Does Dan Rather exclaim lewd remarks at hamsters while exposing himself to an inanimate object named "FLippit"?

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I just wanted to make a quesiton no one had asked before, for fear of someone saying "THats already been posted!"

― -- Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

congratulations

― Jeff, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

God, I hope so.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If he does, he'd be the most rock anchorman ever.

― Ally, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Actually, he did once beg to be on Tv's "Ally Mcbeal" so he could show off his new pec implants.

― -- Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I saw him on the news circa the Gulf War. On screen, they showed a smart bomb entering & exploding some nursing home or school. As the bomb exploded, he said, "Boom." THAT'S journalism for ya.

As far as Mike's original query - I'm pretty sure that Marv Albert's done that in the past. Yes!

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

This question reminds me of a supremely addictive game owned by my cousins called Bop-it. If you've never played this, I heartily recommend going to the nearest toy store and grabbing one.

"*Boom-chk boomBOOM-chk* Bop it! *boomBOOM-chk* Flick it! *boomBOOM-chk* Twist it! *boomBOOM-chk* Spin it! *boomBOOM-chk* Flick it! *boomBOOM-* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You suck, try again." So classic.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I have attempted this atrocity of a past time. I was enraged by the frustrations of trying to "bop it" proper.

― -- Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I will not have anything bad said about the Bop It. Submit, Mike. SUBMIT!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I spent the early hours of this year fiddling with that damn machine. It looks crap, but once you get started on it...

― DG, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

BOP THIS!

― -- Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

*bop*

Flick it!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I would like to burn a pile of bop its on a huge toxin spewing plastic inferno.

― -- Mike Hanley, Wednesday, 13 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...

I just wanted to bring up this thread again.

― Ally, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Holy shit! Ally you're brilliant! I forgot about this! part two is "Does Tom Brokaw ever dress up like Marcel Marcea and run thru carwashes while throwing free violins at ape men from Oregon? "

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Sounds entirely plausible. Is that any less plausible that, say, "Does Richard Gere Marry an Ultra-Famous, Ultra-Hot Supermodel But Actually Get His Jollies Off on Sticking Rodents In His Anus?"

― David Raposa, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Thats a different thread

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 13 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

what counts as lewd?

― Geoff, Saturday, 14 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Anything about anus trouble

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You are obsessed with ass, Mike.

― Ally, Wednesday, 18 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

anus rocks

― Geoff, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

SO are you All y

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No I am not.

― Ally, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You're the one who made a whole thread about your Ritzy, J Lo ,thong sliced , Reeses' influenced tush.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Reese Witherspoon? Okay, I'll stop.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Oh go hang out at the Hasty Pudding club you

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You know, I've never been there? Never had a desire to go (except for one year when a good acquaintence wrote the theatrical, and even then I decided it wasn't worth the $$$).

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Article about it in the Pheonix, the useless phoenix. Gad their articles are awful. Who works there, high school students? Hasty Pud seems dull and prissy.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Ritzy tush"?? That's a new one.

― Ally, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Who works there, high school students?

Worse: college students!

Hasty Pud seems dull and prissy.

This is because it is dull and prissy. Who would have thought that cross- dressing could be so conservative?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I know . Its not even Drag.

― anthony, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Alert Websters'.

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 19 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...

Did we ever figure out the answer to this question?

― Ally, Wednesday, 5 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

the answer is Only on sunday.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well has he - i mean, he's been on tele enough lately we should be able to figure out an answer

― Geoff, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

or at least bump the stats cock up

― Geoff, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Rise statscock rise!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I thought you castrated the stats cock with your fancy posting style Mike? I'm a thousandaire now.

― jel, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

All this just for statscockery? My how shameless can ya get.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I'm riding the cock again!!!!!!!!!!!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Many have tried to fathom the appeal of the stats cock...

― jel, Thursday, 27 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Its the phallus of phreedom

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

the phallus of pteedom?

― Nicole, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Don't get cheeky!

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

----I love Daniel!----

Just testin...:p

― Kriss, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

what does taht have to do with dapper dan?

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

(color=blue,strength=#+9)>----Hanle y masturbates with llamas!----

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

four months pass...

----try again----

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The page appears to be bleeding

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

answer the question jim - we know yr trying top pump yr statscock.

― Queen G, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can't get the statscock applet to work.. so I don't even know if I'm on it

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nope, not there yet. I've only been here for a coupla months tho!!

― electric sound of jim, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can I sing a song about Serrrrrrrr...no!

― mike hanle y, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

How did I miss this before????

― Dan Perry, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

WE HAVE ALWAYS NESTLED TOGERTH IN YORU COLON

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 1 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three years pass...

I love REVIVING

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, this thread is like an epitaph to my wasted mid 20's.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Does Dan Rather exclaim lewd remarks at Kenneth while exposing himself to an inanimate object named "FRequency"?

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Monday, 16 May 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

So I guess he's doing this tomorrow?

― HI DERE, Saturday, 15 September 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

zombie CSS!

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 16 September 2007 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

from Wikipedia:

In a July 1980 interview with Ladies' Home Journal, Rather said that "in 1955 or '56, I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly."

According to journalist Cliff Jahr, Rather said, "As a reporter - and I don't want to say that that's the only context - I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount about LSD. I've never been a social user of any of these things, but my curiosity has carried me into a lot of interesting areas."

― dell, Saturday, 24 November 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cagle.com/news/2006Fairrington/images/fairrington5.jpg

― Crêpe, Saturday, 24 November 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

revives > new threads

― gff, Saturday, 24 November 2007 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

what counts as lewd?

-- Geoff, Saturday, July 14, 2001 12:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
Anything about anus trouble

-- Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, July 18, 2001 12:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― Abbott, Thursday, 24 January 2008 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

whats a nus?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Thank you Harper's for bringing us the weirdest conspiracy theory ever.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link

My strong suspicion is that Mr. Rather does not know who did this to him, or why. “Why and exactly by whom remains unclear,” he stated on TV. “And it may never be determined.” I want Mr. Rather to be liberated by the truth: Donald Barthelme, or avengers acting on the master's behalf, did the nefarious deed upon you. The startling evidence is contained within the pages of Barthelme's oeuvre; you can read the stories for yourself. May this knowledge set you free. May you feel the yoke of mystery lift from your shoulders.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

oh btw it is about the people who beat him while asking, "Kenneth, what is the frequency?"

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Just as I was prepared to dismiss the coincidence of finding “Kenneth” and “What is the frequency?” fifty pages apart in the same book, written by a Houstonian whose career mirrored Rather's, and who was reporting in the same town at the same time as Rather, I discover this rather ham-fisted swipe at an imperious news editor with a name so close to Rather's own that it seems almost unfair. An agitated, anxious, irritated man is said to be in a lather. There is something slightly foolish implied by that kind of lather, in a foamy, worked-up way. Donald Barthelme's editor-king, Lather, is a newsman in a lather, greatly agitated, foolishly grand. One begins to wonder how long Dan Rather has been wearing that anxious look on his face.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I'm riding the cock again!!!!!!!!!!!
― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, September 25, 2001 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― sport (crüt), Saturday, 28 August 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Did we ever figure out the answer to this question?
― Ally, Tuesday, September 4, 2001 8:00 PM
the answer is Only on sunday.
― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, September 5, 2001 8:00 PM

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 29 January 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

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