute

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Vulvalutionary™, Dorrie Lane

OMG

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

I love that the ads Google has decided are appropriate for this page involve quilting.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

"I am a big fan. I have been using the puppet for years now in my hands-on workshops and on European Television."

Cora Emens, Founder NASA Amsterdam, The Netherlands

please tell me this is to prepare potetial astronauts for encounters with disembodied space pussies!

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

One of the vulvas has paisley erm... lips. I'm afeared.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

OMG I DIDN'T REALIZE THE PUPPETS IN THE GALLERY HAD NAMES

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Gives a whole new meaning to TALK TO SPOOKY.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

ARGH NOW I HAVE VISUAL OF GOTH VULVA PUPPET PLZ DELETE MY BRAIN.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

CHIN MU is from China where she is known as Queen of the West. She is associated with cats and magic as well as peaches.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

!!!!

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

"Mati-Syra-Zemlya"
Mati-Syra-Zemlya is a Swiss Goddess of the land, or "Moist Mother". She is symbolic of honesty, community and integrity.
Zemlya is made from brown French velvet. Her inner labia is tones of paprika and cinnamon silk satin. She is adorned with Jasper barrels, Gold stone and dark red glass seed beads.
You may order a puppet similar to this one.

Price: US$300 plus $30 shipping worldwide

― The Ghost of You've Got To Be Kidding (Dan Perry), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

I have found actual vulvas to be wonderfully diverse in shape and appearance, but all these vulvapuppets look the same.

― Aaron A., Monday, 25 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

One of the vulvas has paisley erm... lips.

I bet it's called the "Darling Nikki"

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

please tell me these are like beanbag-chair size

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

omg nate!

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

they are boat-size

― Aaron A., Monday, 25 July 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

And this all reminds me of that bit from Jon Stewart's book Naked Pictures of Famous People called "Martha Stewart's Vagina".

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

the fact that these are educational is sort of depressing to me. not that people are doing the educating but that ppl NEED it. i know it's not like walking down the street but c'mon a pussy isn't that terrifying to figure out.

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

my high school crush told me she thought it'd be neat to have somebody eat a peach from out of her genitals. She was not named Chin Mu, but she was Asian.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

Christ, I want to put googly-eyes on these things

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

(after turning them sideways, obv.)

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

"NISABA"
Nisaba is a Sumerian Goddess. Her name means "she who teaches the "decrees". The first lawyer! She was also credited with inventing literacy.
Nisaba is made from a stamped leapard pattern Velvet with copper & gold Italian silk satin. She is adorned with Amber faceted beads and black jet glass beads.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

haha maybe it's the memory of so many shitty teenage handjobs that's got me tetchy at yet another scholastic foray into the eternal yonic mysteries of woman

xpost YUP. YUP. YUP. YUP YUP YUP yupyupyupyupyup...

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

LEOPARD-PRINT PUSSY! To match the seat covers for your '82 Z, maybe?

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Man, the color schemes. This is like Hunter S. Thompson Eats Out or something.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chass.utoronto.ca/epc/langueXIX/laforgue/courbet.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Linda? Is that you, Linda?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Best travel pillows, EVER!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

"disembodied space pussies"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

I can remember as a midwifery student being shown a felt and velcro representation of the vulva to illustrate the anatomical structure of the pelvic floor. I think one of the tutors made it.

― leigh (leigh), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

It would be great if the vulva puppets in the gallery were all dancing to music.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 5 August 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha A WONDROUS VISION OF THE FUTURE, MY GOOD VICAR

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 6 August 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

What tune could they be dancing to?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Maybe as well as dancing, they could be pulsating, like they were singing.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

OK, why am I now reminded of the video clip for the Cure's "Why Cant I be You?" - you know how they're dancing around making the letter shapes, Y, B and U - but for "cant" they have someone in some kind of giant lips costume sideways... and well, its meant to be a cunt, isnt it? Geddit? Maybe that was the obvious joke, I always liked it tho.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

That was Lol Tolhurst in the "cant" outfit... they hated him and persecuted him in an ultimately unfunny manner.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, you mean like "har har, Lol is a cunt!"

I like it!

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

'wondrous'? who the fuck are you, john mayer?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 6 August 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Can someone please explain Penis Unicorns

― Aaron A., Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

actually the splash page is best

― Aaron A., Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Teaching the anatomy of the door of the goddess usually brings up a lot of emotions and men's faces tend to become pale.

Can someone explain this whole male gynophobia thing to me? It's a meme that I see trotted out again and again, that men are somehow inherently afraid of seeing the wang-dang-sweet-poontang up close. Most straight guys I know - myself included - are pretty goddamned fascinated by all things vulvular, so what gives?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Dude, the vulva puppet page is down! This sucks.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 7 August 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

It's back now. Phew.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 7 August 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)

:-(

My wife just told me to stop showing these to her. Chin Mu got me yelled at.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 August 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Again: "disembodied space pussies."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

and again and again and again

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

ne1 got email addie for disembodied space pussies? I'm ur biggest fan!!!!!!!!exclamationpointnumeralone

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yoni.com/vulva_on_TV.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dothekegel.com/

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 October 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

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http://www.yoni.com/gifts/amusing-gifts/vagina-de-guadelupe-candle-2.html

WHAT THE HELL

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

My god, I am getting that for a friend who has a collection of Jesus candles.

― mh, Monday, 1 October 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

love the favico

― sanskrit, Monday, 1 October 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Light up a vagina candle in honour of your femininity, your yOni and to invoke the blessings of the Big She.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

The pussy purse looks like a Tribble. With a pussy.

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE has been looking for a two-inch-deep pussy all his life.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

That sidebar has panties that say SHUT UP AND LICK.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

Thats not very welcoming and goddess-like :(

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

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ROFFLES.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

I bet the yoni basket I had to dance around with other wimmin/goddesses at my dad's/stepmom's wedding came from that website.

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

hang on, the puppet.

Do you put yr hand in it, or

― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

FIST THE PUPPET

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

that's going to be my new screen name

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.yoni.com/gifts/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/d04c2fe9e776fb81c65e818cd1330a4a.jpg

― milo z, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

good times

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

oh man

There is a TON of horrifying vulva art on Etsy although you probably could have guessed as much.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/WomanInBloom?ref=seller_info

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

Lorelei - Yoni - Vulva - Vagina Bookmark - mature

http://www.etsy.com/listing/68126914/lorelei-yoni-vulva-vagina-bookmark

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Lips #11 VAGINA BROOCH

http://www.etsy.com/listing/34478376/lips-no-11-pendantornament-mature?ref=sr_gallery_17&ga_search_query=vulva+pendant&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

"Empower women, wear a vagina!"

(it actually says that)

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/8691/loii.jpg

― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

i was wearing my vagina brooch once and this guy came up to me and proclaimed that i was the "molly pitcher of empowering women". upon honest reflection it made me feel pretty good about myself.

― dell (del), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

omg yes etsy. they even knit tampons. i mean, come ON.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/2981056712_598b96be68.jpg

surprisingly I did not start knitting to make these things.

They sell "kutjes" (pussies) here in the chocolate shops.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/2514503268_3f1bcd2991.jpg

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

that looks like the kool aid guy coming through the wall.

― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2009/09/kool-aid-man.jpg

― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

i used to think those commercials were a metaphor for storming out of the closet, but now i realize he was just delivering a pitcher of ice-cold menses in the most efficient way possible

― dell (del), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

What does "zoete kutjes" mean? Please please tell me it's "sweet pussies" like I think it might be.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, it is indeed that.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha YES!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, you can make money making tiny, politely labiaed polyclay vulvas? I feel in a standard workday I could probably pump out 25-30 quality polyclay vulvas (minus baking time).

― Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

JOB PLEASE

― Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

Position Wanted

― WmC, Friday, 20 May 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol abbott

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

I think the only thing you get making vulva crafts is a post on Regretsy.

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 20 May 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

Still getting a feel for what is considered a 'marketable skill' in this world. I really should've taken more stats & programming classes, eh?

― Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

Working with cunts all day seems like a transferrable skill.

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 20 May 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

191 people have left the first lady feedback and 100% has been positive. Her pendants are all between $30 - $50 so, I mean, that's not too shabby when you think about it.

Sexy, sweet, my vajayjay is a flower, but she smells carnale like a venus fly trap. When she is hungry she buzzes like a bee looking for some man nectar. Grrrr!

Apr 9, 2011

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

man nectar

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Working with cunts all day seems like a transferrable skill.

lolllllllll...*high five*

― Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that be p good

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

the term "yoni" is really awful

Sexy,subtle. I love being a woman. This reminds me of why. A little talisman or fetish, heh, heh. Channel your inner Goddess with these gyno might pieces.

I want a JJ Walker gif of him saying gyn-o-mite stat.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

what every woman wants

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.103706184.jpg

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

ugh I haaaaaaate yoni

Wallogina goes to the art gallery

― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 20 May 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

okay now that I am not at work and can look at those Etsy links, I am amazed

― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

these gyno might pieces

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 20 May 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

I always picture middle aged hippie couples like my high school art teacher buying all this stuff and saying words like "Yoni"

And the class that Kathy Bates goes to in Fried Green Tomatoes where all the ladies look at their vaginas with a hand mirror, lol

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 May 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

yeah totally

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 20 May 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

The yoni.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qffeFig01rxt7jlo1_500.jpg

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe that guy needs an educational yoni puppet. It's not always just slit on the outside.

― emilys., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

I think that guy is the person who coined the term "gyno mite"

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

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